The microwaved eggs I put in my sandwich just exploded as I bit into it
now my upper lip is completely numb and I have scattered bits of egg everywhere on my desk
The microwaved eggs I put in my sandwich just exploded as I bit into it
Michael Foster
Landon Bennett
Wow americans really do that
Luis Clark
Pics? Are you gonna sue the egg company?
Austin Barnes
>microwaved eggs
??
Andrew Watson
Why do Americans microwave their eggs?
Jose White
I use something like this
Carson Brooks
It's really fast, don't have to put on a stove or clean any pan after
literally like 1 minute for 2 eggs in the microwave
Leo Ross
my friend put eggs in a bowl of rice once he was trying to heat up. he was super tired and didnt want to cook and didnt care that it was going to be gross lol. he grabbed the bowl out of the microwave and the yolks exploded and gave him burns on his face.
Caleb Ramirez
My mom said to NEVER microwave eggs
William Martinez
>microwaved eggs
Ian Thompson
wtf
Jaxson Hill
This is a serious question:
Why do you Americans LOVE to microwave everything? Don't you guys stoves or regular ovens in your homes?
Liam Gutierrez
have any*
Jackson Lopez
I think that guy just followed his passion for scientific discovery and it bit him back on the ass
I doubt turkey has the freedom to microwave your own microwave, he died a patriot
Jonathan Murphy
>microwaved eggs
Jaxon Lewis
they're fine if pre pop them before you eat them
i just forgot
Eli Wilson
>Americans microwave their eggs
Wyatt Green
>they're fine
except for the taste?
Isaac Allen
Дy Aмepикaнз Pиaлли Дo Зиc?
Juan Miller
>microwaved eggs
do americans really do this?
Samuel Hughes
based
Dylan Lee
you literally finish eggs in like 3 bites why would you care about taste
Nicholas Campbell
the only reason i eat eggs is for the taste
Andrew Myers
yes but its so fast i microwave all my leftovers
Aiden Richardson
this has to be a troll
Oliver Sanchez
You should sue the hen who laid that explosive egg
Bentley Taylor
Aaron Parker
Nah I sometimes post bait but this one is genuine
my upper lip and the roof of my mouth are still somewhat numb
Thomas Sanders
La creatura immonda...
Ryder Gomez
Do americans really?
Landon Powell
eggs are healthy for you, why would you eat them for the taste?
Ryan Murphy
for menial tasks such as boiling water or re-heating leftovers, microwave ovens are quicker and more energy efficient than stoves and regual ovens
Anthony Wood
I use this, perfect boiled eggs every time.
Julian Jones
>boiling water
it takes what 2 minutes? Also microwave its shit for re-heating certain things. Pans are always better imo
Mason Turner
This.
I never had a microwave and don't plan on buying one.
Zachary Price
Ryan Walker
that happened to me once and i was traumatized for weeks
Landon Ortiz
Of course not, I bake my eggs in the oven like everyone else.
Owen Foster
You deserve it for using some shortcut gay shit from walmart. Learn to actually cook eggs you poop faced fuck