/brit/

friendly reminder that NEETs have it harder than any form of toil, the devil find work in idle hands

wagey off for next 3 days. 3 days I'll surely not waste doing fuckall and browsing Jow Forums (as if haha)

FOW

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mummy didn't do the shopping today like she was supposed to and I'm going to bed hungry AGAIN

SICK of it

reckon if i was a woman id love letting my fanny get smelly, absolutely love it when my bollocks get a bit whiffy

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On this day in British History

>1719 – Jacobite risings: Battle of Glen Shiel.
>1829 – The first Boat Race between the University of Oxford and the University of Cambridge takes place on the Thames in London.
>1940 – World War II: The Kingdom of Italy declares war on France and the United Kingdom.
>1990 – British Airways Flight 5390 lands safely at Southampton Airport after a blowout in the cockpit causes the captain to be partially sucked from the cockpit. There are no fatalities
>1996 – Peace talks begin in Northern Ireland without the participation of Sinn Féin.
>2002 – The first direct electronic communication experiment between the nervous systems of two humans is carried out by Kevin Warwick in the United Kingdom

Bit sparse today lads

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roosevelt was a warmongering tyrant

hate little shits like you. mammy's boy always complaining about everything and can't do anything himself. literal child will never be a man

twitter is a fantastic platform 2bh. its honestly astounding some of the shit famous 'respected' people you would assume should know better will actually put up there, and the shitstorm that ensues is better than any movie

Downloading a porno torrent on my parents internet connection lads.

FOY

What’s actually wrong with the “I have black mates so I can’t be racist” argument?
Surely a real racist wouldn’t be friends with black people

love alcohol simple as

Its over. Nuke us

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no it's not
go outside and get some fresh air

The point is that he wasn't re-elected because he died, not because of an amendment

>implying you have to be indoors to browse twitter

sit down granddad

My mum asked me today if I wanted a female NDIS social worker in her 30's to support me. YES PLEASE. HAHA

Masturbation > Casual Sex (unless it's extremely easy for you)

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youtu.be/plM7CMmlwlg

not a very funny picture

getting drunk later ngl
tomorrow as well probably

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10 June 323 BC: Alexander the Great, king of Macedonia and conqueror of Persia, dies without heir in Babylon at age 32.
10 June 1190: Frederick I, Holy Roman Emperor, drowns while crossing the Saleph river in Anatolia on the Third Crusade at age 67 or 68.
10 June 1794: The Law of 22 Prairial, named after the date in the French Republican calendar, also known as the loi de la Grande Terreur, the law of the Great Terror, is passed to simplify the prosecutions by the Revolutionary Tribunal.
10 June 1819: Gustave Courbet, French painter, is born in Ornans.
10 June 1836: André-Marie Ampère, French physicist, regarded as one of the main discoverers of electromagnetism, dies in Marseille at age 61.
10 June 1865: Richard Wagner's opera “Tristan und Isolde” is first performed in the National Theatre Munich.
10 June 1895: At a private meeting the Lumière brothers show the first film portraying a fictional story, a 49 seconds long comedy titled “Le Jardinier” or “L' Arroseur Arrosé”.
10 June 1926: Antoni Gaudí, Spanish Catalan architect, dies in Barcelona at age 73 three days after being hit by a tram.
10 June 1940: Norway surrenders to German aggression in World War II.
10 June 1943: British and American troops land on Sicily.
10 June 1967: The 630 feet (192 m) high Gateway Arch in St. Louis, Missouri, centerpiece of the Jefferson National Expansion Memorial, built in memory of the westward expansion of American settlers, opens to the public.
10 June 2003: NASA's Mars Exploration Rover mission begins with the launch of the Spirit Rover.

>roosevelt was a warmongering tyrant

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>tfw Mum says your beautiful again.
SHUT UP SHUT UP. Then why are women repelled to me?

Didn't ask you

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Made me smile desu

Could be your personality, women care less about looks than men.

me in the green

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>Could be your personality, women care less about looks than men.

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>women care less about looks than men.

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the world's population has more than doubled in the last 50 years. anyone else find that alarming?

They do, not to say women don’t care about looks but it’s less of a factor for women than it is for men.
Status trumps looks when women are seeking a partner.

virgins will deny this

nah dont care

projections show it plateauing at 9 billion

Fucking FUCK

No you have it all wrong
Status makes up for looks
If two men were equal in status and one was better looking, well then you know what happens

You're a virgin

youtube.com/watch?v=sx4qKJmLxLQ

me? i’m a freeman of the land.

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They should put these signs up on the tube

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yeah because of mass starvation lmao 1/3 of the world relies on fish stocks that are collapsing now or within 10-20 years

>It's another incel looks debate
Clearly we didn't settle this the thousand times we argued about this previously. But this time we're going to nail it.

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Wtf is that even saying?

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watching boys n the hood on my 55 inches tv

Well yes obviously, but if one man was a builder but looked like a model and the other was a famous musican but looked very average you can bet most women would go for the musician.

The parents have just gone to bed lads. It's not even 10 pm yet.

Shh virgin quieten down

roaring

/brit/ is pergatory

Choon.

youtube.com/watch?v=X_bFO1SNRZg

No you can't

I got into call-centre work to break down heteronormative paradigms

Purgatory

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why do blacks like em so thick?

had to read it out loud three times

youtube.com/watch?v=hVHNWn-2_TY

He was though.

/brit/ is perjuryotory

lot going on in this story 2bh

how was roosevelt warmongering if the japs and krauts declared war on us?

lol
Had the girl i'm seeing tell me personality matters more for girls.
She's a lefty and i'm a nazi (she's well aware of this), i'm also a fucking LOSER (comes with nazi territory of course).
But i'm 6'3 and have a pretty face.

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Shut up American

CUZ IM JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY

/brit/ is perfidy

incels blame their looks even though their 'personalities' are so abrasive they get on my nerves even here

shut up you virgin

>i'm a nazi
big yikes

Pooresident Wanklin Pee Roosevelt

Wish I was

that means they’re going for a shag

ugh, don't mind those bigots replying to you.. anyway how's your day? :)

I ain't no criminal. I can read, bitch

"the only thing we have to fear is fear itself" - President Wheely McIronside

how to the 'tfw no gf cuz ugly/short' merchants reconcile the fact that millions of ugly/short men have girlfriends or wives?

loved the OST from that movie 2bh. comfy af

fuck off hans

girlfriends really aren't worth it are they?

thinks its pretty telling to anyone concerned that you don't have the balls to make those posts while you know who is around, virgin

if you cant dance in the arena with the big boys don't even bother

it's hard being me

listening to BoC lads. might post in the comments that its great to listen to while on drugs as I'm sure I'll be the very first to point out..

who're you talking to weirdo

something like
>blah blah blah cope blah blah mogged blah blah jawline

all women should be detained indefinitely