/med/ Mediterranean

>Those gay beers

Lmao

>qt hr worker offers me a job and make a speech about how great their company is
>just want to fug her

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>"Why are you looking at me like that user."

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We say it like the Turks.
B'ġebla waħda tolqot żewġ għasafar.

Just applied for wagecuckbux

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>2019
>not applying for a neetcard

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After a month of waiting, I decided to contact the training thing to see if they got my letter. They did, and they'll contact me when they have processed it. I'm a bit at rest rn.

Neetbux is shit (still better than many cunts) but I'm already bored so I can't imagine what I would do all day if I were one

Good to push it desu
Already ONE month ? wew

Yep, one month this day. As least now I know they recieved the letter.

>smells like a hobo
yeah sure

>tfw been a neet all my life without receiving any penny
it's not fair bros

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just claim you're a refugee

>Your profile is interesting, Mr Janny, but why is there a hole of 7 years on your resume ?
Oh I was working.
>What kind of job ?
I was monitoring a discussion forum
>Interesting, did you make sure the rules were respected, had a team to manage and removed bad posters ?
Oh no, I could not ban, I just told to the mods who behaved badly, I also removed the posts which contained big tits.
>Hmm.. I see. And how much were you paid for that "job" ?
It was volunteer work, I wasn't paid.
>We're done here, we'll call you back.

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This is what I see when I get sleep paralysis.

I'd kick him out the minute he says he deletes titty pics.

med tiddies

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That button is under pressure.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't date blacks

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>beer
disgusting beverage for plebs

i hate beer

>chug vodka
>vomit all over self
>get into fight
>wake up hours later in pool of own piss
>see guy drinking beer with his meal
>"fucking savage"
slavs everyone...

They're ugly.

>Mediterranean
>everyone speaks a Germanic language

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I got almost sexually harassed by a 17/16 year old at the supermarket. She stuck next to me at the line, occasionally putting her hand in my ass and kept smiling at me and followed to the bus stop.
I'm like 10 years old than her. The fuck are the kids smoking these days.

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Beastiality is illegal in most countries.

>le south slavs drink vodka XDDDDD
get educated ignorant b*er soyboy

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Hey ya'll! I'm lookin for that meme you /med/ fellows liked to post so much back in the day. It's a suave shirtless spainiard with slick back hair, holding a rose. I think it was some sort of bVll meme or somethin. Thanks guys

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english is just a rape-baby of french

chillax, we south slavs are wine drinkers, vodka is for mongoloid russians and we use rakija for wounds and stomach pain

And you did not fuck the shit out of her because ?

english is as much germanic as sweden is not cucked

cala a boca animal

>implying that's a bad thing

it's just a meme, chill the fuck out retard

>>chug vodka
>>vomit
literally the easiest spirit to drink without throwing up or getting hangover

Right.. a 28 year old man fucking a high school girl.

Same, dad told me me that i probably didn't smoke any weed in days.
He wasn't wrong.

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get fucked moor i chill whenever the fuck i want

ur not /med/, gtfo

Well, that and they all run away as soon as the woman gets preggers

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15/18 of the words in your posts are of Germanic origin

>17/16
Well, she's legal in most of Europe.

make me faggot

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If she's legal, I would.
(If she's in my ridiculously high standard)

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Jekk din il-bla sensata tgħinek tħossok aħjar wara li xi "Żvediż ġdid" ikun fetaħlek sormok qishu l-Port il-Kbir, mela għax jien bniedem ta' qalb tajba, inħallik tidħaq biex tikkonsla.
She might end up dead later too. It happened.

My sisters half greek so i feel like mednigger.

I mean she was pretty hot but still. Felt weird. Only smiled back and made my way out of there.

9/10 of swedes will be of non-Germanic origin

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мaнгaл

Hey what's wrong?

>frozen chips

c'mon

Truth is, I would have dropped spaghetti and saw it as a joke or just teasing

post sister

Germanic is not a germanic word

Oh dear Sun, please burn the snowniggers.

I'm 10 years older? She is in high school?

I didn't but what does it matter anyways

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"Germani" was the Romans' name for a tribe living around the Alps. Nobody really knows if it was made up by the Romans or burrowed from the Germani's language.

our president is fucking his former teacher, who give a shit if you fuck a hs qt

Please remember that cumskin Southern Euros like me exist, and we're a lot of the pop.

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if berlusconi did it at 70, why cant you?

Take your cuck fantasies somewhere else
It might be, if it comes from Proto-Germanic *gaizamanniskaz.
But that's considered unlikely these days, so 14/18 then.

>if berlusconi did it at 70
he is chad

Fucking a high school girl at age 28 seems weird. My dick was almost diamonds though, that was the case.

Okey

Yeah, but if it's just fucking...
gfing her would be awkward indeed

>My dick was almost diamonds
follow your animal instinct

If she's legal and willing, I don't see the problem.

Fuck germans

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>t. Swamp German

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Made me chuckle.

Karl the great came from Germany and he founded the longest-lasting German state.

Non sevn albainian turk

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Chadlemagne

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brainlet_wojak.jpg

>having to leave your shithole of a homeland to live as a 2nd-class citizen on the other side of the continent

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remarkable

>tutti i barbari in questo thread

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stop replying to non/med/ posters

Why yes, I'd love to be your girlfriend user.
*cooks with butter*

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Now is the season for this

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That's a sacrifice one should be willing to make.

If you don't live on an island, you are not human

Me too

>Eurasiafrica
>not an island

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>eww butter disgusting feed me canola and sunflower oil #meatismurder

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that's a very spanish image
why do spaniards even drink beer?

>Jekk din il-bla sensata tgħinek tħossok aħjar wara li xi "Żvediż ġdid" ikun fetaħlek sormok qishu l-Port il-Kbir, mela għax jien bniedem ta' qalb tajba, inħallik tidħaq biex tikkonsla
gesundheit

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