Are Brits really like this?

I always stand up and turn around when I wipe my butt. If there's another country where this would be common, I'd expect it to be the USA

I go straight into the shower, squat down and point the hose at my arsehole until the brown water turns clean and then i take a shower. I don't know how people can walk around with shit smeared between their cheeks

>I don't know how people can walk around with shit smeared between their cheeks
I mean, that's why they invented baby wipes

>Walk
>Not having a shart cart

I bend over and get mummy to wipe my bummy

Makes sense why he tried to flirt with her.

He sounds like your average American Jow Forumsack.

sorry but i couldn't get through 10 seconds of this

>I've been traveling lately and its really DOPE
yeah you dumb sheltered suburbanite its real fentanyl as fuck you stupid cunt

>not watching the superior commentary by a literal bear
youtube.com/watch?v=YXNlwECJHeg

>audio only coming out of left channel
>'reaction' vid
>mutt

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