Have you ever dated an instagram model?

Then get fit, maybe you’ll have a chance fren

Oh yes, all of them.

Someone post pedro's face of disgust

nah I missed my thunder years and am too lazy, also don't really care about pretty women at this point

is this real?

Not exactly dated, but became friends with one a few years ago. Spend quite some time together, drinking, going out, watching movies etc. but did not become a relationship. Some wild, drunk kissing, grinding etc. was the furthest we came.
Was an 9/10, even in real life, tho and was by far the hottest girl to show interest in me ever.

Am the same but i know that i just appeal to certain market. Im dping the same bitches do. Got some good photos of myself on ig, and they drool over it. Getting better pussy cause of a couple of goddamn photos.

Why didn’t you date her then?

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only animals show interests in me
lions, tigers, pumas...

Instagram models makes me automatically think of the Dubai pooping thing.

>Dubai pooping thing.
elaborate

Because I was a fucking pussy back then. At some point she moved away quite a bit and I got a gf - not nearly as hot, but way easier to maintain. (for example going out with a really hot girl totally sucks. You always feel like a lion with his glorious prey, surrounded by fucking hyenas...)

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she looks cuter on the right

>no pathological lordosis
>no pumped up lips

Did they really try to steal your girl openly in front of you?

what is this from? it's hilarious

yes her name is tana mongeau

She was 22, a literal 10/10 that made all the men on the street turn around. She somehow showed interest in me, but nothing came out of it because I'm a poorfag. I can't even imagine her in my shitty rented one-room apartment.

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I've heard about her. Dumb girl.

Not that bad, but literally every fuck was trying to flirt with her, could barely leave her alone just to go and piss in a club because people would flock her to buy her drinks and what not...

Beyond middle school I've only had one girlfriend (my current one) and even though she is really pretty with nice features she is far from an instagram model

euuhhghuhhuhuhuhhhhh look at me im a greek fag

Ni, but I’ve dated an actual 9/10 model.
Hot, but high maintenance. Also men will constantly try to move on her.

This is true.
Anons, you know that thing they say how the most beautiful women are rarely approached? Now that's a complete myth.

Did you at least get drinks out of it as well? I had people buy us drinks just so they could watch me making out with her.

That’s especially true for ugly third worlders. I don’t know what goes on in their heads, really.

i'm fucking one right now.
She likes to play games tho.
Says she hasn't gotten laid in months but i know she has.

Yikes

>Says she hasn't gotten laid in months but i know she has

How long you've been with her? If more than a couple days, I'd be worried

How did you manage to get her?

Yes and fending off all the orbiters she had because she liked flattery too much to tell them to fuck off was tedious work i'd rather not do again. Lived in Paris at the time, and going out with your hot girlfriend in this city is like walking into a dog pound in a meat suit.
She wouldn't call herself an instagram model but was frequently doing photoshoots for her 'artist' girl friends.
Also it sucks when the relationship ends because you secretly resent the next girlfriend you get for not being as slender.

My girlfriend from high school actually was a moderately successful model for a short time and even got on TV and had speaking roles in commercials and as background characters on TV a few times but is terrible with money didn't have her own car at the time and is really bad with getting anywhere on time so was flagged as unreliable and it never really went anywhere. Friend I used to fuck and am still pretty close with was a pretty successful instagram hoe and camgirl for while but got tired of it so now just has a bunch of facebook oribters..

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I've dated a Miss of my little town ~30k people, she was cute little thing.

We were offered money for private sex shows all the time. We were teenagers, it was pretty fucked up.

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>dating
....

how do they do it?

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>We were offered money for private sex shows all the time. We were teenagers, it was pretty fucked up.
I'm this user . Got creepy older rich dudes propose shit to us at parties with the first girl too. I get the impression that it's commonplace.

It’s all angles, photoshop and filters, fren

I'm interested in photography (I don't shoot bitches) and this user is pretty much right It's not that hard to make some average young woman look good. That's why Internet dating is a retard's game, you often see some 7/10 or 8/10 and then some creatura from the Notre Damme appears in person.

So is this what adolescence is reallly like for normies and chads?