/brit/

OI BRUV WOT IF YUH BEST M8 WUZ CHUN LI

FOOKIN MENTAL INNIT

Attached: SV.jpg (920x1196, 282K)

a fat paki girl?
setting your sights high there lad aren't you
*gives a cheeky look to the other lads at the table, letting them know that I am sarcastically making fun of you*

Become rather obsessed with this girl from the femcel thread on /tv/

Attached: 923ED8C702E24A0FA82272067185137E.jpg (401x1200, 39K)

>DOC WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE FUTURE

I'd like to spend a year in berlin

Attached: 889487.jpg (640x480, 41K)

>sarcastically making fun of you
Alri soyboy

The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra

no that's london
paris is full of congolese and senegalese

dumb crossposters

This was a largely disappointing season, only the first episode had even a mildly interesting premise. Show has jumped the shark

yeah, and?

Because of the big gay scene?

obviously france
why would anyone choose germany?

yeah

The big gay scene

not British culture shut the fuck up and go away you pathetic beta nonce freak

fuck off!! it was a sarcastic joke reeeee

rain is has been prophesied

public transport and brothels

well yeah duh

Women who are femcels are just failures desu 0 sympathy for someone who fucked it with that many advantages in life

France for the big gay scene

never heard of it

it's july 2018. you're on your 10th carling with all your best mates after england have beaten sweden 2-0 to get in semi finals of world cup. calvin harris and dua lipa one kiss comes blasting out in beer garden. life's good

at toil, trimming my nails
then i'll file them

My mate went to Paris not long ago and he said and I quote,
"Paris is just Mount Druitt with an Eiffel Tower"

Well that's rather dire

y'all manlets, chinlets, dicklets hihihi

it's illegal to toil today

fan of taskmaster, me
(dave wednesdays 9pm)

Going off the quick description in the thread she sounds like a mental case. Asian but has had multiple surgeries to look white. Need to take a trip to reddit to find out more about her.

is this from some alternate reality where I have no taste in beers?

my toil is illegal

is this from some alternate reality where i actually enjoyed 2018?

Dave's dead
Suspected cause: brain aneurysm from online argument

*Raises my pint ever so slightly at you in acknowledgement and looks over at the original user with concern*

all toil is illegal

>Mount Druitt
*does a wiki*
>The most common ancestries were Australian 11.9%, Filipino 11.9%, English 10.2%, Indian 6.9% and Pakistani 5.5%.
Doesn't sound very good

I was bedridden all summer last year

It should be illegal to be Australian

ah yes the aussie losers who post on /brit/ 24/7 have all a "mate" who has been to Paris, and found it shit. how convenient

And that was coming from a guy that's spent a lot of time in Mounty

LEFT HAND BLUE LEFT HAND RED NOW OR I'LL SHOOT

Attached: yeet.png (1031x601, 498K)

the biggest issues are the bogans and wogs
the sea chinks keep to themselves

so what’s the analogy for /brit/ in a pub then
are we all crowded around one giant fuckoff table spouting the first spack of nonsense that comes to our heads
or are we all segregated into smaller tables of 6-8?
are namegimps the sort of loners that awkwardly hang around standing up trying to jut into any table they see?

from which part of paris are you from mate
wanna have a drink? or a scrap?

don't recall asking

t. the french gimp that posts on /brit/ 24/7

Paris is just like Bawoonga dale in Queenys lands Strayla mate

few mates of mine have been to paris
said that some of it looks nice but that it all stinks of rhhhahhht peeesss

The people of Mounty aren't that bad it just has a reputation as very low-income and the town isn't upkept very well

I'm in the smoking with the other shaggers

19th mate

cringe

kek this is me

Only have the one mate that's been and he was unenthused
He said Southern France was spectacular though

>cringe
Good, now jog on.

closer to which metro station lad

bet im the biggest virgin in this thread and will step to any man who says otherwise

prefer not to say

hello nigger

The girls I know that have been to Paris all liked it though

Does everyone in France smoke?

haha don't be scared mate

>hello nigger

Attached: 156011754904680532931.jpg (2560x1440, 812K)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

I'll stop now I've got nothing against Paris and don't like to judge places I've never been

uhhhh oui uhhh le cup of uhhh coffee and uhh un cigarette oui zat is a uhh good uhh breakfast in la france

women don't have a good sense of smell

I'm sure they had a great time with Ubongo, Mumbugu and Mohamed.

ah yes the tindertoil begineth

Attached: Screenshot_2019-06-10-15-06-54-806_com.android.chrome.png (1080x2160, 225K)

Lyon and Alice Springs are indistinguishable

I think it'd be the segregated scene of multiple tables but I'd certainly be floating around having a bit of chat

why wouldnt women like being surrounded by all those predatory dark melanin bvlls

>Vous avez un nouveau Match
That word sounds so out of place

leave him alone

virgins who talk a big game then sit in the corner and drink fruity shite with 2 hands on the glass

why don't you want to meet lad

you should change the language on your phone if you're posting screenshots

it's unfair to subject an Englishman to foreign text

Just banter you lightweights

there would certainly be a dichotomy

we're americanised

EAT SHITtttTTT

Lachie here. I'm off to bed lads. Good night.

speak for yourself english is 80% french so we can read it no problems

Wild stallions clash on the Long Mynd, an area of outstanding natural beauty in the Shropshire Hills. The grey stallion saw off the chestnut’s challenge

Attached: 1549913227030.png (1510x1007, 2.67M)

Americanized*

Lift pints with my erection mate.

i'm a bit of a virgin freak you see

will consider it x

always defend aussies
always defend brits when they're attacked by continentals or yanks
my personal honour code simple as