/smg/

That is chaos edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
degiro.eu

Instant news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

Attached: 1532289513692.jpg (829x1024, 81K)

Other urls found in this thread:

nbviewer.jupyter.org/urls/alphabench.com/data/python-correlation-matrix.ipynb
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

jizz in my pants

First for BTC dead

Attached: 1534199046041.gif (376x391, 261K)

nTh for

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

if im in the US and have less than $10k so I cant use InteractiveBrokers, where else can I trade on leverage? Ive been using 1broker but your right I dont want to own too much BTC righ t now, but I also need the leverage for my insane gains

repost for this new meme thread

HMNY is going to 15 dollars a share.

Who /market maker/ here?

yeah, after another reverse split perhaps

Buying some HMNY now.

No
ALT

Attached: giphy (19).gif (500x227, 875K)

tastyworks

Just need to do a 300 reverse split. It will be fine. Buy one share now and make 14.95 profit.

what's the best way to short a country?
for instance an EU country.

is it's market cap really 120.44K? I could buy the company...

out long, looking like an inside day today.

We could take over and rebrand them as a sex robot company that markets to incels.

no that is not accurate
it doesnt take into account the millions of shares that management have been diluting with for weeks now

can use that in the US?

I thought it was just options which i dont want to fuck with, all i want is to be able to buy MSFT, NDX, V, etc on 10-20x leverage using fiat

>thinking incels want sex robots
i think the market for sex robots are for people like me, who are bored banging bar skanks and just want to bang something and shove it in a closet until you feel like banging it again. no dinners, no drinks, no small talk

Is it humanly possible for two gay men to simultaneously fuck each other in their collective butts? Some kind of scissoring action.

yea

it's mostly options but you can still trade shares of stock. (its a little hidden too you gotta find the right screen)

you can give yourself that kind of lev w long options if you want senpai

It might be time to buy some Switch.

Attached: switch.png (200x95, 3K)

JUST HIT ME GREEDY LONG SPY TARGET ALREADY YOU STUPID POS ETF REEEEEEEEEE

Attached: Oppb2tM.jpg (800x600, 76K)

>tfw I almost gambled on SWCH and VERI yesterday.
Talk about dodging a bullet.

Attached: 1430273765696.jpg (568x511, 42K)

MEMES

Now you have me wondering too

Attached: 1111111111111.jpg (500x359, 30K)

You are living your life incorrectly.

dollar moving up again
oil moving down
gold giving up again
sell the rally?

>turks going back up
damn roaches, why won't you just die!

short china faggots

two no

three possibly

Attached: chrome_2018-08-14_11-29-32.png (625x714, 1.05M)

i can get behind THAT

yes, me have seen this before

What's an inverse china etf? I'd actually go with that.

what's the best way to short a country?
specifially an EU country.
other than short EUR i mean

serious question: did you have to search for that image or did you already have it on standby for a moment like this?

yinn or yang, i don't even fucking know i went with the fxi puts.

Like the dicks must have to be long and then can be maneuvered and snaked into the correct position. This event must have taken place at least once in the history of human kind.

>yes, me have done this before
That's what you meant to say kneepad.

Just short an ETF. Thete are ETFs for everything. What country btw?

Really? Like in a video no homo?

woah teh_profit me think?
someone already had the juypter notebook already made :O

nbviewer.jupyter.org/urls/alphabench.com/data/python-correlation-matrix.ipynb

that was easy though would have spend whole afternoon scripting this out kek
we heddgies now

Attached: stockcooro.png (1024x720, 156K)

Thanks for the answer.
i want to short Italy and Spain specifically, the Turkish shit is like the killing blow for both imo.
Any suggestion where to find/research such ETFs?

gamble on WMT instead

you know you want to

I just made a dollar off HMNY, time to dab bitches.

Man it's fucking tempting to short a china etf but I don't like to gamble on options.

>i want to short Italy and Spain
Did you forget Portugal, Ireland, and Greece?

you could read the filename, newfag

Stop trying to make me picture it in my mind. It's gay.

Attached: 1425830265235.gif (240x228, 904K)

buy YANG then, because triple leveraged inverse ETFs are totally not gambling the way options are

Yeah they could convince each other that buying HMNY is a good idea

nope yelling at the market am top tier market wizard strategy

Attached: discordiansage.gif (400x300, 1.35M)

personally, especially w these country ETFs that trade opposite our hours, i find daily reset 3x ETFs to be WAY riskier, given how gaps up and down can fuck you

Yes but Portugal is making some moves attracting startups and retired boomers, Ireland's low taxation already attracted lot of extra EU companies. Greece is already a dumpster fire tho.
Italy and Spain will get to Greece level in 1 or 2 years max.

