If you're a guy from these countries you live life on easy mode

If you're a guy from these countries you live life on easy mode

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I unironically suffer in italy

What? Only true for Italy. Spain, Greece and Portugal are major shitholes.

I don't look like I'm from Southern Europe though. Plus I'm not a 7+/10

Yeah, in a pensioner state full of corrupted politicians, I'm living the dream.

retard
this

>i suffer being default chad basically everywhere in the world and reaping the benefits from it while living in the region considered the pinnacle of human existence

Ah yes, sexual relief and muh heritage sure pays the bills

Quite true

My whole family is from Andalusia and yet I still looks like a soyboy

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t. never left the basement

I kinda suffer though

>hordes of a*glo tourists every summer
>easy mode
m9

t. incel

Post a pic

These countries are good if money isn't a problem for you. Not good to be a poorfag and/or wagecuck in.

You guys live with your parents so that's kinda irrelevant
Mhm

>being default chad basically everywhere
I don't have money to travel everywhere in the world and here I'm at best average and too autistic to compete with actual chads that have better looks
>living in the region considered the pinnacle of human existence
I'd rather live in a souless place instead of a shitty apartment in a crumbling old building with no ac in the summer, shitty internet, no car etc...

>pucci literally flying to your house
You must live in endless suffering

Hey, At least you had the luck to be bornt out of Andalusia, being an ethnic andalusian in andalusia is 100 times worse than being a soyboy. Either way we have our fair share of soyboys down here.

>Above average in everything in life
>Have everything normies want and more
>Still depressed
>Still can't find a girl I like, only whores
>Stuck in a job that pays well but I hate

There is a reason my internet life is A and my my life is B.

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I would appreciate if none of you stalked me

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>I don't have money to travel everywhere
Europeans can't complain about this. It's pretty cheap and easy to move inside the European Union so this is not an excuse.
>I'm at best average and too autistic
Doesn't matter. Anyone from this region basically gets classified as 10/10 chad regardless of what they look like.
> a shitty apartment in a crumbling old building with no ac in the summer, shitty internet, no car etc...
Europeans don't need cars. Everyones loves old European buildings and afaik most people in Europe don't have ac

I sure don't

This was for

Fascinating

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>i suffer looking like this

What is?
I fucking do. Never had a gf

shave the soybeard and start working out. ez pz

>pucci
>anglos

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No I am not. Life on easy mode would be northern europe.

Groom yourself and hit the gym nigga, you have potential. Also, I sure hope you're not pulling your hair back too hard or you're going to fuck up your hairline

>Anyone from this region basically gets classified as 10/10 chad regardless of what they look like.
>Europeans don't need cars.
retard
>most people in Europe don't have ac
I guess you can live without it in germany, not here

no soybeard+muscles+letting down the long hair+swarthy med appearence=success. sad to see people wasting their potential

>Be average wagecuck in Andalusia
>Wake up at 5 am in the morning
>Go to work to some shitty slaughterhouse/ picking up fruits
>Work 18 hours
>go back to your house to sleep
>Repeat the process till either you kill yourself or move to the north where you are treated like complete trash and you will be exploited as much as you were in the south

>Be average STEM wagecuck in Andalusia
>no STEM jobs
>Either die of starvation or leech off your parents till you have a decent level of english and then proceed to move abroad

>Be average wagecuck working for the tourist industry
>Wake up at 5 am in the morning
>You gotta clean all the vomits the guiris left
>If you have a decent level of english, You may upgrade your position and become the translatorcuck( aka the guy who deals with the brits, germans and their nigger like behaviour)
>By the way, the smartest and the most educated part of society works dealing with foreigner cuz they are the only ones who are smart enough to speak english, so good luck competing with frustrated astrophysicists, chemists and biologists of all fields (this aint a joke by the way)
>work for 12, At least I dont work in "muh slaughterhouse"
>A nigger steals your shit cuz you are in the tourist area where they concentrate in.
>Go back to your shitty apartment, eat something and repeat the process til summer is over, then you get fired.

Do you ever get confused for Arab?

