The microwaved eggs I put in my sandwich just exploded as I bit into it

The microwaved eggs I put in my sandwich just exploded as I bit into it
now my upper lip is completely numb and I have scattered bits of egg everywhere on my desk

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Wow americans really do that

Pics? Are you gonna sue the egg company?

>microwaved eggs
??

Why do Americans microwave their eggs?

I use something like this

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It's really fast, don't have to put on a stove or clean any pan after
literally like 1 minute for 2 eggs in the microwave

my friend put eggs in a bowl of rice once he was trying to heat up. he was super tired and didnt want to cook and didnt care that it was going to be gross lol. he grabbed the bowl out of the microwave and the yolks exploded and gave him burns on his face.

My mom said to NEVER microwave eggs

>microwaved eggs

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