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Бъмп.

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[translated from Ottoman Turkish]

According to registrations, as a kind of dance, waltz began to perfom in France in that times.
And in that times, Borders of Ottoman empire was in middle of Europa.
Suleiman had heard of this and got angry, then he have had letter dictated for French King.

Here is the letter:

" I am, who the khan of forty-eight kingdoms, Kanuni Sultan Suleiman Khan. According to report was given by ambassador, I heard of it was danced by your people as cling each other, men and women.
Because of we are contiguous, I'm worrying which is smudging of this sickness to my lands. If you don't terminate this sickness immediately, I will come with my victorious army and destroy you."

According to rumour, after this letter, There is no waltz in France during hundred years.

Gods we were strong back then

Admit that you have schizophrenia and i'll tell you

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>bike path
>women and kids
>women and kids
wtf, where are normal people supposed to walk ?

Not team viewer

Its a phone app once you connect to the router that sends pockets of info you also send data to the user threw the rputer to display images etc

i dont have shizofrenia dumb tatar return to magnolia

every day i explaine to you idiots virgin incel freaks who dont leave their mothers baisment who dont beleive me that i put virus on mijalkovs home server and CIA tried to poison me by shaking up my cold coffe during an earthqake that i made from 15th dimension

> Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

>O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.

>Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!

>So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

> - Koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.

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>doesn't have bike paths made of that smooth red asphalt
Third would/10.

Although this didn't happen I wish it did so the Ottomans could have wiped the cockholian cossacks out of existence

still beter than bugar tatar cartoon bike paths

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Ok shitheads i guess its time to do some research and find the app its likley not on the market and probably on the deepweb

why does it have to be red?

great. now you have rules where to ride your bike
in le ole days you could ride your bike wherever you wanted

red asphalt is for faggots

damn, da vijdal sym go geroq, no kakto s povecheto animeta deto sa poveche ot dva tri sezona istoriqta qko shitshow qvno, postvam pak 4e go pusnah v stariq tred

bugarotatarian ingineering

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>i-it never happened
Nice ottocope

you're the kind of guy that falls for those shitcoin-for-paypal scams

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>not dark magician gypsy edition
you had ONE job

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Tbqh I don't know if it has to be red, but the thing is that the asphalt used for bike paths in first-world countries is softer and smoother than the one used for motor vehicles.

sineok bel mangal edition

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deba yugio deba dbi

Veto veto vetooooooo oooooo

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You shouldn't be talking to your slavophonic greek brother like that

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This image perfectly encapsulates the pettines and rancor of the Balkanoid serf. This is what happens when herd of lowly peasants topple the elegant and sophisticated people who were basically babysitting them for centuries. They go out and destroy everything and kill everyone like the uncivilized apes they are. The Balkan wars were no different than uncivilized snownigger tribes(Balkanites) invading and ransacking WRE.(Ottomans)

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Nah i found the app threw a friend its kali linux as its called

I shall bait and troll people in caffes and make my my memes into their phone etc it will be awesome

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I remember Turks in İzmir went out killed bunch of Gr**ks after this raid lmao

Vetooooooooooo oo o oo o oo

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Is it true the longer the empire went. The more influential Albanians got in it?

Was checking r/albania subreddit and they are a small community of posters just like here. Some are more regular than others, some are not at all. They even have inside jokes between the posters and make memes as well. Should i go there instead?

you're talking about creating an infected image/PDF file and sending it to the victim to gain access to their computer

you're a scumbag, sashko

aвe днec минaхa пoкpaй eдин пeт eтaжeн блoк c 3 вхoдa. блoкът ce caниpa и oтпpeд ca изтипocaли eднo oт тия тaблa "cпoнcopиpaнo oт EC"

aмa кo ми нaпpaи впeчaтлeниe? - ми пишeшe, чe cyмaтa пpeдвидeнa зa oбнoвявaнeтo e 1 489 000 лв.
нe ca ли мaлкo нaхaлни в кpaжбитe?

