Just lost my virginity to a nice lady on tinder. Told her I was a Virgin looking for love...

this, I fucked some 3DPD till I got bored of it and renounced fornication. Now if I'm going to put my dick in someone I'd better see babies come out pronto.

I'd report this thread as being off topic but at this point I think even Jow Forums's janitor has offed himself.

This thread is about the business of creating new life

This, but unironically. That's why marriage is a meme

this. this is also why my relationship with my gf ended after 4 years
last week i fucked 2 girls from tinder and one of them a second time and it was already less good
what do frens

This is not Jow Forums or /soc/. Don't blogpost about your life.

No, marriage isn't about having fun in bed, it's about creating a family. Sex is for reproduction, anything else is just there to trick you into reproducing.

Renounce fornication. Sex is primarily for making children. Only degenerates think of sex as being just about having fun.

There am bell curve where you basically learn eachother so well after time it becomes easier / better than masterbate

found luke-jr

Kill yourself

I'm in deep shit I fell in love with some 20y tinder thot. She can't even have vaginal orgasm(never had according to her) and many other signs point to her being molested when a kid...I really don't know what to do I really don't need unstable people in my life as I'm quite unstable myself. Met a qt jap chick tho so we see how it goes.

This was my personal diary biz. To keep it a bit on topic check them digits link 1000usd eoy

I lost my virginity to the market that fucks me every day. Soon I will have a hole more down there from the constant drilling.

Pro tip most chicks let you record you fucking them then just jerk it to that later for a exact orgasm

Only really fun when you are young if it's with an 8+.

When you are older the women aren't as good and you see through all the bullshit. Plus you've seen enough you recognize the tricks and imagine how stupid they must feel using them. You can try to speedrun for world record but they aren't even into it most of the time.

Ended my relationship with my 4 yr gf because she was unstable as shit and had issues with sex and other things and it was a constant source of anxiety.

Trying to improve myself before trying that again. Sometimes I feel like sharing some time with a girl because of loneliness but for now I can't get any and Im just destroying myself in the gym and spending time with friends. Buy eth at 250 sell at 350. Thanks frens

It's awesome as fuck the first time, really awesome when it's someone you actually give a shit about, then after that it wears off.

tfw I'm 30 and 20 year olds make fun of me and won't give me action any more even tho I'm rich now. feels bad man

100% I appreciate a good chess game more than good sex

That's why you establish long term trust with a cute girl and then fuck a 2nd girl with your main.

Sex is boring as fuck. I get more pleasure out of the average video game than I’ve ever gotten out of sex.

Delet this

good blowjob > sex imo. Am I weird.

I fucked my mom once, shit was so cash

desu it's only enjoyable because of the situation. If it's something you worked towards, that has some kind of meaning to you, it can be enjoyable. If it's something you do just for fun you might as well just buy a burger and eat it t experience the same kind of enjoyment.

I'm 23 and a virgin, shit eats me up. I'm going to Vietnam in a couple of weeks and I plan to lose it there. Fatty, hooker, or thot, I really don't give a fuck so long as it isn't a tranny. Gonna take home the first thing that looks at me on Bui Vien, and hopefully at least get my first BJ. I'm not entirely ugly, but my social anxiety got really bad a few years ago and I went complete shut in. Vietnam is my hail mary.

BJs are only better if you are having sex with condoms, but if you are going in raw pussy is better by far

big telco providing Internet to the rural US was a mistake

t. low T faggots

There is only one thing that feels better user, athletes foot; scratching the fungus between your toes feels soooooo fucking good. I kid you not. Scratching it feels a million times better then a normal rash or whatever.

How do we monotize athletes foot Jow Forums?

>assuming things
mieszkam w polsce ale jestem francuzem

u gonna get aids fren

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>mieszkam
>sz
>sounds polish to me

Sex is good for the first few times, then it gets tedious.

>sex the best thing in the world
Nah. When you get into your 30s your hormones start to cool down and you start thinking about future goals a lot more and you start to see how women can potentially get in the way of your goals and unless you have some life-long marital bond with them that started way before that they all just start to look like insufferable cunts.
There was a time in my life when I thought I would never say no to an opportunity to get laid, or go on a date, or even start a new relationship and now I just turn them down constantly. I even started teaching myself to play the violin. I've been reading a lot of philosophy, and really improving my life for the better.

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You are banished

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I cant believe you actually made a post to fuck with virgins mental states you poor poor soul, losing your virginity is probably the most underwhelming thing to ever happen in anyones life, sex in general is only slightly above average to solo masturbation and even sometimes worse.

t. low iq nigger

>puts pussy on a pedestal
Never going to make it

Open relationships are the best.
Kink makes it even better. Regular sex can be boring. But having toys and gear makes it way more fun.

>janitor is die
I think you're right. This is now a gore thread.

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The county I live in has a total population of 200,000. I think even showing my face on Tinder would be an uncomfortable amount of exposure.

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>impregnate a desperate roastie
>child support for 18 years
well done user

Only if you're a pathetic hedonist. This world is not all there is. Your children and wife should form a nuclear bond. Save yourselves and society.

>Be Moroccan
>Average face 5'10 average body
>Studying in Paris for a year, failed my master because crypto and Link
>Haven't had sex since I came here, tfw I miss my gf
>Internship ends in September and I'm going back after that, big cities are shit, commutes are shit, too much arabs and niggers here.
How do I capitalize on white women fucking arabs meme ? I'm not even a muslim but I can fake it if it works.
I just want to taste some pink pussy before I go back to brown pussy.
All advice is welcome anons

Don't ya ebn el 7mar, you'll just catch Jamal's AIDS

>I miss my gf
>I wanna fuck roasties
kys ya 7ayawan

The feeling of success will wash away soon because you've not really gained anything. The true feeling of contentment only comes when you've had children. All your genes will spit out dopamine like no tomorrow because you've completed your biological goal. Nothing puts a smile on your face more than playing with your wife and kids.

non whites kys

Unironically start acting white and dress white

How the fuck do you think I dress senpai?
Thing is I put all my money in LINK so I don't go out at all to drink outside or meet people, coupled with a crippling social anxiety due to Jow Forums diagnosed autism and I'm a lost cause senpai.
I often see white chicks checking me on the subway but even in Morocco where I speak fluently I can't approach a girl but here it's like no way.
Also was taking to DXM (tussin) twice a week for years in Morocco since you can get it without prescription like the US, and it's a prescription drug here in France, used to help with anxiety and depression.
Meh I don't have much time left, probably going to hire a ukranian escort for an hour or so then go back to DXM and my gf's brown pussy.

Sorry friend I thought you dressed up like pic related

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