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Good morning
reminder to ignore shitposters aka non-asean country

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newslab.philstar.com/31-years-of-amnesia/nutribun
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imelda_Marcos
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Being a racist is bad. Go to or if you can't change, those who can't appreciate cultures aren't welcome here.

Ngopi dulu gans

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>too tired last night
>forgot to pick up my lil bro from the train station
fuck office hours, more brutal than my working hours

what happened

>Researching for a Uni modern history class proyect
>Its about the Malacca straits during the XV to XVII centuries
>Accidentally discovering this jam
youtube.com/watch?v=LWNyxvKl1hY

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>Total War
wtf lol

>Being a racist is bad
>>>/reddit/

morning fellow Kontolstani

chinese indonesians are good people.

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The more comfy thread

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Why white people obsessed with the emasculation of Asian male?

>maori/polynesia thread
>every whitey calling us sissies
uwu

Are they? Anyway whites are pretty messed up culturally, they can't really socialise without alcohol.

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Give me the microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of this banterfag runnin' your mouth.
Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn posts. "NOYNOY" this, "DUTS" that.
Well guess what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take my mouse
>(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click on the post number
>(WHAT?)
I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
>(WHAT?)
I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
>(WHAT?)
I'm gunna call you a faggot
>(WHAT?)
A retard
>(WHAT?)
An autist
>(WHAT?)
An incel
>(WHAT?)
A no good son of a bitch
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I'm gonna solve that captcha
>(WHAT?)
The one with the fire hydrants
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The one with the stoplights
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The one with the crosswalks
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The one with the cars
>(WHAT?)
The one with the busses
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The one with the STOREFRONTS
>(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click submit
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I said I'm gonna click submit
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I'm gunna derail the the thread
>(WHAT?)
Send all you race baiting sons of bitches home
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I said I'll send you back
>(WHAT?)
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
>(WHAT?)
CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO

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hola

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Based rapper

Gays want asian bottoms

pic unrelated

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having so many gfs really drains my energy.
I have never felt this exhausted before.

Fuck off, sex tourists aren't welcome here

Im not a tourist, my ancestors came from your country. Im same as you.

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last day of holiday, her scent still lingering in my nose, i cant even face or start talking to her just usual i do, maybe its time to move out from the house and buying up an apartment

Im not racist I worship Asian qts

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did you feel something different on them than other chinese migrant in sea?

>Cringe
Weeb talking about culture, I bet you cant even speak cebuano or maranao.

I bet you cant even speak tagalog anymore.
Like the cucks in this video
m.youtube.com/watch?v=tYLFoUTJuGU&t=357s

Putang ina mo, wala ka na bang magawa sa Jow Forums kundi magpost araw-araw ng paulit-ulit na mga post? Asal hayop ka talaga!

Because they can't compete with blacks genetic, so they could only feel superior toward asians, who are pretty thin in general. But now that more asians eat meat and do bosy building, they can no longer feel superior toward us.

Im imagining your fat weeb face right now.

Careful with that hate, you might pop a vein there tubby.

>wanting to speak Cebuano
only useful if you want to talk to maids and cuck cebuano men

m.youtube.com/watch?v=R-ftYi3G8Ng

>asean lingua franca is English
kek

Are you real or just larping some obscure manga?

When you see antitagalog stuff, they get triggered by anti duts/marcos and cant reply

leni is the biggest trigger I notice.
lmao

i wish so i could decide how the story line ended

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is this the emasculation of white male?

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When you get triggered you slip into your banterfag persona.

Take a long hard look at yourself, you are the least cultured person here by far. Its time you go back to lreddit honestly.

>still thinking I'm banterfag
How many times do I have to say that I'm not him? I already showed you pics proving that me and him aren't the same person.

Asian males tend to be short and cute built

I just learned how fraudulent Nutribun was

I wish this was the one they teach in school

newslab.philstar.com/31-years-of-amnesia/nutribun

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Are you going you going to stick around or bail and work on a oil rigs or something

Still denying it, we aren't stupid who else here is capable of such autism aside from you.

You fucking subhuman fat weeb tagalog tripfag, you have no right to be gatekeeping anyone.

You talk about culture you hypocrite, in case you forgot you are a weeb, you know next to nothing about this country and you wanna gatekeep about culture. Pathetic, go ahead slip into your banterfag persona the thread could use a bump.

I told you before, no use arguing with the uncultured swine

just have fun and bait him with anti duts and marcos facts
bonus point if its anti Visayan or baguio :P

he also gets bent by not giving him (you) when you reply

You never delivered on your promise to provide pics of your sister.

Holy shit Imelda Marcos made 5 to 10 billion dollars
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imelda_Marcos

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He is sexually frustrated because he cant accept that there is more than one poster here that hates dutdut and Marcos so he pins it on you.

typical bisayan illocano entitled autism tbhwy

lol i work in my dad company maybe its time for me considering a marriage
there are no guarantee you wont trace it back and start extorting money from me or my family

You lucky bastard. Are you chink? Genuine question.