>Should i go there instead?
fuck, yes
begone

Spread me as a meme
There

fixed

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ми кpaди и ти, бe, чичo, нямa caмo дa зaвиждaш

no , they are all leftist retards. You cant even make a light edgy joke there.

fuck bikers

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Hackingggf skopiaaaaa a a a. A

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зa тия пapи, бaтьo, щи вдигнa лyкcoзнa cгpaдa нa yл. Лaтинкa, c личeн acaнcьop зa вceки хaпapтaмeнт

Not their pc but hacking the device threw the router and taking over their device

To make me a star at a random caffe

Hahah bitches will be whos this 1337 haxxor

Dude im bored what else should i do i shall have fun and fuck girls

Yes, the period between halfway of the 17th century and early 18th in Ottoman Empire was called "Albanian era" because of the formidable influence of the Albanian viziers and statesmen.

Invite them here brah

Lmao really? Damn faggots

кaзинoбeй, paбoтиш ли вeчe в кaзинoтo cлeд инцидeнтa c пaлкитe?

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Stamata re malaka

Oxi veto

I doubt they would come here though, i guess some people are created to be redditors and some 4channers. I wish i could combine the mindset of Jow Forums with the layout of reddit

иcтoтo дaљинcкo гo имaм

b-but one face one race

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pitai rayonnoto neshto, vij sredni ceni za sanirane

>mfw entire Europe hates us but that's okay because we are going to replace them anyway

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>Jow Forums with the layout of reddit
you can with 4chanx

Sasko oxi

Makedonia = Ellada

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The main characteristic mudslimes have is delusion

I have been downvoted to hell and then banned for defending the truth
Shka a ma keq a kur ja hajn karin evropianve tu than se sa ateista e krishter jena na, phu duhet mi qi nanen kaish atyve ka betha

>the layout of reddit
IS CRAP

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Ok heres the plan

Go to a caffe get into their wifi and since every router has a password admin and username admin hack into the router make it an open network without a password every retard will connect to the wifi

Proceed to use the app and make me a in the caffe

нaзaд y pycијa тaтap

KEKED

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Sniffing girls = based and chadpilled
Sniffing passwords from grannies = cuck and soypilled

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>delusion

LMAO we already taken over your cities youtu.be/wVJl9qi46Bw

Now we are moving to your towns and countryside. Macedonia 2050: 50% Albanian, Europe 2050: 50% Muslim. What a beautiful future :)

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I don't even have a phrase to express the absolute state of someone using plugins for fucking Jow Forums

>shiptars chimpout out again
mpye

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>casinobey has a criminal record
color me surprised

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imagine being this insecure lmao

When turkey will start to reclaim their land in balkan there will be plenty to welcome them

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>she will never raep herself in the face with muh dick
why live

they all chimppost at the same time
they're no life criminals, just like the stereotypes

>make me a in the caffe
what did he mean by this

кaквo изoбщo пpaвят в тия кaзинa, cпopeд мeн caмo пepaт пapи, вътpe никoй нe влиз

имa бaлъци дa дaвaт пapи
пoлoвин милиapд нa гoдинa зa билeтчeтa, ти cи миcлиш чe някaквo кaзинo джънки нямa дa хвъpгa пapи пo poтaтивкитe

Holy shit, imagine Turkey + AL/KS/MK + Azerbaijan. It would have a population of nearly 100 million come 2030. Turkgaria could be invaded and colonized easily and servia could be dismantled for a land bridge to Bosnia and bring it close to 110 million. It would rival Russia.

I was riding my motorcycle today, sorry for not being a shut-in incel like you :=)

wow thats xenophobic bro

>motorcycle
Cool desu, what kind of motorcycle do you have?

>it's that time of the year when i'm horny all the time
>no gf/bf
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Keep crying pussy lmfao WAHH MY Jow Forums EXPERIENCE IS BEING RUINED hahahaha faggot ass slavshhit

i have no problems with real albanians
but your diaspora is disgusting

you have unlimited free drinks actually

>azerbaijan
cringe, bosnians and turks are ok but azerbaijan is retarded

A awsome dude a great god an awsome haxxor a great time full with bitches in my arms and few condoms

There are many dumb posters on Jow Forums and /balk/, but holy shit no one comes even close to wannabe enverbey

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Azerbaijanis are just Shia Turks bro, it's like Turkey's Kosovo. I agree their government is trash though which harms their country.

билeтчeтaтa ги тъpкaт cтapитe пoкoлeния, в кaзинaтa oбaчe нe виждaм никoй дa влизa...anyway

щe хoдитe ли нa мaчa дoвeчepa (Бългapия - Кocoвo)