sister just sent me this
/brit/
tell ur mum
based
You should tell her to stop being such and outrageous slut or else she's going to be a single mother someday
I did and she sent me this
Why Anglosaxon are so much for incest porn?
it is filthy disgusting
Not into feet but damn
so THAT'S why Italian men don't move out of their mother's house...
More likely old people watch porn
paki
suck your dead nan
sauce?
haha that's funny and weird haha
i was playing with my sexbot and saw this thread. whats going on here?
Shae Snow Foot Show
thanks mate
Won't rest until theres multiple prayer calls on the Isle of Mull
who the fuck are these VFs watching lesbian porn?
get him janny
got my arse done in
>big d
>pakistan
hmm
Shame Gyimah didn't make the cut lads
Orange: Civilisation
The Rest: Barbarism
bunned half a zoot earlier
finna spark up the other half
Would be all for Scotland going independant if their nationalist party was nationalist in any way besides "bluergh the english". as other posters in the thread have pointed out once they get independence they WILL fill the country with MENA shitters because "Muh economy"
Send her to the infirmary.
>Any choice but School or Teen
0/10
it looms
???
What style of haircut do you guys have? what is popular these days? my hair has been the same style for a decade
it's pretty kino tbf
haven't wanked to porn for 3 weeks maybe I should keep up the streak
you're off to a great start lad
Lillie wanna suck on my willie
@noncehunters
this one right here
lmao
she's thick as shit
who knows what's going on there
ahhhh dooood like lesbian porn man it's like aaaaahhhh doood it just gets me off so much ya know?
whats the deal with these young lads getting that clean shaven sides and back and curly top haircut
Who are the gammon backing in the Tory leadership race lads?
Haha
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
do you have a more positive outlook on life since then/
these thots have no fucking respect
howling
>alright mate can I get a skin fade back and sides with it slightly longer sort of coming forward messy on the top cheers pal
say those exact words
go wank off to slowthai
could you be any worse at this?
its unironically called the "meet me at mcdonalds"
just chavshaming really, its quite a good looking style for the average bloke if you ask me
reckon she gives good head tho
what do i say next?
*pulls eyes taut*
I lille like to meet you
if I make one shitty message girls don't reply but you got away with two
"Reckon you give good head. What say you?"
give over i just had a wank so aren't that creative rn
say and now for something completely different and change topic if she doesn't get the reference she's not worth it
only asians can pull this do off
dunno
looks horrible like they're trying to be mixed race or a scouser from the 80s
very cringe
hard to tell
on tinder? lel
i'll just chat to her about love island in a bit
leftypol with a 0.1 kdr
is that a highlander?
my virgin freakazoidometer is going off the charts
Mohawk or viking
Shaggers ruining the threads again. Shouldn't you be on instagram?
what a virgin freak
rorke with a 6000000:1 KDR but failed to cap the objectives
whats gonna happen to these people
that was nice of his secretary to tell him the question
any hfp man in
why do trannies think their lifestyle choice is a personality trait?
So many fat american teens
Teenagers that fat are 1/100 anywhere else
>paki runs a pub
>gets fined for selling short measures
lmao
gazettelive.co.uk
nah I'm just a self-respecting white person who simply doesn't like dogshit hairdos
state
they usually kill themselves
pffthahahahahaha
But what about the punters? Will they be compensated for the 7.5ml of whiskey they were robbed of?
>i aren't french
I bet she's Italian
Were those 100 bodily modifications gaining 1lb each?
forgot to post the results to this poll yesterday
turns out most people on /brit/ are unemployed or on benefits, who'd have guessed
strawpoll.me
Negative reviews on Amazon influence my purchase more than positive one even if outnumbered 70:1.
Weatherman just sent me this
best part about being a manlet is that the 6'3 monstrous trannies visibly seethe at your tiny frame
For of all I have ever seen or learned, this book [Ecclesiastes] seems to me the noblest, the wisest, and the most powerful expression of man’s life upon this earth – and also the highest flower of poetry, eloquence, and truth. I am not given to dogmatic judgments in the matter of literary creation, but if I had to make one I could say that Ecclesiastes is the greatest single piece of writing I have ever known, and the wisdom expressed in it the most lasting and profound.
In everlasting terms — those of eternity — you and the Preacher may be right: for there is no greater wisdom than the wisdom of Ecclesiastes, no acceptance finally so true as the stern fatalism of the rock. Man was born to live, to suffer, and to die, and what befalls him is a tragic lot. There is no denying this in the final end. But we must, dear Fox, deny it all along the way.
dumbass
right wing death squads
>we can go through puberty together
It was joey essex that popularised it not wogs
god she's so utterly peng
struggling to think of an Irish girls name that doesn't have a v sound in it
don't you have some big khan cock to suck?
Leftypol taking a shit then refusing to use toilet paper because its white
>this thing has kids
oh no no no
Meanwhile I am gainfully employed full time in a call centre with a take-home pay of over £1,200 per month.
Bow to me you smelly NEETs