I accidentally befriended a Chechen. He doesn't know I'm gay. How the fuck did this happen

I accidentally befriended a Chechen. He doesn't know I'm gay. How the fuck did this happen.

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dude, he will kill you when he'll know it

suck his cock asap

It's okay, all caucasians like to touch their 'brothers' crotches while training

If he knows youre german, he also knows youre gay

pidor come to moscow I will break you ALL bones pidorast

just tell him and if he hates you just get away from him

Guy hates to be lied on, so just tell him that you are a faggot before it's too late.

No way 2 guys rubbing each other's bodies while wearing tight singlets are gay, wtf

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From what I read online about Chechnya this seems like a real possibility.
I'll suck your cock if you don't shut up.

I'm extremely incognito. You wouldn't know that I was a fag except for the perpetual absence of a gf desu.

Just tell him, there is nothing to be scared of. Everything you heard about homophobic chechens is western propoganda lies

My caucasian bros and I on picrel

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Not true.
You got to relax. Trust me, i know this guys. This is how you should act:
1) Remove all hairs from your body (except head).
2) Dress like a girl
3) Tell him that you are bacha bazi.
Congratulations! Now he won't kill you and even have sex with you - and you would like some hot action with this beast, won't you? ;) . And amazingly, he won't consider himself or you homosexual.

>Chechen in Germany.
He's either an Islamic terrorist hiding from the FSB, or a liberal activist hiding from Kadyrov.

>It's okay
It's not, he is gonna get killed

>all caucasians like to touch their 'brothers' crotches while training
Yes, we often touch men's pee-pee because that how it goes in wrestling (the manliest sport out there), but there is nothing gay about it you dumb pidorashka

Some of my friends are homophobic but don't know about me lol

As much as I know about the Chechen culture then the possibility of you getting beheaded is the most likely one.

It's neither actually, he's studying in germoney and regularly goes back home.
Do you live in rural Alabama or what?

>Yes, we often touch men's pee-pee but there is nothing gay about it
See you at the parade

I live MD, which is a very tolerant state overall. I just know a few people who are from out of state or from the backwards areas of the state.

So what is your question?
t.chechen

will he get kill by his "friend"?

Yes.
Next question.

no, his friend will stop hanging out with him
he will not ruin his life to end some pidorast
there are millions of pidorasts in germany

I'm not into boys or kids. Stop calling me that.

dont be gay
you are ending your genetic line you pidorast

I met a Russian guy while I was studying in Germany, but he was from Tartarstan

How was he? The Chechen dude is pretty friendly but still..