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magine if you looked like this but you were 5'4 lol some monkey paw shit

this

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shaving me fanny lads.

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wearing athletic shorts and a wool sweater

whattttt 190 looks like THAT? hhndbnmmmmmfhsii *fanny bursts at the seams and oozes everywhere*

?

just come here

business idea: buy a drone and fly it over places where burds are sunbathing

No you dont
Be quiet

pay up piggy

that's exactly where I got these pics 2bh

this thread can't be real

nonce

Must lick those feet
Not even a feetfag

alternate idea: have sex

>being a swarthoid

gonna deck this bender who lives in the 19th

terrible edition
kys

I want to have sex with Emma Watson.

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Mate from UCD actually knows this girl

She moved away after this incident, she works as a cleaner/escort in Canada and still posts/does promiscuous things

Its my gf

would love a secret twink fb that is into 69-ing

why not both?

does NZ have dangerous snakes and spiders etc like Australia or is it a bit too chilly by comparison?

I know

Cope

it's surprisingly safe given their neighbours have the deadliest animals in the world

absolutely beautiful

He isn’t swarthy

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How come I'm hard?

how so

he's got mongy caveman aesthetics
he looks like a violent subhuman

That’s a boy btw

they're neighbours alright but actually nowhere near as close geographically as most assume

the gf

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is this the thread dedicated to the discussion of Britain and British culture?

What a dirty slag she is. Was she getting a lot of abuse over it?

whats the best nonce hunting group?

kino de lads

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nah you're right they just look close on a map
it's why new zealand has so many endemic species

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dios mio...

wait so let me get this straight, you find feet, those disgusting smelly claws at the end of the legs, arousing?

any mentally ill man in to explain this one to me?

Thinking about that prostitute I had sex with in London.

Boyo...women are unevolved from human origins

What was attractive is attractive

they deleted the humpty dumpty nonce video. my favourite one

yes, also feet

womens soft delicate feet yea

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>incident
?

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I like toes and soles
The bottom of the foot is nicer than the top imo

new caledonia has something like 90% endemic species too

Doing a read

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Cope on, mick

wow what an attractive woman

thanks

where's the yank who posts his uncut willy in the bathtub? asking for a friend

Thinking about that lad I barebacked in London.

Giz a fag and a kiss, can also suck on my cock if you like x

Based Keanu

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Need a gf who looks like her

No, no, and no

Cope on swarthoid

Soon enough every pub in the UK will be a shitty chain spoons. Another part of English culture gone.

bit scared to shag a lad without a condom. the benders have a very high aids rate

Fucking bitch...
What you reading then?

you're a sick fuck

can't imagine tolerating another person for 40 years just to shag them for the first 20

any david spade man in?

well I disagree
and you're a virgin freak anyway
you have no authority on the matter

bent FREAK

Don't care for authority but, to clarify, I am not a virgoid

is that a bad thing?

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how much do you have to earn to get a GF(both up norf and down south)

seethe on

The dawn of the Spoons Dystany

Jesus christ
Imagine you could get literally any woman and you choose a tranny

arrant nonsense

malaponte if he went on a diet for 6 years

26
never been to a spoons

190 mutt face thinks he looks like shawn mendes

20
never been to a nandos

if theyre taking their meds the viral load is so low you wont catch hiv

You’d rather just live alone?

man always yearns for the new and forbidden
also why elites are all nonces

youtube.com/watch?v=-7jRWvdR5XQ

lol argentina and japan 0-0

33
never had fush n chups

>wimenz football
could not fucking care less