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These days you're accused of racism for saying you're english

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currently serving time at HMP Greggs

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I dunno what they're banging on about in /deutsch/, it's all Greek to me, but I bet they're slagging us off again

God I wish that were me

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cunt it was supposed to be me

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>tfw can't get enough toluna surveys to pay my rent
Well, this is it lads. The jig is up, its all over.

Realistically, can Phil ever recover from this

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STOP RIGHT THERE

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You're the only serious person in the room aren't you, the only one who understands, and you can prove it by the fact that you've never finished a single thing in your life. You're the only well-educated person, because you never went to college, and you resent education, you resent social ease, you resent good manners, you resent success, you resent any kind of success, you resent God, you resent Christ, you resent thousand-dollar bills, you resent Christmas, by God, you resent happiness, you resent happiness itself, because none of that's real. What is real, then? Nothing's real to you that isn't part of your own past, real life, a swamp of failures, of social, sexual, financial, personal, . . . spiritual failure. Real life. You poor bastard. You don't know what real life is, you've never been near it. All you have a thousand intellectualized ideas about life. But life? Have you ever measured yourself against anything but your own lousy past? Have you ever faced anything outside yourself? Life! You poor bastard. Benny started to laugh.

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That dude is like 35.

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bit gay

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In 2015, thousands of far-left entryists joined the Labour Party to vote for Corbyn during the Labour leadership contest. Now even though most Labour MPs, and most of the voting electorate (Tory, Labour and swing voters alike) despise him, whenever there's a contest to take him out of power, the far-left entryists in the memberbase vote to keep him in.
Blame Ed Miliband for changing Labour's entry requirements for the reason why Labour is so utterly fucked with the cult of Corbyn now.

wasn't worth posting the first time either

>very generic point
>-43
What the fuck

they ''''''married''''' when he was 28

so? he's a sexually attractive young guy married to an elderly sentient pile of sweaty play-doh

so fucking tired of it all both mentally and physically, anyone want to have a friendly chat drolling on about meaningless rubbish without any incessant whining?

We made Labour left again. Fuck new labour and fuck blairite tory clones.

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I could never be this close and personal with a female friend that I wasn't shagging
Don't know how Phil and Holly manage it

I would've only posted it once had some mong not made another thread

have sex

sure, you alri?

can't get used to being a full time toiler and not being up to date with chan posts

mad how people play a reddit version of this game in 2019 and chimp out at anything that destroys the graphics or flawed mechanics of it despite all the updates and whatnot destroying the integrity of the game already haha.. haha

I'm English.

tv man good

phwoarrr

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im an indigenous european

I'm at work, so why not.

Worst part is missing one-off events like when the commie slag visited /brit/

what about orange man?

>bideo games!

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In the days of old Labour Attlee, Wilson, Callaghan and Smith, Labour was only ever a Keynesian patriotic social democrat party.
Corbyn and his cronies are more radically left-wing than they ever were. Corbyn's Labour is not the old Keynesian Labour of Wilson, it's now a Labour that flirts with Marxist-Leninists and third world revolutionaries

Well when you think about it as an MMO maintaining continuity for the sake of preserving the community is itself a higher goal than increasing novelty for the sake of enjoyment of factors other than the community.
Makes you think.

aye la just been feeling a bit lethargic lately, hope I’ve not come down with CFS or anything concerning
feel like my mind’s bursting with energy and rearing to go but my body’s on standby
how’s yourself, chap

im an ingenious englishman

what's that in "her" knickers

*dds specs you*

no such thing

das rayciss

halp mi lids i am drooooooownin

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Just popped the Valium. Hopefully it keeps me from freaking out when the needles go in

tv say orange man bad
so orange man bad

what’re you working as at the moment? permanent placement or just part time toil to get you off your feet?

an indigenous englishman

FOY

sucking a black snooker ball

with you tbf, caught a cold off a plane and had it over a week now

You wouldn’t be saying this if it was a 50 year old man and 20 year old girl

orange order bad
ira good

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an indigenous englishman

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Didn't they used to have the Militant Tendency?

is that amer hussain?

Whats on your mind lad

half my ancestry is english
but the other half is irish
some norwegian and finn in there too apparently
am i racist?

dean deane and deano

Some shattering fawn
For this candented dawn
Plug up their worm holes and give them
To feeders and spirits be freer and freer

And broil and toil and foil
Thy scallopped breastbone
Roll and toll and fold
The long winter in it

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That's it, open the borders.

mental how the next PM is going to be yet another woman

I like how this was rubbished and the MSM completely ignored it because it didn't fit their agenda.

yeah, pre-historic and pre-op

imagine ravishing her on that rock and pumping a baby into her uterus

I'm aware of this, bideo gaems are pretty embarrassing to begin with but if you remove any sort of challenge or thought provoking content to pander to an audience of brainlets for financial reasons there's no reason to have any faith in it
I'd like a good timesink that I can use to get my mind off work/irl shite, bideo gaems used to be decent for that, now I just aimlessly shitpost instead

gone somewhere cold? brother’s recently gone to sweden on a little excursion, reckon he’s loving it so far
was it for pleasure or toiltravel?

Listening to Yung Leadoer in work

corrrrr

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extremely horny lads

stupid boy is refusing to let me fuck him for another 3 days because he has exams

so fucking selfish of him
im fuming

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wish I could just have sex

going to get some bevvies after work and drink myself into an early grave

They did, another entryist faction that got purged by Old Labour. Kinnock wasn't exactly a Blairite after all

hello oxford bender

ah now this is oxford bender

ok you're a fag so just hit up one of your demented apps and you'll be fucking twenty minutes

a) his skin wasn't that dark
b) even if it was that dark, that wouldn't make him black (african)

he's gonna be so red when he realised he typed boy instead of girl lmao

aargh it’s fucken
ahhh dunno man
fed up you know

nah, hot, just spent 16 hours in a metal tube of recycled air with the great unwashed, bound to catch something
was honeymoon

how goes the aids, or gay plague as i've taken to calling it?

*pulverizes oxford bender's frail jaw*
heh, nothin personnel

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he didn't mention anything about smoking

a) you're a fas
b) cist

oxford bender how many boys do you have on the go at a time

Hate sodomites, blacks, pakis and women. Simple as.

fed up of all the shitty boring protests over memes like climate change and brexit
want something good to protest about like in hong kong right now

Poley just said in the Discord that he'll be here later and that you better be nice to him as lately he's been having suicidal thoughts!

hehe nothing personal... hehe sunshine... swipe down for you

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all me

>heh heh we don't use YANK slang here!
>you see in britain we call CIGARETTES fags!
>so when I read this post, as a british man, I think you mean smoking!

think that's a bit of a lost cause

what was he thinking with this album cover?

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do you prefer trans women or actual women lads

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would love to take a baseball bat to his brown nonce melon

can you not post wojak with ears please

you're a sodomite black paki woman?

OI SUNSHINE!

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