Nigga, all us SEA monkeys look the same. You really think we can pinpoint your family from a picture?

Who's gonna be the right one as I am the left one in pic related?
I'm tired of looking all slutty for outside asean, get compliments but then because of the long distant, can't make out. So I'm targeting lonely dude that at least decent around asean so we can meet and you know the rest.

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Eat your tuktuk, Worawut.

why so Racist? Pls no bully ;'(

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no pure jowo asu, but middle and upper class javanese looks like chinks
well thanks reminding me of that memories when she rampaged when someone in her class called her amoy

She was found guilty

This, why? Why you gotta be like this?
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For explanation :

In Singapore, people burn paper money as offerings to the dead. In Malaysia, they burn plastic. In Indonesia, they burn forest as they believe it will enriched the soil and in turn cause haze to Malaysia and Singapore which both of them are angry about.

For Malaysia burning plastic:

channelnewsasia.com/news/asia/malaysia-world-plastic-waste-recycling-china-11048810

The reason why Singapore burn money is may be related to chinese traditional

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Did any of that money go back to the Filipino people?

Credit goes to u/tanwenxi

>u/tanwexi
diddlerarry who?

Why do Singaporeans burn money? They aren't gonna being using that money when they are dead.

I'M SICK OF THIS INDOG LARPER POSTING ABOUT HIS SISTER
>WHAT?!
I SAID I'M SICK OF HIM
>WHAT?!
HE POSTS THE SAME SHIT EVERYDAY
>WHAT?!
SO STONE COLD ASKS HIM FOR PROOF
>WHAT?!
HE DODGES
>WHAT?!
HE MISDIRECTS
>WHAT?!
NO PICTURES
>WHAT?!
NO PICTURES
>WHAT?!
I SAID NO PICTURES OF THIS SO CALLED SISTER
>WHAT?!
AND I REALIZE ITS A LIE
>WHAT?!
A FIB
>WHAT?!
A FABRICATION
>WHAT?!
YOU ARE A LARPER
>WHAT?!
A FAG
>WHAT?!
A FAKE
>WHAT?!
SO STONE COLD IS PUTTING OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME I SEE YOU
>WHAT?!
STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
2 STUNNER
>WHAT?!
3 STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW THAT YOU GOT EXPOSED
>WHAT?!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO

sa ae lu kecoa bunting, just bear it i need a place to bitch

me

haha i remember your story

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HOLY SHIT BASED

Some did but the marcos evils spawn and cronnies are blocking some
dutdut appointed pro marcos asshole cronnies in agencies that can affect is retrievals

Guys, can I move to Malaysia? I fell like Indonesia isn't tolerating my race anymore. Muslims are trying to islamised all things just because they are the majority.

I want to move to Malaysia, the muslims there know what tolerance between races is. They also embrace the diversity like I believe as well.

Your diversity and tolerance are more beautiful and charming than my country, I want to move there.

Is it okay that I live with you guys? I'm a Chinese descent but I heard that Malaysia accept any race that want to live there.

She's so self-conscious
She has no idea what she doin' in college
That major that she majored in don't make no money
But she won't drop out, her parents'll look at her funny

The guy who made it

Cool

I thought the Muslims in Malaysia are somewhat more conservative than the ones in Indonesia?

dont take the bait

literally commie menlen

if we have english accent preferences like i love geordie and liverpudlian accent, whats your favorite indonesian accent? mine is balinese & arekan

Simple, they are rich, and it's from a Chinese traditional.

My mama was raised in the era when clean water was only served to the fairer skin.

Based Kanye God poster

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U r ugly and retarded, so nope.

ambon, batak, bali, ngapak

We kill Chinese here these days. Tolerating chinkoid is the last thing nowadays. The tolerant malays are retarded libtards and Shia like that confused Malay poster.

Can anyone explain the whole fireman story from me
English news is super bias to minorities when covering your country

>Stone Cold post deleted
>Banterfag posts not deleted

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Hello fellow ASEANs

Weather sure is hot today, right? Haha

I would like to hear minang accent, seems like would go really well with English.

Over 30 degrees and 90% humidity as usual brother.

It's raining here, so very comfy. 23 deg c

Nice and comfy 24°C here

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youtube.com/watch?v=lo3G6GYB9Zs

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Can he control the weather now?

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ratte

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Comfy 25°C here.
How about you Poland bro? Is it summer in Europe now?

I fucking hate these two

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When will flipland officially being knownn as maharlika?

Answer this like Beauty Queen


Recently migration and migrating became the most searched words on Google. What would you like to say to those disheartened Filipinos who seem to have lost hope for our country?

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T. Glow in the dark

Don't come here

Go back to Oh, wait...
you are not welcome there

sex

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Hmm, I will make a guess

You hate soekarno because he's the one that started the whole communist thing right?

And then you hate soeharto because he is an evil dictator?

That's my guess

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sexo