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*donates mums dildo to queer youth shelters*

only godless heathens experience flooding

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too bad about Cheadle

IT'S SO FAR, SO FAR AWAY.

bet all the bad guys in that kids video game will be white men in suits and the good guys will be pansexual non whites

youtube.com/watch?v=5ho88VXJTBg

loved destroy all humans me

No, that shit is not it.

*bulk buys liverpool fc shirts*
*donates to queer youth centre*

Donating my arse, any takers?

Queer Youth Shelter?

Just imagine the smell of atomised shit hanging rank in the air

Atomised Shit, by Diesel

Just got called cisheteronormative at the queer youth shelter lads

The life plan you ask?
Simple I'll just save about 200 grand then retire to neethood in the third world

Yeah, I get all my clothes from the queer youth centre.

adrian mole led me to believe the youth club was a hotbed of degeneracy
wasn't though; it was just sad acts playing ping pong away from their parents who presumably didn't love them

oh no did contrapoints BTFO rorke again? now he's come here to spew his transphobic bullshit

nope
>St Asaph (Welsh: Llanelwy) is a city and community on the River Elwy in Denbighshire, Wales. In the 2011 Census it had a population of 3,355 making it the second-smallest city in Britain in terms of population and urban area. It is in the historic county of Flintshire.

found a video from less than a year ago of the gf blowing my a kiss and saying i'm her favourite

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don't know how to get over the fact that people fuck, like any couple you see on the street, behind closed doors they probably go at it like 2 wild beasts

madness

this but its an unlistwd private video of me dancing with her and snogging her that i see every time i open up my youtube account

>Hontrapoints

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Emma Watson has a real stinker between her butt cheeks.

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*scribbles down the number for the local queer youth shelter*
*hands it to one of my incel orbiters*

call me sometime ;)

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gf or ex gf?
also "favourite"? lol

hon' the 'trapoints

Mad that the German Tories have been in power for 15 years

literally get over it
people who get divorced are over it in less than a year

Why do people take women's opinions seriously? They can say stuff like this with impunity precisely because what they say doesn't matter

thats simply not true though is it

when i glanced over this i thought it was a video of her sucking you off because i saw the word blowing

Poppin' t' local queer youth centre, want owt?

pick us up some GRIDS ta' la'

one queer youth, please

true for lots of people

you lads ever shagged a lass and not washed your willy after? i shagged my bird last night went to sleep straight after and the undersidr of my bellend literally smelt exactly like those crisps ‘skips’ lmao

Contrapoints emptied my head of ignorance, my heart of hatred, and my balls of cum

an untrue for lots more

man who pissed on kellogs cereal conveyerbelt gets 10 years in prison

filled yer arse with AIDS though waheeeeeeeeeeeeeey

literally unironically went to my local queer centre when i was 16
big mistake
by definition, the kind of people who need a queer shelter are all incredibly fucked up suicidal dropouts

one of them later stalked me and followed me to school for a week or so

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stopping shagging packets of crisps you pervert

i,m proper gutted like

me in the post match presser after losing the fa cup final

Though QYC's were a myth lad where the fuck you from?

London

And we pray and we pray and we pray

having a look at the 'iki article for the so called contrapoints

>Wynn's videos have been praised for their clarity, nuance, and attention-grabbing sense of humor. Jake Hall, writing for Vice, called Wynn "one of the most incisive and compelling video essayists on YouTube"

Fucking hell i thought that new Watch Dogs game was exaggerating

Local Antifa alerted my toilberg of the things I'd written online but toilberg didn't fire me, just asked that I remove the posts. I complied tbf, now everything seems to be alri

you can stop saying "contrapoints" as if it's a thing any time

youtube.com/watch?v=yj-xBpQ0CI0

i hope your island sinks into the ocean and then comes back up clean and white

my heart sank when I realised that I'm the bus wanker

still have some condoms that they were giving out for free at the youth centre back in the day

Here watch this inciteful and totally unbiased documentary from Vice featuring that chick with the droopy face

youtube.com/watch?v=2Nrz4-FZx6k

virgin

doubt the veracity of this primary source

Genuinely feel totally un-with it these days. what the fucking fuck was that?

chuck 'em, your kids will thank you

Even Contrapoints disagrees with the narrative that the media is pushing that he's the "deradicaliser of Alt-right men", he's said that most of his audience are trannies, women and lefty men now. Most of the people who show up to his irl events are blue haired fat SJWs, as you'd expect.

Climate change everybody

crisp shagger

>feeling upset that you don't understand modern pop schlock
this is not the reaction you should be hoping for

That's from 2012, it was a different time back in those days.

its mad how american schools have arm guards

*she

Genuinely love my shepherd and when she passes eventually I’m not sure what I’ll do with myself

Best trained girl in the world and always hikes with me and can balance anything on her head

Just a sad thought you know, thanks for reading my blog

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chubby girl arms

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Would've sacked you myself

Easily replaceable and we don't need some nutter's online screeds going viral and effecting our bottom line

done fuck all today
leaving for gymtoil at 16 methinks

To guard arms?

told everyone at work that i'm going to cancun in my fortnight off in an attempt to sound cool (rather than sitting in my flat masturbating)
it will take some maneuvering on my part to maintain the illusion i'm thinking

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not upset just jarringly out of kilter with the majority of people my age. Whenever i go to social gatherings and they're discussing how cool these things are my mind is boggling

>he
Ooo rorkey things he's the big man using the wrong pronoun.

Spilled a cup of piss on the carpet how can i get the smell out

who's mogging who

There's a difference between weather and climate

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She’s been trained to zero an optic and hit targets ~100m out

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get a sunbed or two

Scottish bloke on house of commons right now
Got no clue what hes saying

Better work on that tan, no one's falling for it if you come back pasty white.

i'll get some bottled from boots, shan't be getting a natural tan in this weather

Probably something about haggis

I don't see him as a woman, sorry lads.
Just can't convince me that this lad is of the same sex as my mother, sister, nana and missus

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Yeah probably

You can get a tan in overcast, if you’re pale it’s actually better to do that

t. Florida pro