/brit/
Is this the cringiest picture in all of history?
Jake Xerxes Fussell
watching forged in fire at toil
Dont even know what that is
But someone Shop Turt to be the middle guy
early yank threads are the worst
for me, it is the arrestation of all women
Tony Stark's dad in the middle
*arrestment
me? yeah I'm an alpha orbiter
>they can do that shit to beta males
I think confident women are sexy and refreshing
im a big fan of EPL bruh
my favourite player was Torres!
Lachie here lads. I'm going in *deep breath*
JUST STAY THEREEEEEEE
CAUSE I'LL BE COMING OVERRRRRRRRRRR
looking back at runescape and it feels like something i must have played when i was a little kid
but then i look at the dates and realise we must have been in like year 8 and year 9
like did i not have better things to be doing? cod2 came out around then for one, and surely i must have spent a lot of time watching porn as well; that was the golden age
for me, it's 7/10s who think they're 9/10s who act like they think they're 5/10s
Mum is now playing the TV volume loud. Just to piss me off.
best part about summer?
E3
for me it’s rape
for me it's girls in short skirts and tight tops and being able to look at them from behind sunglasses
>proxy using korean flag to falseflag
another day on Jow Forums
Was at a party once and pulled a solid 7/10 and this fat dog 3/10 tried starting some shit with me in a loud fat dog cunt sort of way that they do for attention and I told her to shut her fucking mouth and then she tried getting some wogs to try shit after mistakenly thinking I wouldn't knock them the fuck out as well. They didn't when they realised I'd batter the but if I was some faggot that fat horrible slag would have probably caused trouble for no reason
But yeah, ugly women are grim
Know a girl like this 2bh
She is a bit of a head fuck for me in a hot way
leftypol saving up 300gp to buy a steel axe from Bob's axe shop only to realise he doesn't have the stats to use it
>Tfw I still remember watching porn in 240p back when I was like 12-13
*Crack* Yep
you have a talent for writing stories
No I like that too but its a different thing
Hate fat dogs simple as that and it just annoys me
>tight tops
you mean crop tops? who gives a shit about tight tops need the tummy
Ok
i guess stomach is good to see every now and then, but i'm just happy with a bit of boob meat on display
blog on dave
You've never experienced the fat ugly slag phenomenon?
have a good day de lads
Must say im pretty happy remembering a night out where the last thing i remember was a chick asking me to tie her shoe laces and me telling her to fuck off
why are girls so easy to manipulate
love fat girls me
a chubby chaser you might call me
i used to try to deny my impulses in high school and only chase the conventionally attractive girls for fear of being teased by my peers, but these days? nah, give me a big blob please
girl once repeatedly asked me from across the dancefloor in a club "who does this song?" and I just kept yelling back "SORRY I CAN'T I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND"
why
Hope Lachie's alright after his street-sign bashing incident from earlier
Ah ok
Fat dogs with an attitude problem are another story
It's the 7/10s girls that end up having a 30+ sexual partners. A 7/10 is an accessible level of beauty so they get propositioned the most by far
It's not that they're ugly.. no, we can all look ugly, etc, some people are just ugly, having an off day, and so on. But it's the acting like a supermodel while being a bloated fat stinker that irks me
It's in a way unique to women too, a man can't really do it because pulling doesn't really work that way so it's difficult to point out or say anything about because they'll just pretend you've been "rejected" by them or something, so the only way to be like no you fat dog cunt is by pulling someone considerably better looking so they can't try to make out like you were flirtying with them and rejected or something. Was just thinking about this
got a mate like you but I'm too uncomfortable to address this so I'll ask you cause you're talking about it
Why
>a chick asking me to tie her shoe laces
Hot
toilberg pacing around in his horrendously ill-fitting daenerys costume and wig and demanding we address him as our 'dragon queen'
just comfy aren't they
like in a physically comfy sense, not in a blogpost about sitting watching the rain through the window comfy sense
Like if you had a 9/10 bird, a fat ugly cunt can't act like hot shit because it's like no my bird is better looking than you ever will be, so it's a different kind of interaction
>you should buy me and my friend a drink
she cute
reckon a 7/10 is genetically a 5/10 (average, since there should be more of them, if they breed more) but who actually looks after themselves
also just bigger is better
big boobs and thighs and bums
lot of blogging material
Haven't seen Melvin in here for (I think) a week odd, hope he's all good
Put me in a pickle because it was either the anti social approach or beta tie her shoe laces
Just tying her shoe laces probably wouldn't have even been beta thinking back on it
yeah but they're unfit and obese
The fat friend will NEVER allow her hot friend to go home with you unless you flirt with her as well
You need to add makeup, skimpy outfits and high heels into the equation.
