Invest £800

unironically 200 per month here (wellfare) :>

UK is really a third world country, with third world tier wages. Holy shit m8, just pack up and leave that cesspit of a nation.

>Invest 5k€ in stocks a month ago
>It's already 5500€
Crypto is a fucking meme lad

how do I earn 800 dollars a day? that's literally 3 months of saving up for me, also rent is going up so probably more than that now fuck me

Work a good job. Most i can makr in 1 day is 600 and thats because of overtime pay

Buy weed for 1000 sell for 1600. Hope your friends smoke a lot. EZ money

>invest $170
>current portfolio worth $3,100

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>invest £500
>turn it into £1500
>fall for hodl meme
>now £100

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I was afraid of drawing it out and uncle sam finding out. I planned on keeping it in their until I can withdrawl privately once mass adoption happens

Buy £600 more

>$1,500
>taxable

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>4k€
>probably under 1k€ now I no longer dare look

A bit shitty because other shit happened in my life that meant I have 10k less than I "should" have. Still, it won't ruin me and I've been jewed out of far more.

I invested £980, current value is something like 250

Too depressed to check

Invest 400$
now 40$

never mind, it's actually at 20$

do you guys dca your holdings? i decided not to, if it goes back up, at least i'll have my initial investment back.

Invested £25k current £10k
Shut the fuck up and be patient

£500 invest
£5.6k cashed out december

now i only hold JNT and sleep til moon

>invest 10000 in index fund
>current portfolio worth 10900
Slooow and steady boys.

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>Invest 200 euros
>Peak at 1000
>It's now 100

Invested £7k, peak was £38k, now £10k

that's funny op, have a pic from January

still holding the same amount

yep. I'm retarded.

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>GBP
Go all in gold you fool, sterling is doomed.

wtf are you talking about and how does this relate to my post

I just bought 2k shares of HMNY

Fuck off poorfag, go work for a week at McDonald's and you'll make that money back.

>$5000
>Currently barely $300
REQQED

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>Invest $61,000
>Current portfolio worth $72,599.29

Sure am glad I invested in stocks and mutual funds instead of meme money. *sips*

>faggots crying about 3 figures

smfh

started at 10.000€
ATH: 10.000€
now: 6.280€

I spent $800 on a weekend. get over it bud.

invested 1,3k, had 14k portfolio at top and returned 1,3k(around 1k after tax), now my portfolio is something like 2k.

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I'm a boomer and I invest in real assets in a regulated market. I am also a qualified financial advisor and tried to warn you clueless zoomers about this shit last December. The moral of this story is RESPECT YOUR ELDERS.

I spend like 800 a month on hookers.

>respect
>boomers

Damn this thot is lowkey sexy af. Source?

what u invested in?

>Invest $4k
>ATH $22k
>Current $3k
I managed to stay above my initial this whole time but then my largest position got fucking torpedoed out of nowhere and after some really nice, steady growth.

Last year, my portfolio crashed from $3k to 450 fucking dollars. I hated crypto and couldn't wait to get out of the same positions I am in now. This time, I am buying up instead of waiting it out.

tfw had $700k and now have $50k

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