>>Go to work to some shitty slaughterhouse/ picking up fruits
>>Work 18 hours
that's what the refugees are supposed to do!

this but in Asspain

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There is a high unemployment rate down here + all the labour unions are corrupt as hell and they never say anything about these matters. Down here everyone gets equally exploited, that is one of the main reasons why rapefugees run away from southern Spain.

But user, did you know we have T-O-U-R-I-S-M!1!11 It's the absolute best!1! Who needs any industry or R&D for new technologies when T-O-U-R-I-S-M!11 I hope you're not some kind of filthy commie who hates T-O-U-R-I-S-M hahaha

>waah waaaah I suffer in first world Spain waaah

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>By the way, the smartest and the most educated part of society works dealing with foreigner cuz they are the only ones who are smart enough to speak english, so good luck competing with frustrated astrophysicists, chemists and biologists of all fields (this aint a joke by the way)
>Scientists working shitty tourist jobs

Cosmic iberian horror

Wah wah. Poor you. You're Med so you won the genetic lottery as these guys say

m8, our engineers are moving to places like Chile and Perú to make a living. Not such a long time ago I knew a dude whose brother moved to Chile to work as an engineer of some type in the copper mines.

>retard
It's true and you know it. Don't act all coy about it.
>I guess you can live without it in germany, not here
You don't need it in Italy cause everyone's outside in the summer anyway.

implying a Spanish person would ever wake up before 9 am

>spain
>first world

Mexico is by far much better

>why rapefugees run away from southern Spain.
Huh? Some time ago someone posted statics about Muslims in Spain and Andalusia is full of them
I don't think Meds care about hard sciences, though. Just about enjoying life and food

>moving from 1st world to South America to find a job
Is there any hope for Spain?

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Could be worse...

This. I personally know engineers working in Chile, Mexico and Argentina.

me too
nordoids don't know the existencial dread of being a Southern Man

t. Tizoc Tonatiuh

Come back here, hombre.

>Some time ago someone posted statics about Muslims in Spain and Andalusia is full of them

A shittone of moroccans moved Andalusia in the 90´s-00´s when things were better. Either way, andalusia has a long history with islam and there are locals who reconverted back because of "muh ancestors".

Hey, At least They became part of the upper class instantly, and they get paid a shitload of money even by euro standards.

t. malinchista

Good for them I suppose.

Very low IQ:Staying in Portugal (for other fags just replace it with your south cunt)
Low IQ: Staying in Portugal but getting a good education/career so you can at least make some money alternatively robbing people
>Medium IQ:Getting on welfare or find a sugar daddy,leech off political parties
>High IQ:Leaving Portugal and make $$$$$$
>Very High IQ: Leaving Portugal and buying a small house in Portugal afterwards so you can pretend Portugal is good Aldo you only come here once a year
>God tier IQ: Leaving Portugal to become a hermit living in Galapagos and befriended penguins

>and there are locals who reconverted back because of "muh ancestors".
Literally vomit inducing

Meds are utterly delusional, you'll never talk sense into them. Don't waste your time.

>Leaving Portugal to become a hermit living in Galapagos and befriended penguins
>Not based Tristan da Cunha
An island discovered by Portuguese, stolen by the eternal anglo. Time to take it back, bacalhauboy.

>He knows about Tristan da Cunha

Now that is one based macaco

Well depression is a mental disorder so... don't blame yourself too much.

I see potential, prob should get some sun to get the arab look.

Nothing wrong there. Engineers move to poor countries to work for natural resources companies all the time, it's where the best money is at

What do you call this phenotype?

tell me about it

Batrachian

What does that mean

you don't look bad at all honestly

Imagine being born in sicily born with the instinct to go flee to white lands

Do you even.speak.Spanish my.nigga oh.no no no no

Si por supuesto hablo español hermano jajaja

whiter than you shitskin

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I don't

Tfw white south american but I look like a fucking arab here in this country. Have dark brown hair, don't have curly hair or even beard at 23 but I still get mistaken all the time.Why is life so unfair.
Meanwhile my father looks 200% white and is often mistaken for a native swede..

You were never white to begin with

el haitiANO perchance?