Post a more soulless type of currency. I'll wait

Post a more soulless type of currency. I'll wait.

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>dude, let's like...put our presidents heads on there dude
>that is so sick brah let's do it

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>what if all our currency had the exact same portrait of the same retard on it!
>brilliant!

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What else are we gonna put on it?

blue currency > green currency

Bro it's a fucking banknote

>Paper money
Yikes

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SOUL

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Better than a decrepit old hag

>mfw

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easy

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you can't insult lizzy like that, she's unironically a great person.
when charles is on our money make fun all you want though

looks like some serious inflation you've got there

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Bitcoin

>NOOOOOO money can't be just shades of green, it has to look like my pride flag!

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>w-what if our money is made of plastic, a-and it's vertical! W-wouldn't that be so funny and quirky?!

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>Vertical money
What the fuck is wrong with Canada

We don't use cents.

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>God, freemasonry, new world order, pyramids
W-what were the founding fathers planning?

it's actually a pretty neat novelty for all of 3 seconds

Who's the lady? She's kind of hot.

viola desmond, refused to leave a whites-only seat 9 years before that rip-off rosa parks. she also has the same birthday as me.

Our quarters look better than anything that's ever came out of your country.

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>america were never the good guys

Her name is printed under her face and it's Viola Desmond. I dunno who she is either though.

looks like a museum brochure

but your mas not on a fiver is it LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

wtf, are some kind of hungarians?

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She looks white on the bill. Is she native or something?

nothing beat euro on soullessness

i've been collecting state coins since i was 10. it's been 8 years and i still only have new york, georgia, florida and alaska. i heard finding american coins in your change is more common in border regions and i'll be moving to vancouver in two years so i'm confident i'll be able to complete my collection

seriously what the FUCK is wrong with americans????

Good luck on your collection user.

no, her father was black and her mother white.

huh

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The fuck is wrong with it?
We placed people who had a profound impact in the US, most of the time they are in fact, our presidents.

A lot more meaningful change has occurred in America because of movements in labor and civil rights. I'd rather have MLK (for example) represent us on a bill than any president.

inb4 underage nigger replies

>His currency bills come in different sizes

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We're from British stock

>retard
Anyone who kills landlords is a hero by definition.

We get it, you hate us

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Based.

Looks pretty good desu.

>than any president
What would you remove then, and replace with whom?

based
Not him but we could remove Jefferson, Grant, Ben Franklin, and maybe Hamilton. Also remove Kennedy off the half-dollar, get Washington off the quarter (but keep him on the dollar), and abolish the penny. I would like to see Jackson stay on the 20, but I don't blame people for wanting him off.

>5c: Bill Haywood
>10c: Franklin D. Roosevelt
>25c: Mary Harris Jones
>50c: Susan B. Anthony or Elizabeth Cady Stanton
>Golden dollar: Sacagawea
>$1: Washington
>$5: Lincoln
>$10: Maybe Hamilton
>$20: Harriet Tubman or Sojourner Truth
>$50: Maybe Cesar Chavez (but kinda iffy on that one)
>$100: Frederick Douglas

That's something I'd like to see, but the Nazis here would go nuts.

You realize that Franklin is on the 100 Dollar Bill because quite frankly, he is the sole reason the US exists at all. Without him, France would have never supported us and we'd royally fucked when the British decide to send over actual troops instead of simply using the "Colonial garrison"

>quite frankly
I see what you did there.

Yeah but you could find a million examples of "if x didn't happen then the country wouldn't exist".

Had Horatio Gates and Benedict Arnold not defeated John Burgoyne at Bemis Heights, the continentals would've never captured Saratoga and the French would've never entered the war, and America would never exist.

A military battle alone isn't enough to warrant a nation recognizing a rebellion country, it also needs diplomats to establish ties in the first place, and Franklin was the head honcho

No he wasn't, and the capture of Saratoga is why France entered the war, not because Ben Franklin convinced them to undertake an extremely expensive military operation that would partly lead to the bankruptcy of the ancien regime because they found him personally charming and intelligent. They saw that the American armies were actually winning a large number of battles and that there was a serious chance they could probably win the war (or at the very least, make it impossible for the loyalists to ever reestablish control), and France wanted in on the fray for revenge and to gain something from the very possible victory.

Regardless you're moving away from the point. You don't put someone on your currency for "saving the country more than anyone else", since there's countless examples of "had something gone another way, then things would probably be a lot different".

Franklin also wasn't put on it until 1914. Before him the bill featured Lincoln, James Monroe, and Thomas Hart Benton at various times.

This is what autism looks like

The money, or the post?