/brit/

Doubt that mate

You'll never be a woman lad haha unlucky but they have something you'll never possess

Alright lads. Is BJ PM yet?

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Is it gay o clock or something

gays are so used to empty short term pleasures that isolation for four days in the Shetlands will lead you to attempt to kill yourself in a very melodramatic way so that a play can be written about it

i'm non-binary

Where’s tismo and mboko? Two bas*d as fuck posters

me? binary
got two massive nuts

shut the fuck up

trip on 190

The worst part about this statement is how true it is

No pal you're a man you've just put makeup on lmfao

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had a dream when I was younger where I bought a plastic fanny covering and put it on and I was running around naked with my wee fanny out

in a way contrapoints is like the modern court jester, intellectual yet comedic, presenting some good points whilst also appearing like a clown, a 21st century wise fool in a clown world

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if that was true then why would i have deliberately planned such a trip instead of just staying at home and going to all the pride parties

im an introspective kind of person at heart, really

You're a faggot Harry!

youtu.be/P6AaSMfXHbA
looks quite gud

mental how, despite being way more actively discriminated against than women, gays still managed to be some of the worlds most important figures
>King Frederick The Great
>John Maynard Keynes
>Alan Turing
>TE Lawrence
>Oscar Wilde
>King James VI (and I)
>etc
are women even trying?

190 cant even get a reply in the love island general

Going to try not to drink tonight. Wish me luck.

Yes so intellectual and wise watch me cut my penis off and pretend I'm a woman for YouTube videos pphhftttt-ahahahaha

i'm a transwoman

masturbated five times yesterday
that can't be good can it?

often dream about hiding in cupboards from a bipedal lion in my mum's old kitchen and it always finds me and i wake up

must have had that dream 10 or 20 times since i was a child

this is /brit/ not /bent/

excellent post

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1. Sir Winston Churchill
2. Isambard Kingdom Brunel
3. Diana, Princess of Wales
4. Charles Darwin
5. William Shakespeare
6. Sir Isaac Newton
7. Elizabeth I
8. John Lennon
9. Horatio Nelson, 1st Viscount Nelson
10. Oliver Cromwell
11. Sir Ernest Shackleton
12. Captain James Cook
13. Robert Baden-Powell
14. Alfred the Great
15. Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington
16. Margaret Thatcher
17. Michael Crawford
18. Queen Victoria
19. Sir Paul McCartney
20. Alan Turing

most trannies don't get srs

I'm actually going to drink tonight, have had maybe 3 beers so far this year

*"Shetland" or the "Shetland Islands"
They get really pissed off if you call them "the Shetlands"

mental how, despite being way more actively discriminated against than women, british gays still managed to be some of britains most important figures
>
>John Maynard Keynes
>Alan Turing
>TE Lawrence
>Oscar Wilde
>King James VI (and I)
>etc
are british women even trying?

that's real
you were abducted by the aliens called Lionoids as a child

bet you get angry when people call the union flag the union jack or use Britain interchangeably with UK as well

*nasally virgin freak voice*
>"Shetland" or the "Shetland Islands"
>They get really pissed off if you call them "the Shetlands"

>Some aristocratic whore is the 3rd greatest Briton
People are fucking idiots

Do you think someone like Turing would have been even given a chance if he was open about his homosexuality earlier in his career?

It's easy to hide being gay, you can't hide being a woman.

>John Maynard Keynes
He was just a filthy degenerate who enjoyed sex too much

probably not far from the truth, although i doubt it was aliens
more likely to be the local nonce

Its impossible to know if a lot of people in the past were actually gay. Enemies would often spread rumours of such or write about it after their death so you can’t really know what’s true and what’s lies or conjecture. Especially now that they latch onto every little hint to call them gay

st pauls and the immediate area around it a utterly, disgustingly peng

>It's easy to hide being gay, you can't hide being a woman.

woah...

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Remember this poll was done around 2000. It was in the wake of the mawkish over reaction to her death.

No way would she be that high now.

Nah don't really care but Shetlanders get really fucked off with it and if you use the term "Shetlands" in front of them you'll get a lecture.
Suppose you'd get annoyed if someone pronounced Lewisham as "Lewis-ham", Mgobo

The Sketlands

mental how gays make up the majority of convicted pedophiles

do they have a greggs in shetland?

Shitland hahahah

smash or pass lads?

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Was the vote on the 20 greatest Britons or 20 greatest English people? Just realised every single one of them is English and would have thought Scotland and Ireland would have produced at least one of the 20 greatest Britons (James Watt or Adam Smith etc.)

Fpbp

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What does this have to do with British culture?

100 Greatest Britons. It was a BBC thing.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_Greatest_Britons

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Fuck off ya jock

glasses too big 0/10 would not fuck

>3: Diana

Literally did nothing

This person is not left wing, they are a fascist. Left wingers do not support pornography, its misogynistic and women don't exist as dancing monkeys to pacify incels.

>Anti-gay activists who make that claim allege that all men who molest male children should be seen as homosexual. But research by A. Nicholas Groth, a pioneer in the field of sexual abuse of children, shows that is not so. Groth found that there are two types of child molesters: fixated and regressive. The fixated child molester — the stereotypical pedophile — cannot be considered homosexual or heterosexual because "he often finds adults of either sex repulsive" and often molests children of both sexes. Regressive child molesters are generally attracted to other adults, but may "regress" to focusing on children when confronted with stressful situations. Groth found, as Herek notes, that the majority of regressed offenders were heterosexual in their adult relationships.

A nonce is a nonce and neither straight or a bender

build up the stamina for multiple ting

fuck off swerf

i thought porn was liberating and empowering

>guy fawkes at 30
prods btfo

Get rid of the fat belly and ye sure

think ill play a france eu4 campaign

test

Very unsettling to see implicit ruling ideology put in explicit terms shamelessly

Amer the pedo reads posts like this and takes it as encouragement instead of slagging

I'm not a SWERF, I'm anti-pornography and prostitution. Different things.

That's what capitalist feminists say, not real marxists.

lad at school got excluded for calling a black african girl a paki

n*gga

like big boys, itty bitty boys
Mississippi boys, inner city boys
I like the pretty boys with the bow tie
Get your nails did, let it blow dry
I like a big beard, I like a clean face
I don't discriminate, come and get a taste
From the playboys to the gay boys
Go and slay, boys, you my fave boys

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smash in the face with a brick fuck off you nonce

a lot of albanians getting famous lately

rita ora
bebe rexha
ava max

etc

brexit

toil is FINISHED

Not the foggiest who any of these are.

For using the wrong slur?

never heard of them

say what you will about moni, but she definitely looks more like a woman than she did a year ago

im not slagging though shes genuinely fit as fuck

well you're not in britain

This is the post

True. But like I said earlier; it was in the wake of her death and she was being treated like some grand person. If she made the top 50 now I would be surprised.
Would be surprised if Churchill made the top too.

polarization

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>sex negativity
yikes