>be american
>submit bix nood mixtape as bachelor's thesis
>it actually gets accepted
>get job as software engineer with bachelor's degree in english
Be american
Cooper Clark
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Matthew Hernandez
>tfw your tape will never be fire enough to land you a harvard degree
Wyatt Butler
I fucking hate the kike-filled academia we have here
nuke it all
Julian Lopez
>be black
>do anything
>get accolades across the board
Connor Lopez
American colleges are a joke, my most incompetent math professor went to Columbia University because she could not get into ENS (french university). Being in an ivy league just means you're rich/jewish.
Gabriel Cruz
They pay $5,000,000 each semester after all.
Joshua Scott
>b-but muh highest ranked universities in the world
Do people actually fall for this?
Isaac Ortiz
He probably had great credentials, self teaching yourself software development on the side isn't exactly easy.
Lincoln Bell
one of our biggest meme politicians went to harvard
he's a complete joke, one of the most incompetent and unpopular people here.
Henry Torres
it is easy. literally.
t. self-tought programmer