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i'm so fucking hot
not aesthetically, I mean my skin is burning and it's not that warm in here

I'm in London and positively chilly.
Where are you that can be so scorching?

Surrey?

because I talked a lot with a hippie girl I tried to ween off 4ch.
I learnt that international reddit meetup day is coming soon!

Already looking forward to having a wank
Hope I wake up with an erection and pulsating bollocks begging to be milked

now this is based

Best selling music artists by county of origin

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big fan of hippie girls
still think about that one hippie girl i really liked 3 years ago haha

if i had a wank half an hour ago will i have wank stank if i go to the food shop?

think I have a fever

>me 3 years from now

nassim aka the wordsmith

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should probably break it off wouldn't want to make a fool of yourself haha

Working the midnight shift tonight lads

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did 3 of the last 4 days

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imagine the smell

>joss stone
who

noice

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(I already asked on /cum/ but seems no one has it so let me ask you guys too) Does anyone have the image which shows how Japanese companies rip off western brand’s logos? I’ve seen that before on Jow Forums and that was so impressive and even shocking to me as a jap but I forgot to save it ...

I grew up in the town the Truman show was filmed in

Kys

anyone care to imagine the smell

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no but heres a picture of my arse

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florida?

just got banned for something i didnt do then got instantly unbanned haha someone ring lemar and tell him there is some justice in the world

i mean the image is a pic (in case you don't understand my engrish)

think i'm falling in love

Natalie Portman but shes got bad teeth and is called Natalie Portsmith

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Don't like people who swear excessively

>to me as a jap

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incredibly hairy

no idea what you’re after but you can have a picture of my arse as well

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Seaside

*swears at you*

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based

corrrr i remember this photo
looking fit lad, you were just looking for an excuse to share this wasn't you

Thank you
You know its customary to show a picture of your arse back in my culture. Just so you don't look rude to everybody else.

nowt wrong with casual swearing mate
You wouldn't like it here then

*teleports away*

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For me? its white nationalists that aren't even white

Would love to slip my cock between those cheeks.. lol

How the fuck did England hold onto Calais for more than 200 years
Mad ting

ah yes

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the fucking STATE of the thing lmfao

shite tattoos anyway

*teleports next to me at the pub*
Yank asked for another pic of your arse mate?

Yes I am
I used to think Japan was the best country in asia unlike other copycats cunts (china and korea) but the image made me think japan is the same tier that was quite shocking to me

Isn’t that you though

Take your tongue out of the queens arse you wannabe english clown

shoulders on him

better than

Up early bird still sleeping might spunk on her lips

im a gamer and a gentleman

You're not even japanese. Show me a picture of your eyelid or you're a larp

take me down, little susie, take me down
i know you think you're the queen of the underground
send me dead flowers every morning
send me dead flowers by the mail
send me dead flowers to my wedding
and i won't forget to put roses on your grave

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Once I noticed the similarity between Traffalgar and Gibraltar and I was actually on to something.

aye haha

tá tú mícheart, míchéal
is mise do chara anseo

Your relationship with England is like that of a Hapa child with his white dad

Proofs
Don't worry about doxxx, there's 125 million of you

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ah that classic. Not sure what id do without Japan. Nobody else does mass random nudity.

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It is yeah. Cop on for yourself will you ya gomey boy

love it when social media lets you glimpse into some random schizo's life

i didn't really catch any of that
were you asking to use the toilet again

like that gameshow where theres 5 naked chicks lined up with their faces behind a board and then a guy has to guess which ones is his sister or granddaughter

Before fucking them of course

Yeah kek. It's mostly all the Irish I know unfortunately

yeah or feeling up. i'll be honest i think ive always been fucked up actual sex in porn has never turned me on.

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You on SSRIs?

i think i just fell in love with a porn star

never been on anything in my life

where are Cara lads?

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anyone ever see the gameshow in russia where they had to steal a car and if they managed to evade the feds they got to keep it

ba cheart dúinn níos mó a fhoghlaim

Bet you’re on a chair right now

female football world cup yay or nay?

big fan

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non-ironically installed SpiderOak One

you can't be serious one sec can you

Next big purchase lads

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Cara's a sociopath

take it back

think of all the freddos you could get for that much

2 hops this time

me entering /brit/

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dawn incoming.

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Wie man eine Liebe maximal romantisch lebt
Will jeder wissen, keiner hilft uns, Fair play