/brit/
top shagger
don't tell me you don't see it
look up at the sky
it burns
Weedsmokers are wasters and irrational dunderheads, especially those of the mulatto variant as their weed smoking stupor is further compounded by their defective mischling genetic makeup that leaves them genetically predisposed to crime, rape and murder.
Beware of the weed smoking mulatto...
oh sorry /brit/
yeah we LOOVE pubs
totally come and give us your tourism money aussies and yanks
pubs are the BEST
what the visage
this makes me feel
go to a byob pool hall that you can smoke at
closest I have a to a pub
that's the sun genius
my zoomer brother actually has a fit asian prom date
cursed image
which pub is the best?
crepe
i want her to do that on my pelvis area
No it's a comet headed right for us. WAKE UP SHEEPLE! The SUN is a COMET that is going to collide with EARTH in 2050!!!!!!
We don't have any "byob" places in France, except friends' houses
doing a listen to the leekspin song :d
...
I won't be alive by then
fucking roaring
shagged a hippie at a festival
well this place doesn't serve alcohol or food itself but plenty of restaurants have it because liquor licenses are expensive
pretty sure nearly every sushi place is BYOB for instance
for me, it's spice
GET EM MIKEY
currently 87F (30.5C) lads
this picture looks like Australia
i'm leaving for london tomorrow and it's in the 50s over there. shit weather.
I once saw a celebrity I love at the local café where I buy my fags.
Many months later I gathered my guts, stopped there and took an actual café (coffee)
Literally noone acknowledged me, and I didn't find any window of opportunity to strike a conversation.
sounds nice
50s-60s are the best temperatures
it's what the human body is made for
post the view la
yes
would love to meet you down a dark alley
loooool who did this
i'm from florida, anything below 75 is cold to me. still looking forward to going though, i have two meetings but they are spread apart so have a few days to fuck around.
nice but still sounds like a weird concept here.
We do have "licence 4" required for booze... oh well you mean those "byob" places are byob precisely because they're not legally allowed to sell alcohol?
The concept feels strange, as in forbidden but allowed
nice, though.
My Dad is a Chad. Why do I have have to be an incel?
ana
The culture of feminism on TV.
Go hunting (in the forest) with your dad.
yes they've some other license and insurance that's a lot cheaper, don't know the specifics
BYOB places almost always don't serve their own liquor is why
restaurants that do usually don't allow outside liquor but sometimes they don't care if you bring in a bottle of your own wine though it's a bit weird
was only joking mate dont actually do spice just saw a documentary on it
me? hail from the planet shaggai i do
The culture of feminism on TV.
Go have sex (in the forest) with your dad.
yeah they do, turkish heroin
I know mate.
I just know "byob" because of the System of a Down song. I used to think it was only what you wrote on flyers for home parties.
n-word!
mikey is elite
left could get it i tell ya
Ofcourse they do. I know myself they they run the heroin trade in the UK.
Me right now
>106875839
mmm beer
are you listening to 'ra tunes
lol omfg
fug, I had to read that twice
I will never have a gf
I will never have sex
I will die alone
people who are homosexual are the most powerful race
you post the same nonsensical bullshit every day
reminds me of somebody...
Mirrors edge was a sick game
It got nothing to do with that. Most people in Britain are chads. There are even fat bald middle aged guys with pecker dicks out there with a wife and kids.I know because my boss when I used to garden was one. I think I am just cursed.
that farting sound
what sort of rodent eats chain pizza? are you not white?
*bounces your head off the pavement*
this but with kale instead of garbage pizza
why are you looking at his willy?
A TOAST! A TOAST TO /BRIT/!
mikey sounds about 30
blog on
Sorry not all of us live in a pizza mecha such as nyc or Chicago papa is about the best you can get round these parts city slicker
>I think I am just cursed.
Have you already had a gf once?
It's crazy the 1st time, because once you were a total loser, then there's a female who follows you everywhere and can't live without you.
My dad met a shy girl in high school, and that's that.
>or Chicago
holy cringe
go to bed Mikey you're drunk
I didn't, his friend told me. And they both used to bully me even though I could've knocked them clean out but they knew I needed the job.
cheers
you grafting tomorrow lad?
and needlessly hostile, uncanny
nah you won't
I believe you
Think I'm going to end up back in the mental ward by the end of the day lads.
poo
story?
It's a bit shocking without a backstory.
mental how a very large population of attractive women are currently naked
I had a girlfriend when I was 12, but it was my second cousin and it was only for one day at a family barbecue, I never saw her again.
What happened Lachie?
No actual work no. Just a bit of hawking, a bit of canvassing lad.
I'm not over 23 man
begun my e-affair lads
the gf was cooking dinner naked today
oh btw the girl I met above, at a festival, well, she heard the Sleaford Mods playing, didn't know them but was attracted
so thanks Albion!
well now every time you see a new bitch tell yourself she's just the same.
gooks don't count
Just keep calm Lachie and try and have a chill day, we're all keen for you lad.
finished reading bobby sands' book today have you given that a glance yerself
am both happy and deeply unhappy to not have a gf at the moment and I think that's just part of the bizarre nature of being a man