peng ex gf lads
I was once chatting a lass up for a while and decided to buy her a drink on my mate's behalf to wingman for him but he didn't do anything with it cooor I was right unchuffed after that, women's drinks are expensive compared to my lovely beers
Funny/flirty move would've been to get down and untie her other shoe lace
maybe not so fat that they're going to die at 40, i wouldn't want that
just big, ideally quite tall as well
not arsed about fitness
But it's the fact that by default you are a man and she is a woman (even if ugly) and that means that a fat ugly woman could even act like hot shit to a guy farrrrr far out of her league, but because she is a woman it's just how it is. This is only nullified when she (the fat dog) knows that everyone else knows that you are out of her league but this is not based solely on physical appearance
Cause I like Melvin he's well intentioned and relaxed
She fucked with you good. Could have "fallen" head fist into her cavern and played it cool.
hmmm thanks for your insight but not sure I'm any closer to understanding but ah well
Going to bars and clubs only reaffirmed my beliefs that all women are beyond help, throw them all in prison pronto.
>Melvin he's well intentioned and relaxed
can't go 2 minutes without someone walking past me at toil seriously starting to wind me up hate when ppl can see me screen phone etc
*Head butts your snatch*
Yeah im cool
i'm not exactly a flirty person let alone 1 drink off passing out. When i remember feeling good about myself for telling her to fuck off infront of 2 other people and then stumble away
@106885430yank why'd you delete your post mate it was quite innocuous
Hate grey rainy weather and/orh less than 15 degrees
Dont like it simple as
>well intentioned
you don't believe that do you
The hunter has become the hunted
I'm tired of the hair on my face. What to do? Depilation is expensive, wax doesn't work.
Fuck off Whiskernigger
he's only got it out for Em and even then he's only on the light banter
He doesn't start anything
I have this, I'm sat in front of a stairwell and a printer
Acid
Get the London look
shave i reckon
Charcoal black hands typed this post
too many wignats itt
But yeah, was just reading Twitter and saw a girl in one way or another rejecting a guy who is far beyond her league and the SJW types in the replies like "OOO u go girl" but it annoyed me because this guy was quite blatantly a top shagger, and in person she would be vying for his attention
Just reminded me of the fat dog phenomenon in person too, it's like they have the standards of a supermodel despite being disgusting physically
leftypol logs out as soon as he sees someone in the wildy
>He doesn't start anything
I've got /brit/ wide open on one of the desk screen. reckon people think its some IT forum page or sum. just have to be careful and hide quickly weird pics some of you tend to post
Cold weather is physically painful
The feeling as the wind comes and blows you to bits is worse than a bit of sunshine
with whom
Hair spray
Fuck me
Just put a jumper on
Not difficult
and what kind of comments did you get on your response tweet to this effect?
oh, you didn't make one?
you just came here to anonymously bang on about it behind their backs like a sniveling coward?
*thick scottish accent* CUZZZZZZZZZZZ' SHE'S A BELTAAAAAAAAHHHHH
It's like when girls post screenshots of people saying stupid shit in her dms or something.... it's actually just a way for them to be like "look at me i have so many people that want me im so hot" or whatever, even if its third world crustaceans they still post it acting like they have 30 actors trying to fuck them
>Acid
Terribly interesting. I've never heard of it.
comfy af driving through torrential rain especially when you got tree-hugging retards on their fucking bicycles getting soaked haha state of them
OOO u go girl
>puts a jumper on
>walks a bit
>now sweaty
Or worse.
>jumper gets soggy in the rain