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doesn't look like his short stature needed to be immortalised in such a demeaning way though

youtube.com/watch?v=CV65tWCZALI
stay indoors and have a sip of whisky

May go and work for the Hudson's Bay Company lads.

Thirty acres of good land when you're done.

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I see I’m being too conspicuous

>hehe i'm taller than you btw
you're also more of a bitch

Don't know whether I should stay up a wee bit longer so I can go grocery shopping or go to sleep lmeow
what would you lads do?

I wonder if I would get Emma Watson’s poo on my cock if I had anal sex with her.

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stop making threads before 300

12 pounds a year phwooooar

Last thread was shite

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Who said anything about you

Point Stands.

I’m not kidding when I say you deserve to be killed

We're expecting a month's worth of rain in a day. Feel like Noah desu

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>5'11
That man is clearly 6'

Sounds comfy tbhnglfamdesudesuyo

Got 26 inches of rain in a day here once and it wiped out a scenic highway and literally flooded our 3 mile bridge with water up past the car tires

Crazy shit

Gave 26 inches to your grandma BOOM!

Go on please it gets me off

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

weinstein doesn"t have to wonder

Hate my life lads

The cricket will be a washout.

No qts watching the strong muscular West Indian men play with their bats and balls.

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*wolf #2 joins the party yipping at the wounded horse*

Tfw no cricket gf

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Honestly i do not mind if the government made the working week shorter and pub some curbs on conspicuous consumption

If labour built me a house. I would happily forego fancy clothes or gadgets and working too much

Why is Worcester filled with bicycling kids? I go to city centre, there are bicycling kids everywhere. Igo Shrub Hill, and there are bicycling kids everywhere. I go to St John's, and aside from drunk university students, there bicycling kids fucking everywhere. I can't go to a fucking pub without having to see a zoomer with a punchable face zooming right past me.

Blog on

Foy

I run an underground n-word pass forgery empire

Boris going to cut taxes for incomes over 50k?

Brilliant.

The point is to win over Tories, everyone else can get fucked

What a shit life. What would you give up? Your phone? Mongolian basket weaving boards?

Sorry 80k

Getting into the toilsmobile and leaving soon

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got a blister on my toe

I dont really buy much shit atm anyway because i am desperately trying to save way my way to a house or permaneethood.

I imagine most of society would no longer be wearing moschino or buying drones and smart watches every other week

Toil DEADline in a month.

Already writing my will

How is it different to Corbo taxing us all to pay for handicapped black lesbians to portray Grenfell through the medium of dance?

The Tories play to their voters, just as Labour play to theirs.

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Because your example is made up

Whereas the busman wants to give tarquins a pat on the back whilst riding a wave of anti-establishment feeling.

What does British Hitler even look like? Does he drink tea and wear a bowler?

Hey RCMP send one of them helicopters out eastward.
I like the noise, makes me feel comfy in the summer.

*fries up some sausages*

Who votes Labour?

Students, benefits monkeys and new Britons, aka expense inflating taxi drivers who support Pakistan in the cricket.

These are not net contributors to the UK economy.

It's a tactic in stark contrast to Gove, Stewart and Hunt all making popular promises they can't afford that benefit wider society, as if they are setting themselves up to win a General Election rather than the Tory popularity contest

The only argument for the tories at this stage is muh labour. You've voted for 10 years of falling wages. For homeless spice zombies to take over the streets. For chaos that will probably end up ending this union.

Not a labourite by any measure but please wake up

*accidentally burns my finger*

Talking about politics at 7:35 in the morning on a Monday, Christ you lot are sad cases

>burns
third person
>my
first person
what are you doing?

sittin on the toilet

Sure, and if it were anyone else but Corbyn I'd vote for them, but socialism will actually make things worse.

What type of person votes libdem?

Don't know the difference between mono and stereo

We live in a multiparty democracy.

Unspeakably grim. Anyone who is not a toilsman should be in bed.

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pushing the brown stuff out my bum

Still have dreams about my friends who I haven't spoken to in 8 years

They invited me to a party and I didn't go

mono is same sound in your ears
stéréo is different sound in your ears

would love to rim you after

University educated people who arent tarqs

i dont even know how to change my stereo

Why aren’t they more popular then

Are most uni educated people tarqs?

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Really based that the cops here are mostly white,
Makes getting talked down to by them more bearable if you get nicked.
Also I feel like ethnic cops try too hard in white countries...like they believe they're performing some cringe reverse racist justice.
"hehe i'm an ethnic busting a white dude, how you like them apples!"
I don't play that game.

jesus wept
(love posting that)

toilberg is on holiday this week so i shall be going to work late and leaving early all week

Tories will never admit the fact that actually agree with tax cuts for the rich (even if thry dont personally benefit). They will always lament how it is a necessary evil of not choosing corbyn or voting for another party.

Actually they outright agree with it. They believe at some point they will eventually benefit from it. They also believe in maintains a socio-economic order which they believe is natural and sacred and cannot be overly infringed. They know this belief in unpalatable so they just deny having it. Its sort of similar how the younger royals try to present themselves as relatively normal people in their 30s who just happen to think they should rule the country based on accident of birth.

youtube.com/watch?v=-XB7aftz6zY
emmett, you don't speak the language of your ancestors but you should feel in your bones the meaning of these lyrics

mono: youtu.be/6IcDMW_QbaI#t=12
stereo: youtu.be/6IcDMW_QbaI#t=61

Nick Clegg did a lot of damage to them.
The fptp system is unforgiving to smaller parties

*begins digesting a sausage*

Fucking retard

Mono is good
Stereo is dogshit

>Suze Orman: How your daily coffee habit is costing you $1,000,000

cnbc.com/2019/03/28/suze-orman-spending-money-on-coffee-is-like-throwing-1-million-down-the-drain.html

Well well well

too bad like coffee me
simple as

>too bad like coffee me
>simple as

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Currently passing my real estate exam.

have you lads ever paid for porn?

Exiting the Las Vegas turnpike near Broadway.

cheers fellas

No I'm not a no hoper virgin freak.

Pushed the Wet Wipe into my anus and it hangs down like a White Flag. I surrender.

Jewish """humour"""

Begging for my life at gunpoint right now. Will I make it?

That I have not

Just keyed my neighbour's Buick but their dog saw me. Anyway he'll let them know?

bit rude keying a bloke's car

Yeah i've spent £90 or so on some fetish stuff

Smoking a cigarette and thinking about the day ahead

>cheers fellas

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