Ywn live in England

>ywn live in England
>ywn go to old mediaeval pub and have banter with bartender
>ywn drink beer and watch cricket in sun
>ywn have nice slag gf
>ywn enjoy fish and chips with norf fc lads and make the racist banter

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Good on you lad, forget London and come up norf

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Is Finland not comfy?
Know very little of Finland.

everything is 1960s building or later
all trees are pine or birch everywhere looks the same
no hills
drinking culture very different, just silent people
can be comfy in winter with sauna

You’re just a short flight away from living your dream

Finland is the happiest country in the world because all the unhappy people (like half of the country), have killed themselves

i can't afford to live there, i looked at houses

>everything is 1960s building or later
Everything here is apart from a few ex-footballer retirement towns and tourist towns for the far east.
Anything newer seems to go up in flames.
Slag GF's usually never last more than a few weeks and if they seem to be working do not be surprised if they accuse you of rape and flush your life down the drain for the sake of a few quid here and there that they can by smack with.
Pub banter makes life here but many pubs are shutting to be redeveloped into luxury flats or something paki-related.
Brits that live comfy lives are the sort of people who've grown up in stressful environments and are unphased by anything or are born into posh families.
Life can be a bit shite sometimes but that's how you discover peak comfy.
Finland colder than here?
Heat's been killing me!
What's the fuss with saunas? Never been in one.
Gud.
Yep.

I see Muslims in the Yorkshire Dales now. The dreams over lad.

Full of Yorkshiremen anyway.
Nothing of value lost.

the london paki post

>watch cricket
Are you an actual Finn!?

Kek, Finland is really only different in that you don't have medieval buildings and have some hot dog abomination instead of fish and chips.

>Muslims in the Yorkshire Dales
This can be fixed.

>tfw you live in Somerset

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Don't let the fact they live in sandcastles and running water is a novelty over there fool you.
All the ones coming over here are usually dead narcissistic and want to be treated like princesses.
They'll take one look at the outdoor toilets and the local ferret club and back on the plane to Londonistan they'll go.
We just need a way to contain them all in the M25 and then sort out London.

>tfw you never have a cider with your somersetian friend while telling people to get off your farming land.

redpill: England is shite unless you have a lot of money

How is the murder rate nowadays?

Don't get too comfy.
Plenty of them making it big in the cities, just you wait til they retire to Somerset and the family of 1001 comes with them and they begin to breed exclusively among themselves and the odd child they snatch at night.
They'll worm their way into the council and start up diversity programs gentrifying the local population out.

>actually go to live in English countryside
>it's just full of thick old inbreds

Nice dream you have there

i dont care what some ex commie says

but i went to kent for a week and everything was old and nice like out of lord of the rings or something not like you say

finland is cold but at the moment very hot, saunas are the only nice thing about finland, getting drunk naked in a hot room and then jumping in lake is very comfy, but i prefer england

i dont understand it but it is very comfy to watch and listen

wrong, i have been and love it

You don't cheer for England do you?

where?

Fuck off we're full

Based Finn
you can come to my house to have roast dinner any time
i live in the Lincolnshire Wolds

pubs are overpriced shitholes, cricket is an awful sport and I would take almost any foreign gf over a british slag

happens everywhere

Stop it, I'm going to cry

Do you also wear a tophat then?

My ancestor :)

only top 5% of people can afford to live in comfy places like that. It's wetherspoons and concrete shoebox house for me

I am still so shocked at how neeky the brits are on here

I don't think I've stepped in a pub to have fun in my life, it's much better to chill on your block with some weed and friends and have banter.

fuck off normie

Up the norf. Southerners are scum

Sounds good

I was to Edinburgh in January quite a nice city
But of course that's not in England is it haha

>chill on your block with some weed
very niggerish sentiment

Edinburgh is an English city that happens to be now based in Scotland.

if you ever see someone say peng or neek on here it's a nigger

No unfortunately, I sometimes wear one of these though when it gets cold.

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Edinburgh is pretty much an English city

>t. Englishman in Edinburgh

I don't watch on TV just when I was there I think local teams

All the world is the same. The difference is the treshold to be considered rich