Why does it feels so great to insult/swear in a latin language ?

Ferma ta gueule petit pédé

Indeed mi amigo, there's no better family of laguages for insults. Blessed be our cunts.

Give examples, Vasilios

>Indeed mi amigo, there's no better family of laguages for insults. Blessed be our cunts.

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There's a good one that translates into "I'll dry my underwear on your mother's cross!" which I enjoy but don't get the chance to use very often.
>Mă cac pe morții tăi de curvă franceză de căcat

CABRÕES DO CARALHO SAIAM DA MINHA TÁBUA CONAS DE MERDA VÃO ENFIAR VIDRO NO CU E ENRABEM UMA VELHA FILHOS DE TRINTA PUTAS
that felt good. had to let off some steam...

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Most people from other countries insult by only saying one word.
Latins use long phrases combined with hand gestures.

>Mă cac pe morții tăi de curvă franceză de căcat
Woah, our languages are almost one
>căcat
We have caca wich is the "soft" word for shit

Γαμω τη μάνα σου μαλαkα σkατοχοντρε, τραβά αυτοkτονα να μας kάνεις μια χάρη. I pretty much said I fuck your mother you fat piece of shit, go kill yourself and do us a favor. Here's you can say that: ghamo tee mana su malaka skatohodreh, traca aftoktona na mas kanees mia haree

FILHO DA PUTA DO INFERNO, VAI TOMAR NO CU DESGRAÇADO, ARROMBADO

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Based.

Truly, the heirs of Rome.

Based, not diferent from here.

I've learnt some pretty diabolical Serbo-Croat insults in the Balkans, but content aside, nothing fills a room and satisfied you more than a "porca madonna" with a very rolled "R".

Our softer one is rahat which can mean bullshit in some cases. It also means Turkish delight for some reason.

fucking kek i said something like this to a retard that bumped into my car the other day

pic related

bota uma dentadura no cu e ri pro caralho

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t.

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Porca miseria is also pretty good. Mizerie means filth not poverty so the meaning changes a bit in Romanian.

Is porca something to do with pigs?

Yes. We say porc for the male and scroafă for the female.

Based

Slovenian doesn't have any insulting cursewords at all, so we looked to other nations to remedy this during the 20th century. The Italian cursewords porkamadona and porkoindijo were popular for a time around the mid 20th century, but were quickly replaced by Balkan Slavic imports arriving with migrant workers from the Balkans in the 70s and 80s. Today, these Italian swears exist only in literature as polite stand-ins for what you could expect a character to actually exclaim when swearing. Except on the coast, that is, where the local dialect is constantly informed by Italian.

>Din latină porcus < proto-italică *porkos. Confer și greacă antică πόρkος (pórkos).
>Înrudit cu aromână porcu, asturiană puercu, catalană porc, corsicană porcu, dalmată puarc, friuliană purcit, galiciană porco, italiană porco, liguriană pòrco, occitană pòrc, franceză porc, portugheză porco, retoromană portg, sardă porcu, siciliană porcu, spaniolă puerco și venețiană porco.
So many pigs.

dont you guys have kurva or kurba?

PUTA QUE PARIU

huh cool to know

Non bestemmiare.

that's right, we do have kurba, which is considered very lewd but also mysoginistic

there is no better swear word than Caralho.

OP cinaede est.

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we, instead of insulting the mother, also insult the aunt. when we say "vai para a cona da tua tia" (go crawl inside your aunt's pussy) or "porca é a tua tia" (your aunt is a pig) is usually very offensive as well. id say around the same level as insulting a mother.

merda or merde is alright now mierda is kinda meh
porra is fine
carajo is more powerful than caralho tho

based
the iberian multitool and the best word invented

francês arrombado da porra vai tomar no cu.

i love france

based
literally nothing is more satisfying than saying CARALHO with the power of a thousand suns

>aunt
sister/father is better. when someone calls you viado, replying "viado é o teu pai, aquele corno" is delicious

None is better than Brazilian Portuguese
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alright anons gonna need some proof post some vocaroos of you swearing.
Imagine, a scrawny manlet has spilled his hot soy latte all over your nice clothes while distracted by his nintendo switch.

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>enfia um prego no seu cu, filho da puta!

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French swearing is extremely low-tier. Literally just spamming "putain", "merde" and "bordel" over and over and over, with occasional add-ons like "de mes deux".

Québécois swearing is much better, if nothing else simply because how much larger our swearing inventory is.

I like English insults better

Dio cane

>Québécois swearing is much better
>literally just listing church objects
>better

you never met a french to say
but i'll agree that french swearing got poorer

>tfw nobody swears on saints anymore

La concha de tu madre, tano puto

So this must be the famous Portuguese education

Cazzo hai detto di mia nonna brutta faccia di merda

Imo yes, it is better. Just spamming "putain" and "merde" (like 99% of languages do, by the way) is comparatively very boring. Even if you can chain many of them together with many instances of "de" (like in all Romance languages), it's still not particularly original, and the tiny inventory makes it impossible to create proper scale. In Québec there's a MUCH larger inventory of swears, which makes gradation much more prevalent.

Also, it's worth noting that some of those church objects have deformed pronunciations when they're used as swears, and as a result they're no longer really church objects.

mange tes morts pute borgne

commence par fermer ta sale gueule remplis à ras-bord de sperme, t'es qu'une paillasse doublé d'un avortement raté

La puta que te parió dije, algún problema?

>you never met a french to say
I live in Montreal, there are practically more French people than Québécois people in some areas.

Because it was done by poets:

PEDICABO ego uos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Nam castum esse decet pium poetam
ipsum, versiculos nihil necessest;
qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,
si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici
et quod pruriat incitare possunt,
non dico pueris, sed his pilosis
qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos.
Vos, quod milia multa basiorum
legistis, male me marem putatis?
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

Translation:
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you,
faggot Aurelius and toyboy Furius,
you who think, because my poems
are sensitive, that I have no shame.
For it's proper for a devoted poet to be moral
himself, [but] in no way is it necessary for his poems.
In point of fact, these have wit and charm,
if they are sensitive and a little shameless,
and can arouse an itch,
and I don't mean in boys, but in those hairy old men
who can't get it up.
Because you've read my countless kisses,
you think less of me as a man?
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you.

your insults are kindergarden tier and anglo insults are toddler tier.