Get gf

>Get gf
>Holy shit this is going to be great
>Literally just lounge around together, occasionally getting my dick sucked


AHHHHHHHH GFs WERE A MISTAKE

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have sex

So basically you got yourself a whore, not gf.

if in the unlikely future i get a gf, i want to get married as soon as possible so she can never escape me

Good for you, my gf is too conservative and refuse to suck.

This but unironically. You waste so much resources on one it's astonishing and the only benefit you have is occasional sex

Better yet.
You have to talk to her 24/7 or she thinks you're cheating or uninsterested.
Eventually you get tired of her shit and that makes your life miserable for days until you pretend you care and you fix things up
Have to tell her everything about what happened today,have to rate her fucking selfies that she sends every second,she keeps asking me for stuff that I can't do or stuff that are too boring.

It's a huge investment, it's only good for sex

ITT: People who have never touched a girl pretend they have a gf

Okay mr.nonincel, now please tell us how it REALLY feels like to have a girlfriend then.

It's the best thing that can ever happen to you. You are finally become fulfilled.

Vigina animals are highly overrated. Mine shat out some kids and somehow i have to pay for it. This doesn't equal sexy time at all.

>Believing gf meme

Having a gf is pretty cucked. Gf is just code for constant pussy for incels

Fuck no. You get endless arguments and get bossed arround. Are you a girl?

Fuck off

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How do I find a GF like that?

She was very aloof and kinda strange and not very pretty in classical sense of word, also has a very big birthmark on her arm.
I wasn't her first tho, only second. All in all, i believe she is telling truth about that,

This

I miss her, it's boring when my wife isn't around. She's in Alicante.

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why would you want a girl that refuses to blow you?

Life is suffering anyway. Might as well learn to live in it.

>meet proto-gf
>go on a couple of dates
>seems like things are going well
>she has to go home for the summer and won't be back for months
Fucking annoying. I dunno if I can keep it up just using WhatsApp messages. I guess people did the same with letters in the olden days but they also had less choice about romance.

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>have gf
>have to talk to her literally every hour, you're only free when she goes to sleep

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Do you have pre-marriage sex in UAE?

A mix of feeling comfort of never truly being alone, and mildly annoyed at whatever aspects of your gf you dislike. Along with a desire for the things you had time to do while single.
kek
I've been there
>You have to talk to her 24/7 or she thinks you're cheating or uninsterested.
this is mostly true, though I have had one gf in my life that was not like this

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That's literally all I want from a relationship and I'm afraid that it'll all be going out and doing things and being active which is not at all the life I want.

I want that from a GF honestly. Having too much sex makes you less energetic and depletes your dopamine receptors, causing mental disorders to form over time.

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>letting your woman boss you around

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it even gets worse when the honeymoon phase starts to fade

My ex-gf told me my penis tasted sour
How rude she was but I want to forgive everything;;;;;;;

Ah fuck this is the worst

People who have never had a gf always think they want a clingy gf because they’re insecure and want someone to love them enough to cling to them

It’s cute at first but after like a month it’s fucking soul draining

Is divorce illegal over there?

>You have to talk to her 24/7
>Have to tell her everything about what happened today
This is indeed the most retarded thing when having a gf.

Mostly true, but it sounds like yours was particularly bad
Sometimes I just want to be alone and not talk to anyone. Gfs aren't good at understanding that.

>mfw a coworker stays late at work because his gf has some language courses in the evening and won't be home and he has nothing to do alone
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

That's just sad, man.

If you have a gf and you basically do shit that regular friends would do together + sex you have a good relationship

Where do i sign up for a gf where we get extremely drunk 1-2 times a week and have sex while hardly talking during the week?

I don't like having friends though
One lunch with them and I'm all socialized-out for a week or two