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sister just sent me this

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tell ur mum

based

You should tell her to stop being such and outrageous slut or else she's going to be a single mother someday

I did and she sent me this

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Why Anglosaxon are so much for incest porn?
it is filthy disgusting

Not into feet but damn

so THAT'S why Italian men don't move out of their mother's house...

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More likely old people watch porn

paki

suck your dead nan

sauce?

haha that's funny and weird haha

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i was playing with my sexbot and saw this thread. whats going on here?

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Shae Snow Foot Show

thanks mate

Won't rest until theres multiple prayer calls on the Isle of Mull

who the fuck are these VFs watching lesbian porn?

get him janny

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got my arse done in

>big d
>pakistan
hmm

Shame Gyimah didn't make the cut lads

Orange: Civilisation
The Rest: Barbarism

bunned half a zoot earlier
finna spark up the other half

Would be all for Scotland going independant if their nationalist party was nationalist in any way besides "bluergh the english". as other posters in the thread have pointed out once they get independence they WILL fill the country with MENA shitters because "Muh economy"

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Send her to the infirmary.

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>Any choice but School or Teen
0/10

it looms

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???

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What style of haircut do you guys have? what is popular these days? my hair has been the same style for a decade

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it's pretty kino tbf

haven't wanked to porn for 3 weeks maybe I should keep up the streak

you're off to a great start lad

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Lillie wanna suck on my willie

@noncehunters
this one right here

lmao

she's thick as shit
who knows what's going on there

ahhhh dooood like lesbian porn man it's like aaaaahhhh doood it just gets me off so much ya know?

whats the deal with these young lads getting that clean shaven sides and back and curly top haircut

Who are the gammon backing in the Tory leadership race lads?

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Haha
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

do you have a more positive outlook on life since then/

these thots have no fucking respect

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howling

>alright mate can I get a skin fade back and sides with it slightly longer sort of coming forward messy on the top cheers pal

say those exact words

go wank off to slowthai

could you be any worse at this?

its unironically called the "meet me at mcdonalds"
just chavshaming really, its quite a good looking style for the average bloke if you ask me

reckon she gives good head tho

what do i say next?

*pulls eyes taut*
I lille like to meet you

if I make one shitty message girls don't reply but you got away with two

"Reckon you give good head. What say you?"

give over i just had a wank so aren't that creative rn

say and now for something completely different and change topic if she doesn't get the reference she's not worth it

only asians can pull this do off

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dunno
looks horrible like they're trying to be mixed race or a scouser from the 80s
very cringe

hard to tell

on tinder? lel

i'll just chat to her about love island in a bit

top kek

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leftypol with a 0.1 kdr

is that a highlander?

my virgin freakazoidometer is going off the charts

Mohawk or viking

Shaggers ruining the threads again. Shouldn't you be on instagram?

what a virgin freak

rorke with a 6000000:1 KDR but failed to cap the objectives

whats gonna happen to these people

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that was nice of his secretary to tell him the question

any hfp man in

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why do trannies think their lifestyle choice is a personality trait?

So many fat american teens
Teenagers that fat are 1/100 anywhere else

>paki runs a pub
>gets fined for selling short measures
lmao
gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/man-fined-over-1000-selling-16402358

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nah I'm just a self-respecting white person who simply doesn't like dogshit hairdos

state

they usually kill themselves

pffthahahahahaha

But what about the punters? Will they be compensated for the 7.5ml of whiskey they were robbed of?

>i aren't french
I bet she's Italian

Were those 100 bodily modifications gaining 1lb each?

forgot to post the results to this poll yesterday
turns out most people on /brit/ are unemployed or on benefits, who'd have guessed
strawpoll.me/18136778/

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Negative reviews on Amazon influence my purchase more than positive one even if outnumbered 70:1.

Weatherman just sent me this

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best part about being a manlet is that the 6'3 monstrous trannies visibly seethe at your tiny frame

For of all I have ever seen or learned, this book [Ecclesiastes] seems to me the noblest, the wisest, and the most powerful expression of man’s life upon this earth – and also the highest flower of poetry, eloquence, and truth. I am not given to dogmatic judgments in the matter of literary creation, but if I had to make one I could say that Ecclesiastes is the greatest single piece of writing I have ever known, and the wisdom expressed in it the most lasting and profound.

In everlasting terms — those of eternity — you and the Preacher may be right: for there is no greater wisdom than the wisdom of Ecclesiastes, no acceptance finally so true as the stern fatalism of the rock. Man was born to live, to suffer, and to die, and what befalls him is a tragic lot. There is no denying this in the final end. But we must, dear Fox, deny it all along the way.

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dumbass

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right wing death squads

>we can go through puberty together

It was joey essex that popularised it not wogs

god she's so utterly peng

struggling to think of an Irish girls name that doesn't have a v sound in it

don't you have some big khan cock to suck?

Leftypol taking a shit then refusing to use toilet paper because its white

>this thing has kids

oh no no no

Meanwhile I am gainfully employed full time in a call centre with a take-home pay of over £1,200 per month.

Bow to me you smelly NEETs

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