>Appearance doesn't matter bro
Appearance doesn't matter bro
tfw 10/10 gf because I make her laugh
Just smile bro
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
BASED AUSSIE BANTER ME GUSTA TRALLFEIS ROFL
but it's true
>it's all about your technique, not the size bro
>Just go out, bro
>What do you mean you are a virgin in your 20's? Bruh...
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP PLEASE
STOP MAKING ME FEEL LIKE SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>muscles
>like russian women aren't flocking to korea because russian men are all meatheads
Ever seen our birthrates? They are quite low.
How to be funny?
they aren't lol
knock knock
who's there?
Shit in the shower.
Straight men have such a terrible idea on what women find attractive it's hilarious
Fuck, you roasties really are retarded. Even after only one minute of knowing this meme I could realize that the whole gist of it is being a caricature of a hyper-masculine man used satirically. Seriously, women are Reddit: the gender.
hey it's me the ultimate chad that women can't resist
Not me aka average dude, that's for sure
etch
seething incel
have sex
>Bro girls don't care about size they care about the person that's attached to the dick be like me and stop worrying!
>seething incel
>have sex
they are actually going to western europe for their twinks, not for baby dicked korean twinks
damn
etch who?
>I-I'm an average and a nice guy, it's women that have too high standards!
Do you people ever go outside, can you actually claim without irony that only absolute chads straight out of the gym get any relationships
bless you
so tell us.
thanks
I actually see only Chads with grilles.
they usually go to med. countries. they seem to like masculine types.
>g-go outside
I've had a fulltime job straight after the military, few good frends I spend time with and I've been lifting 2 years. Not claiming anything, but no female has ever been interested in me. Maybe I should try my luck abroad
>but no female has ever been interested in me
Lmao, did you even approach them? Please tell me you aren't expecting a grill to make the first move.
>Please tell me you aren't expecting a grill to make the first move.
Of course not
If girls dont approach you it is over.
t. eroha gromovoiher
facts
>just be Celtic bro
Hiding the rotten teeth, potato muncher
>med countries
>masculine types
lol
Is incelt a thing?
he is mostly anglo
based
Be yourself bro that's easy
t.
>Wanting him to get rape accusations
i can fuck any woman i want, not even joking
if you make a girl laugh and you don't look good you just become their friend. simple as.
It's hilarious that Jow Forums uses this guy and Lachowski as example of white beauty when both have non-white mothers.
Just start lifting and running, what's your problem?
>be me
>already balding
>163cm manlet
>too thin
>often thinking about being a trap
>lowkey a weaboo (yes I watch Shingeki no Kyojin)
>never kissed a girl
>had sucked a dick once
>my parents called me Elton and I am not even American
based
>had sucked a dick once
So you're basically an average medman? More news at 11.
t. 9 inch penis
Hahahahah
hey wanna hang out someday?
>>had sucked a dick once
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