/brit/

what happened

Sit and drink yorkshire teeeeaaaaaa

Porn ban in 5 days lads

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Misaligned my priorities

grug smash

still reckon that's fucked

I take it Instagram, twitter, Reddit etc will be affected since they're full of porn?

Probably not

ah yes

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I for one support PM Sadiq Khan's ban on all forms of hetrosexual porn

messing about in reason, can get a catchy loop but then can never think of a song to go with it
reckon i'm a mong 2bh

Don't need porn, I'm no short supply of fanny as is

Anything more would just be overwhelming

have a good day de lads

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/brit/ more like /dead/

Gas all nurses.

a good observation

The Australian stance is the least defencible

substantiate your claim

Have high hopes that the summer of '19 will come to rival the fabled summer of '69

do americans actually just get up in the middle of the night to eat slices of cheese?

One country one birthday, simple as
Otherwise you get Scotland kicking up a fuss

yes, as depicted on the simpsons

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George RR Martin is wriitng a From software game

uh huh
all brits have bad teeth too
and aussies call frog chazwozzers

convinced that the winter of '21 will be the best one yet

fingers crossed for a Steps comeback this summer lads

have you noticed that sleepwalking is such a big thing in america that it creeps into much of their entertainment somehow while the rest of the world has no idea it even exists
business idea for a phd thesis: why is sleepwalking so prevalent in america

dead as a fucking doornail

Unlucky
This is going to be the worst summer yet
, and just WAIT for next year!

Open the borders!

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so here we are then
the daytime /brit/ lads

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Won’t happen, it keeps getting pushed back and just doesn’t seem implementable. What about sites like Reddit will that be banned?
Besides I thought that was Theresa’s pet project now she’s gone I would be supposed if there is much drive behind it.

ye
establish a world government
also help every country have high standard of living
then ppl will move because they want to instead of because their countries are ultra shit

Uk's internet will be turned into more of an intranet.

Hi /Brit/

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Because they are all fucking nuts, look how much medication they all take compared to the rest of the world.
Tbf though I had an ex who would talk in her sleep and she one time hit me in the face.

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>Male blood can be more suitable for creating blood products such as plasma and platelets, used for wound clotting, and men typically have higher iron levels than women.
Hope you're donating lads x

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Great so we will have a Chinese style internet by 2040

Don't think she was actually asleep mate...

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I have pooed maybe 30-40 turds in Britain. More than half of them were in London.

Once read an article about a man who sleep-murdered(?) his son. Basically was sleep walking and killed him during it.

Posting during the so called toil coffee break

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Hmmm wonder why the amount of people donating is dropping so much

Yeah that is the government's ideal. As long as normies have facebook and twitter they won't care.

GRRM settings are good because they're very detailed and fleshed out. From Software settings are good because they omit most details.

shocking excuse, dog ate my homework tier

It worked though - abc11.com/news/mitchell-found-not-guilty-in-sleepwalking-murder-trial/553824/

Go on then, do tell us

I could see it being possible, I know a guy who locked himself out of his house in his sleep.

car use should be illegal
you should be able to own a car but not allow to drive it

I don’t know, I would have said if I did

i bet the early 20s millennial legbeard """journalists"""" with english lit degrees at the BBC must be salivating with this women's world cup coverage. literally pumping out article after article of pure shit to justify their 40k salaries

Ok x

toilberg deploying his wagey-fetching autobots this morning again. yanked me right off the bog in middle of my morning poo :(

You love footy and you love women. So why don't you love the women's world cup rorke!?!?!

The BBC really does seem to want people to give a shit about it this time around.
Not even women give a shit about the women’s World Cup

got an itchy fanny

I wouldn't even mind if they took lengths to differentiate it from the men's game, but they treat it as literally the same but with the genders swapped out. The difference in quality is immense, it's like saying Formula 1 is the same as Formula E.

BASED BASED

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Women's World Cup but after every goal the team that concedes loses an item of clothing

Then I'd watch hahahaha know what I mean?

The standard of the womens game is equal, if not better, than the mens.

yes i do

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@106839589
No. Not getting a (You) either.

Women should be arrested on sight

unironically based. niggers and muzzies are vermin

Did the women kick the ball?

£100 fine for any girl without her tits and fanny out

Going to hr and possibly the unions because toillords been messing me around for god knows how long, hes a weak pathetic coward.

Did the woman toe-punt the ball

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get him lad

vile

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Have they released any names or pics of the suspects yet?

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haha top banter from are robbie

Economy is going to collapse

it was poley

Haha use tongues dyke

Good.

good on ya waz

Was going to happen sooner or later, might as well get it out the way

its almost too easy to mock women's football 2bh

They can't, the majority of them are underage. Unless the judge deems it important to the public to know who they are, then they will consider making their identities public. Think there was one who was 18 so we might hear about him.

arse, tits and fanny

if you had to let go of one what would it be??

Leftypol desperately praying that the 18 year old is white.

did the birds themselves give out any details on their socials or interviews?

arse because it's a nigger fetish

She was talking about this
>Weapons, fireworks and drugs have been found on a coach carrying Paris St-Germain fans to a Women's Champion's League game against Chelsea.
>In a statement, the Met Police said: "Weapons, including knives and knuckledusters, were recovered along with class A drugs."
Perhaps a bunch of butch dyke hooligans would make it more enjoyable