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I want to fucken die lads

cool

How typical

After having lived a fulfilling life, of course

Cik smieklīgi, Jāni

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Can someone explain to me what oioi means in Estonian? It's in response to something.

It means like "oh shit" or something like this

Its from phrase Oy vey

>want to get drunk
>it's fucking +30°C

lürp lürp

at least post something from a European country

don't be a pussy, do it

Thanks m8

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Sweden

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better

That girl will grow up to this

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And?

t. brown piece of shit

I can't take this heat, even more so if I'm drunk

Should i apply for a NASDAQ job? I believe they won't call me, but still.

Give it a shot.

I'm a bitch.

Are you afraid that they might call you?

Is this woman actually a man?

Maybe. Already refused 1 job and 1 interview because I'm a little bitch.

lol what a bitch

Gal galit duot quick rundown ant šito "skydas"? Lietuvos neo nacių organizacija?

Negaliu, bet galiu quick rundown duot apie šitą pilietį

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Nu duok

Ar jo dviratukas kada nors sustoja?

Tai būtų itin skausminga.

Tu didelis vyrukas

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>all these niggers with arab names,
where do they come from lol?

Somalia

būūūūmp

taip?

noriu valgyt, bet tingiu labai, gal ką į namus užsisakyt?

picutę?

nusipirkau IPA, niekada nebandžiau, žiūrėsiu kas čia per velnias

bet, kad ble visur pristatymas dafiga kainuoja

MAN LABAI PATINKA SITA TEMA

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užsisakyk bybį

>Niekada nebandes ipos

Vengiu mymų

tik tikri vyrai geria ipa

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B-bet Jow Forums sakė, kad tik barzdoti iš reddito geria IPA!
Šiaip visai nieko, patinka kartumas

>4chanas sake
4chanas pilnas depresuotu inceliu, kam rupi ka jie sako

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went to akropole today
couldn't get out of the parking lot

stop speaking gibberish

>Estonians talking about gibberish
Ooga booga

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*Ooggaa booggaa

*kalba estu kalba*

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Once i talked to a black girl on omegle, she asked me to speak to her in lithuanian and after i did she said i sounded cute
Take that faggot

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What did you say to her?

It is well known fact that black girls can't resist that bbc (big baltic cock)

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>drove to hardware store to buy some shit today
>the only parking spot available required parallel parking
>managed to find a normal parking spot about 2 kilometers away
The whole time i was walking those 2 kilometers i felt absolute shame

Gerai, išgėriau, labai patiko tiesą sakant

I think something stupid like "gerai, aš dabar šneku lietuviškai", cant remember for sure, it was like 6 years ago, i was 15 at the time

tai šaunuoliukas tu ;)

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Kodel nesakei
>noriu pažiūrėti, kaip atrodo tavo nakties tamsumo tarpvietė.
?

Lol, you can get that reaction from any girl if you have a deep voice.

did the parallel parking on the test perfectly
attempted to do it in life only once
i'm pretty sure i can do it, but i'm scared of failing and other people laughing at me
it's the same with backing into a parking space

>balding
>alpha
oof

How can people train one muscle group for hours? I do like 3x10 biceps curs and arms are dead and all shaky.

cus i wasnt that ruined back then. Right now I would probably say some racist shit for the lols

Better than Russian

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Dunno, the guy in the pic became girl in the right, so he's probably mentally ill

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>when you wake up in an empty bed in an empty room again
lmao.

get some furniture

>i'm pretty sure i can do it, but i'm scared of failing and other people laughing at me
yup, that's what's stopping me too, there were a bunch of people, I could probably do it by going back and forth a few times but the pressure of people looking and judging is too much.
Backing into a parking space is pretty easy for me, though i still sometimes use forward parking if I see people behind me waiting because then I just want to get it over asap

>when you wake up

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why bother?

what is this? looks like age of empires with texture mod

to fill the room

>wake up
>see this on your bed
what do

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we're in age of empire 2 definitive edition

thats clearly a russian woman in a russian apartment so probably wonder why tf im in russia

since when i'm wearing fullcaps?

woops i meant
>see this on your bed
>wake up
what do

thats the type of woman nigger culture refers to as "thicc" i.e she is on the very edge of becoming obese where all the fat has been deposited in her thighs/ass/hips/tits but in a few years she will be turning into a fat babushka. I really don't understand who finds this stuff sexy (other than niggers and wannabe niggers), to me that's just a fat woman

Skydas by some Lithuanian nigga named Jurgis

>always think it I crave a girl and I'd love to wake up next to one
>do that a couple of times
>get bored
>tell the bitch to fuck off

and that's how I overcame my emotional starvation issues, now I'm a normal functioning human bean

cringe

well that's the perfect female body to me, fuck skinny bitches

>88 iq
>good at basketball
>flag stolen from Zulu Kingdom
>steals cars from richer neighbors
>likes obese women
Ok im 100% that Lithuanians are actually niggers

I really don't understand how you can enjoy groping girls with no ass and legs, sure the pussy is the same, but it's not aesthetically or tactile pleasing

Guys, I did the nr. 1 rookie misstake, I dug down directly bellow myself and fell into lava

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also
>we wuzing other people's (Poland) accomplishments
>high murder rates

i really dont understand how you can like obese women. Fat is disgusting