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sitting on the beach

bruins win. it's a good night.

how about you lads?

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david lynch is a good director but i feel that a lot of people overrate him simply because they don't understand his shit and they just hear other people talk well about him

David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about David Lynch. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Lynchian". Wallace described a Lynchian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."

He described a husband beating his 1950s housewife to death because she bought the wrong brand of peanut butter. "I told you to buy the JIF," he'd say as he's clobbering her to death. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Lynchian.

I think "I Am Jazz" enters into Lynchian territory. The .webm above shows a simple domestic scene. The women look like average suburban moms. They're relaxing on the couch. One imagines they might be discussing casserole recipes when we cut to them. But it slowly dawns on us that in the living room, with placid expressions on their faces, they're talking about the woman's transvestite son's genitals.

Despite the obvious subtext and the producers' hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're saying, the blasé quality with which they're saying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent.

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Don't like David Lynches work because he seems like a pretentious twat.

Gg

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He feels sincere though so it balances out

beautiful image
fuck the bruins though

y/n lads?
Russia wants to make a highway from London to New york

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No

i kind of liked mulholland drive even though in hindsight it was clearly an excuse to get naomi watts to have lesbian sex on camera

For me? Its basic instinct.

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Don't like Israel buds

nowt wrong with that but yeah it was ok
also very overhyped

what should I use my amazon gift card on? $15

Source: my ass

Yes

A good book

a buttplug

dont read
not gay

>don't read

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don't read books for pleasure*

how

....nice try user

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hangin with the yanks

typically alarming series of posts from the scotaboo

Do you find it difficult maintaining eye contact?

what are dingos like?

just dogs

no and if i do i just look at the space between their eyebrows

are any of them nice? do people feed them?

yeah sometimes

once got attacked by a drop bear on a safari in perth

No 3mg xanax i have no difficulty doing anytng

gotta be careful mate

I used to think dingos were some other mad Australian animal, was disappointed to discover they were just dogs.

When those combine wheels stops turnin'
And the hard days work is done
Theres a pub around the corner
It's the place we 'ave our fun
(Arrh! We'll 'ave some fun an' all!)

(C'mon, young 'un! Get a couple o' pints down 'ee then.)

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no you didn't
be quiet

How's your evening?

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What is the minimum courteous amount of time to confirm whether you're going out to drinks or not?

youtube.com/watch?v=YZfWIXE7Fx4
absolute choon

ah well, take solace in the fact that they're a special Australian kind of dog though
Had a dog growing up that had a little bit of dingo in him

Maybe

I feel loads better now

Why does every YouTube embed link say "Forbidden or Private" instead of the title?

What time period would you choose to live in if you had a choice?
Reckon being a Roman patrician would be nice

If they ask you on the day, two hours
If they ask you a week out, two days

It's the same for me.

Europe is an Orwellian shithole. It's "Slow Boat to China" by Dean Martin

that's good

A dingo ate my baby lads

I would live in right now, because no other period compares for quality of life and you'd probably hate it

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had a dream I doxxed myself on /brit/

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was talking about this with the lads last night and we agreed

had a similar dream once
what happened after said doxxing

It is weird that a baby being mauled by a dog is seen as something hilarious.

ah yes, kike humor

yeah I'd say so

People started investigating and making fun of me. Can't recall how far they got

choon
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>door rings
>it's a pizza delivery
>you didn't order it

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reckon this is fine for about $20

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watches are for boomers and boomer-worshippers

had this happen once, I just bought it and ate it. Didn't say a word to the guy about not ordering it. I wonder if I ate a neighbours pizza or someone was trying to take the piss.

a $20 watch does not feed the watch industrial complex the way the boomers do when they drop $5000 on a patek phillipe

dunno mate they're a good accessory

Yes look at the young man's pretty little not-bracelet

Listening to the new unkle album lads

>he takes his phone out of his pocket whenever he wants to know the time
>he walks all the way to the town sun dial whenever he wants to know the time

Mans noided and ting

hey, I would be too

If you're working a physical job where you're not looking at a computer screen and it's not safe to look at your phone then by all means, but most 'watch fans' work office jobs.

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Fell on ice about a month ago and the elbow still hurts

I am not a man unless I have a woman

Does anyone have that YouTube video link of the British neet where his parents beg him to leave his room?

You're not a man unless you've fucked another man
If a man fucks you afterwards, you need to a fuck another man to get your man-card back

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the chaturbatfu's online

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Despite the **seemingly** abrasive world view I'm likable outside of our thing because I'm charismatic.
If you are not likable outside of our thing you are not charismatic enough to be at the fore front.

Just being real with you.

>our thing
the norwegian mafia?

is schizoleaf the norwegian?

thats a funny way to say it...kinda works though.

Insane for me to think how large and populous London is

Did you join the military yet like your father wanted you to?

Radio at work plays this pixies song constantly and no others.

yeah there's a fair few people there

ay knut we gonna smoke the leif family capo tonight. then we gonna smoke the salmon

you think people here love you, you just don't take no for an answer

Not me but an interesting detail is that the poster you are talking about is from the same town as me

AUSTRALIAN NIGGAS EXPLAIN THIS

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yeah there's a guy from the same town as me that comes into /brit/ sometimes
he sounds like a good lad

he got the 'piss' taken out of him for this one for quite a while (still does)

You white and looking for a purpose?

Heeeee-Hawwwwwwww

That said I haven't heard of him in quite a while, although I can't check by myself since we don't know each other in person he previously used to post in the general a lot

its monday
why arent you be toiling