Day One in Finland. My luggage got stolen. Some observations:

Anything valuable?

Neh, we're the nicest people by the baltic behind the Estonians.

Stop denying your behavior
My clothes
The whole region is mean to me

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>finn with brown hair
My condolences

is probably more masculine than 99% of finnoids just because of the br*Wn hair

>effeminate
Lol, of course.

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>Elementary school
>at the start of the 21st century (inb4 newfag)
>our school had also a tard class, with older 15-19 yo. tards
>the tards have built an epic snow fortress where they hang out during recess
>we tried to figure out how these sub-humans could have constructed something so great
>the 5th graders can't deal with this fact
>we form a resistance movement against the tyrannical tards
>La resistance lives on motherfuckers!
>we named ourselves "The Devils of Hell"
>the devils first secret meeting is held in the schools forest near a huge pine tree and the nettle rock (during summer there grows a fucking lot of them)
>all the boys from th 5th grade plus me and three other firstgraders appeared to the meeting
>we agreed that during next recess we will attack the tard without declareing war and spread the word about The Devils of Hell
>said recess
>we attack equipped with sticks and rocky snowballs under the element of surprise
>the tards don't understand the situation at first (DUH! :DD)
>but when they do, all hell breaks loose!
>these six foot (aspect of the 130cm 1st grader) drooling hulk tards come out of the fortress to screaming and batshit insane and attack
>at this part our forces break up under the tards overpowerment and we have to retreat back to the forest
>luckily, these teenage mutant ninja tards motoric skills are so underdeveloped that we can outrun them
>we all make it to safety and we've managed to make a hole on the fortress wall. that can be counted as a victory!
>the word about The Devils of Hells achievements and bravery spread like wildfire
cont...

>Finns don't kiss on the cheeks like other Europeans
who does that aside from frenchy faggots?

where are you from

NO

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...cont
>next days lunchbreak we held a new secret meeting where we recruit new soldiers and organize our strategy and tactics
>our numbers tripled and we got partisans from every class even a few 6th graders
>we shared our battle roles according to classes, us the firstgraders got the worst job
>we were "the little pioneers"
>our job was to dig trenches near the enemy lines and infiltrate the fortress through the the holes made by the frontline soldiers (3rd and 4th graders) and destroy the castle from the inside
>the 5th and 6th graders worked as officers (throwing stones at the tards and shouting orders)
>our job was the most dangerous cause the rumor was that if the tards got you, they would kiss you and suck on your balls and their bite would turn you into one
>the second attack would be wednesday at the beginning of the second recess
>wednesday
>before the attack we gathered to the HQ of the Devils and swore an oath
>sure about our victory we marched into battle
>to our surprise, the tards were prepader for our attack, by recruiting more tards and arming themselves with sticks and (stone)snowballs
>we wont back down
>the frontline soldiers break the walls a bit >we the pioneers charge inside but are forced to retreat fast when the tard go full hulk mode
>the biggest tard grabs a 2nd grader
>we can't stay and help him
>the Devils of Hell are yet againg forced to retreat to the forest
>different stories are around about what happened to the one guy left behind but in any case the whole school feels sorry for him and treats him like a honorable war veteran
...cont

Spaniards, Protubros, Italians, south americans, greeks, etc

why does his face look like a potato

How did you manage to get your luggage stolen? Are you retarded and left them unsupervised somewhere?

...cont
>we set up an emergency meeting at lunch break
>the third meeting of the Devils of Hell
>the AD/HD special ed. students want to join our resistance
>we rejoice, cause these daredevils have a legendary reputation at our school for countless misdeeds
>we re-organize the movement to three divisions
>5-6th the elitekorps
>1-4th the foreing legion
>special eds. the daredevils
>the next grand attack is arranged to fridays lunch break, this time we will charge from three directions and wreck the whole fucking shit
>friday
>get ready
>ATTACK!
>oh fuck, party poopers! (the recess supervisors)
>the tards have told about us to the teachers
>we all end up in detention and our movement is finished, or is it?
>friday, morning class
>"we will have a joint outdoor class with the 5th graders" - the teacher
>with determined minds we march with the 5th graders to a window of the tards classroom, knock a few times and run towards the snow fortress
>in my 17 years of existing i have never seen anything funnier than about 20 tards glued to their window and their priceless faces when we kick the shit out of their matafaking fabuluos snow fort
>we were the Devils of Hell

>My luggage got stolen
Yeah sorry about that one buddy, I was on a stealing spree just about to take the ferry back to Stockholm when I saw it. Just couldn't resist.

because he likes potatoes a lot

Have a similar story but with a leaf pile.

makes sense
i like eggs and guess what

Legally? America
Someone claimed it first

And you didn't nothing
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck off back home then

good post

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No I talked to the ladies at the desk and they said sorry they'll look into it
I dare you to say that to me on the street

Oh no ai äm scare
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Were you in Helsinki, because that woukd explain the fag boys

Yes why are they like this

Maybe stop being so fat that you can't even get to your luggage in time.

Where are you at?

I literally ran
Helsinki

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