Iirc iShares has ETFs for both.

>implying china is going to go up.
Nigga everybody wants to get cashed out in USD and DB stock!

Why do we have two active threads?

Attached: 8d6.jpg (645x729, 41K)

Thanks again fren i'll look into it

anything other than the Bogle three fund portfolio is gambling. embrace it. the only way to beat the market is to accept additional risk

somebody jumped the gun on starting a new one

why is it going down!!!!!!

somebody jumped the shark on starting a new one

reluctant girl you're a liar

because the lurkers are laughing at you

Attached: a cute girl actually a jew wojak hodling bags.png (221x611, 115K)

what's wrong with kneepad
is she really terminally ill? lol

WHAT THE FUNKO

Attached: AAAAAAAAAAAA.png (394x360, 144K)

> 300% up with JD puts

thanks short strangle officer, also fuck you for enabling my degenerate gambling. but no srsly thanks

Attached: 334765868.jpg (432x382, 102K)

>He bought cabbage patch dolls ver.9000
HAHAHAHAHAH

Attached: RS kah bah gee.gif (750x330, 790K)

TSLA bouncing off that support and climbing

I should sell puts

the strangle would've been a loss but easily could be recovered from by adjusting and then loading up another after expiration to piggyback off the floundering volatility.

you're welcome

doesnt change the fact that the chink govt will pump their own market to save face
FXI puts are way superior to YANG imo

lol i think hes saying hes inversing you m8

me not AS terminally ill but its still bad
when first started posting in January was hospitalized / bed ridden and doctors thinking not gonna live very long (thought would be dead by now)

but had good reaction to treatment, surgeries had little complications, some how blood platelet levels are almost back to normal !
me going to hospital later today for minor procedure, just got out of physical therapy

things looking better ^_^ !!!

me cant tell whole truth or would be doxxed instantly >_> sorry

Attached: 01+Rina+encourages+Yuki.jpg (1280x720, 104K)

>blood platelet levels
>platelet
watch the anime Cells at Work!/Hataraku Saibou, or read the manga

he went with a directional trade, while the inverse of a short strangle is a long strangle.

regardless it's a good time to sell volatility since it's rich af

ive been leveraged long WMT for a couple weeks for solid gains, is it time to sell at close to avoid the earnings nonsense that will probably happen?

Attached: platelet.jpg (800x1000, 232K)

double down

ALT

Attached: AjOJzWz.gif (320x240, 1.15M)

I'm literally unironically loling.

thrombocytopenia? my mom had that for a while

me jerk immune system murdered all these cute lolis from body ;_;

Attached: bloodloli.jpg (1280x720, 147K)

a long put is net long vega as well as being directional.
if you recommended a short strangle, he inversed you and won

personally i think it hasnt even begun for china and most other EMs

couldnt they just use a double-ended dilly and accomplish the same thing?

i get that too

Why the climb? Just because of the Q2 report?

I'm not gay but where's the fun and challenge in that. Seriously I'm not a huge raging homo. Just wondering is all.

Just out of curiosity, do you have a cancer themed anime picture in your absurdly unhealthy anime collection?

How do I stop losing all of my money?

Attached: 1441288055878.jpg (543x405, 54K)

Or a cirrhosis/jaundice themed one?

yes, a directional trade ie: he bet on price going down. that's not the inverse of a strangle. he would've bought a strangle instead of a naked put. semantics are important here.

still, regardless, it's a good idea to sell rich premium than buy it. in the long run, it works out better. being results oriented will get your account blown up.

stop being such a nigger

Stop FOMOing if you're going into options.
Look at the people inside a company and not just their financials.

that face when you're watching everybody who thinks the selling is over

Attached: 1284386604614.png (429x410, 47K)

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm in boomer jail so I brown bagged a turkey sandwich today. I'm up by just a little today, LCI is treating me well this past week. I de-leveraged a lot of my portfolio for some value plays that popped up when my cash settled just by chance. It's kinda comfy.

Attached: DSC_0482.jpg (3840x2160, 2.17M)

I love you lunchbro; please stop eating all those carbs. Flavored Siggi's is a waste of good skyr.

no drink? not even a smol cup of water?

That looks like bologna to me.

Anons help please.
How do I draw a support and resistance line on this particular chart there?

I suck at it completely.

Attached: 1141.png (1033x768, 83K)