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Eternal Bull Edition

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>ever betting on anyone but the USA
Also, when will oil PAUMP? I bought calls at 90 percent off yesterday and I'm waiting for them to go back to 40 dollars instead of 7.

too early

delete this

sage

RELUCTANT KNEEPAD GIRL IS A LIAR

A FUCKING LIAR DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM

How can I invest in olive oil futures?

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DRYS

Italian ETFs?

When does CEI moon then ?

soon

I bought BABA just now with 15% of my portfolio. Did I goof?

nope china's about to fucking collapse into totally anarchy. you done fucked up taking the wrong side of the trade war.

When will happen the next recession?

5/10

needs more memes

Not sure how you came to that conclusion.

KROGER MOONING

>tfw bought high and sold low

I see the US collapsing first more then China. The US fertility rate keeps falling and feminism is out of control in the US. single mothers and women are voting themselves all of the wealth in the US.

Dang should’ve bought it this morning

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fuck lads

get in KR quick if you havent yet bros

AMD reversing

buump where is everyone slow af today bros

This thread is for discussing how purchasing db today is like buying the dow industrial for 1920's proies.

finna buy AMD Oct 19 puts @ 10 for .02

screencap this post

GOOD LUCK

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>filename

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stay mad

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do you mean 1893 because germany cant let db fail?

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db is going to cure cancer before q3 earnings

wow this is one of the most retarded posts I've ever seen on this thread
please post your portfolio and 1 year returns so I can laugh

What should I buy tomorrow Jow Forums?

MDLY

Should I synthetic long JD?

Kroger

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Me no buying Jow Forums calls every again
Ever if they are from magic call froggie

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TSLA
Anything below $420 is free money
Thank me later

TSLA never breaking 380

where is big bag fag when you need him

when will Jim Cramer pump MY stocks ;~;

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Dubs confirm this is good advice

>he fell for the bear meme

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you want a way better gamble m8?
buy 14 strike SLV puts for end of august
deltas are 2:1 the premium

and metals are FUCKED save yourself the grey hairs

Pump it
Green day

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hey, just one more 4chang has to be right evetually ;)

Help me out, am I doing this right?

Greek ETF ?

are you trying to hold entirely meme stocks

First for SPY PUMP TO 284.7 ALREADY REEEEE

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Not enough T.

I like the Newell

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This but unironically

No, short is the way child.

wait 15 minutes

I think you'll change your mind by tonight and be a bear again

>confirmed low T

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People should be loading at these levels.

Did one for the lols as it's cheap as fuck. We will see how this turns out.

280 here we come.

who /yeast beast / here

well we either get BTFO, or SLV continues the way its heading
i liked the odds and the payout though

Ancient wisdom dictates you load up on silver puts on August 31st!

Kek yes name change bias alot, was bill this morning but still shorted, am still bull but starting to fade bear

Me already shorted today >_>

You better be bilderbuger hedge @_@

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Eh my china put for Friday is the one I'm going to regret I have a feeling. Math wise I should be fine but things don't seem right.

silvers daily chart today is the epitome of a deadcat bounce

i stayed out of that one
i know chinese govt will pump it just to save face

I got a SLV put, I haven't gambled in a couple weeks and this one seems fun!

That's basically my fear. But at the price and profit I felt like it was a fair risk. If it was any other country I wouldn't even wuestion it. But china is nothing but fraud.

SOUR HOUR STARTS NOW

FUCKING SKG POST YOUR FEET RIGHT NAO!

she had her feet and legs removed

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should be
i cant help myself when i see greeks that are THAT outta whack
the IV is way too low considering
people think its gonna bounce and have been buying calls all day so i looked at the opposition

Cute!

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soon

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all gold and silver miner etfs look LIMP

pumped almost all my money into micron

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Bif ig true

Also DOnald please tweet and pump GE the last great american company

I like that picture
fuckin' saved

my nigga

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GLOB DAMNIT WHY DID ME GREEDU NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

How do me make sexy feet pic? What am good foot pose ×.×?

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cuz metals a ded m8
took muh gold puts wins and put em in SLV puts for the better greeks

Him? It's a psy-op AI. It doesn't understand gender.

Yay!

I'm looking at much charts and this seems solid. Kind of makes me sad for the physical silver I got as gifts from my dad's prepper friends that I keep in my closet.

Are we making a Tarantino movie now?

Guess the gap fill is postponed for tommrow

yeah the move below 14 is well within 1 sigma, and we got like 2 and a half weeks. theta is half a penny and like i said, retail is LONG rn
meanwhile large specs are SOOOO close to being net short

dont

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .18% after saying fuck it and cutting my losses on RUN. Swapped it out for some Kroger this morning!

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Up 1% but down 2$ on my yinn put, which I take as a bad sign.

JUST'ed hard by tsla calls/puts
i don't know why i'm still holding these

Up like 1.2% after scalping AMRS a couple of times.
Euro smallcap ETF and DEGN dragging me down again.

+0.16%

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Me getting peddy soon #^_^# maybe will show off feet

DRUS is the thing dragging me down, but i have literally no fear
bought more on the short attack at close

but you dont have any feet

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Please show your feet. I need it.

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No, be virtuous don't be a fucking foot whore!

Shut up comfy! This is bigger than you, this is bigger than all of us.