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the /brit/ clubhouse

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caraa

r u the original cara or an impostor

does the pope shit in the woods?

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poo

You say Justin Bieber, I say Poo Nigger
You say Taylor Swift, I say Poo Nigger
You say Lady Gaga, I say Poo Nigger
You say Hannah Montana, I say Poo Nigger
You say Owl City, I say Poo Nigger
You say Jonas Brothers, I say Poo Nigger

95% of teens these days listen to the same crappy pop over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still listens to Poo Nigger, thumb this up, then copy & paste it to at least 5 videos. don't let Poo Nigger die

>You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub

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do i cum in your maw?

I stand with Japan.

>YOU HAVE A NEW MATCH!

sucking a golf ball

hahahahahaha

piss

no you don't

Only gone and had a panic attack at work didn’t I lads

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Whats turts insta might give him a follow

how do i ask out the cute girl at asda lads

im just a faggy little brit boy

pet nigger could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

yea you're right

weeb FREAK

@gimprentboy

Fiddy is massively based

blog on

Where would you go?

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@ponyboy

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sucking a lightbulb

ask to see her baps

show her your ford focus and ask if she wants to go to nandos

you have them a lot? i got them from drug withdrawals. you have my sympathy

hilarious how he didn't know it was gay slang before he got it tatted

Actually no they’re pretty rare for me. I have anxiety though and don’t handle super stressful situations well

Jinan

jog on = keep on jogging
blog on = keep on blogging

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what happens in xinjang uygur?

Why do British men have tight foreskins?

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shant

Taiwan but the whole region is probably so fucking packed full of people that I would want to leave ASAP

done Beijing and saw the great wall. guess i'd go Hong Kong or mongolia and switch it up

literally just leave lmao
I have bad anxiety that I'm on ssris for and before I was medicated I would just walk out of class or work if I couldn't take it

I said turts not yours

*relights your fire*

lord of the rings fellowship of the ding

well try not to let it knock you down for too long. i suppose you already exercise and mediate and all that to manage it?

Yeah I’ve handed in my notice but still got a couple of weeks left, just can’t take it

dont care if this is an imposter because it's been so long im pretendin you're the real caralad

>got warned by a janny for saying "niggers" in a different thread
lol

Lord of the dingus
The 2 dildos

I just want to sniff her asshole and fuck all of her holes.

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new match is 176cm. does she mog you?

how do I know if I'm related to Genghis Khan?

spend a lot of time thinking about mens foreskins do you?

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I want to lance her hemorrhoids for her

Take the piss

Need to get on meditation, try to exercise when I can, thanks for the sympathy lad x

how are the ssri's for you? i have only heard bad things

you absolutely sure you cannot take it? anxiety will never go away if you run from it. i know that can seem impossible though

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poo n word

yeah by 3cm

Water... explain it

phwoof, new zelda game in the works lads

does that turn you on

me on the right

get him janny

whats that in non-spastic?

jog on = jog elsewhere
blog on = blog elsewhere

truly unprecedented

people on twitter are pretending to be shocked that the womens world cup games havnt sold out

I'm literally 23cm taller than her.

why do Americans cut the end of their willies off

5'9

you could say that crisps and slags are my forte

it's all just a bunch of matter

medication has a good chance of making you worse overall. as horrible as it feels you really have to face up to this as much as you can. Exercise until you can barely stand. run until you feel faint and practise mediation and mindfulness. doesn't matter about incense and chi and shit just sit down and take control of your thoughts with deliberation. hope you don't do any drugs my man cos that will not help at all. weed is one of the worst

favourite crisps?

big brain

Justa bloggin as i joggin

jews told them to

lol why even bother asking. what kind of man isnt taller than that

rate my suit ta x

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Pretty much every picture of taken of a 10/10 instagram thot, she had a poo in her when it was taken.

I've been on lexapro for 5 years now. the biggest difference is that I'm a lot less irritable and sensitive to sound, which was a big problem. If someone next to me was sniffling or eating too loud or something I would want to either run away or smash their heads in, so relieving that feeling was a lifesaver in school and work where I'm surrounded by noisy people
Also I can go longer without cumming yet my sex drive wasn't affected

too tall, might as well be in a circus for freaks

for me, personally, it has to be mccoys flame grilled steak
goes down perfectly with an ice cold pint of stella

twiglets

freak

yeah but the birds love it

too cheap, will be shite

awful tie
get a gimmicky one, shows class but also a goofy and quirky side aha

Bullies at it again

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is there a single person who gives a shit about the womens World Cup?

*towers above her at 185cm*
Heh, hey lil girl

>buying suits online
lad

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>30" waist size

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it's the virgin incel freaks over at britfeel that are behind all these deliveries

didnt say anything the first time you posted this but dont think its a great idea to buy a suit online

respectable