>tried to take Kiev, failed, had to wait for the Liths to do it for them >tried to cuck the Teutonic Order, instead got cucked by its ofshoot, Prussia >took Moscow but were chased out because they had only false Dmitries and Russia had all the real ones >won a war for Austria, got cucked by Austria anyway >cucked by Saxony (lolwho) got gangbanged by Russia anyway >DESTROYED by the Swedes and random Ukrainian peasants >had a bunch of nobles, they all turned out to be Lithuanian russophiles >had a bunch of composers, they all ran away to France >had a bunch of officers, they all ran away to America >had a chemist but she killed herself with radiation >invented an alphabet but it has been the laughing stock of the west for 500 years now >had a country but it became a backwater Russian province >tried to pass themselves off as Europe's bulwark against communism but then became card-carrying commies for 50 whole years >had a pope who thought he was great but whose work has been disregarded by all subsequent popes >charged into German tanks on steppe ponies >trying to be all Catholic now even though they'll always be commies
>still have barely any highways, ride around on horse and cart in the 21st century
Poland, you're killing me, I'm gasping for air here
Blake Young
We have superior economy than your fucking shithole.
Austin Walker
>austria built his entire country over a thousand year period lmaoing at you
Easton Robinson
Slovenia is the best country in the world you mong
Asher Thomas
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>Austria, Hungary, Venice and Turkey all invested in his country >it's still a barbarian shithole that would fall apart into warring churka tribes if not for the old Italian cities on their coast
Seriously. The only reason Slovenia is ahead is because it's been an Austrian province since forever. You're not superior, your tribe simply had good rulers/overlords and now you're left with an entire Austrian province all to yourself. All you have to do is maintain it. Also a good location, no major conflicts and luck.
Even Bosniggers would flourish if they were suddenly relocated to an Austrian or German province and called it "Bosnia."
I'm not saying you're bad people, but the superiority complex is incredibly widespread among Slovenes.
Juan Collins
Is that a stereotypical Pole? My head is even broader than his! Am I an honorary Pole for having a 19 cm+ broad head.
Camden Jackson
AND A I D S?
Jacob Green
I'd greentext something back at you, but I genuinely wouldn't know what.
Benjamin Harris
posting in a slav thread
Levi Parker
I’ll take one street meat Janos, that’s all you people are good for over here
>"""Save""" """"""""""""""""Europe"""""""""""""""""""""" by blindsiding the Turks at Vienna >Same Europeans that they save dismantle them a generation later
*smacks lips profusely* SO HOL UP HOL UP *pretends to be a country* SO U BE SAYIN *attacks all of its neighbours in the 1920's* SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN *causes serious diplomatic incident in free city of Danzig* AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN *genocides tens of thousands of innocent germans in Versailles corridor* U BE SAYIN *massacres ukrainians* HOL UP HOL UP *tries to expand to the black sea* AYYYOO U BE SAYIN *gets an oil portrait in early 1939 done of himself marching on Berlin* SO U BE SAYIN *drinks potato vodka* HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN *provokes the German Reich tirelessly thinking Britain and France will save its ass when it inevitably goes south* U BE SAYIN *blames germans and russians for polish atrocities* WE SUM FINNA *harbours the majority of the jewish european ashkenazic population since the early middle ages* FINNA WE GON BE *pretends to have a culture* AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE *claims Hamburg is part of ancient western poland* SO WE GON BE *forcibly polonizes national minorities* SO U SAYIN WE GON BE *expands like a cancer towards western Germania* SUM FINNA *invents post-war germanophobic atrocity propaganda tales* WE GON BE SUM FINNA *LARPs about an irrelevant temporary treaty with lithuania* CHRISSSSSSSSSSSST OF EUROOOOOPEEE *evolves from eurasian swampland primate*
Christian Young
Germany should take back their rightful Prussian lands from Poland
>forcibly polonizes Also the massacres of germans were propaganda except for a few incidents on both sides of the border right before ww2 when sabotage raids were conducted and before both sides deported their minorities from right across the border respectivly in an attempt to curb this shit from occuring since both sides would attack their minorities after some shit went down
Lincoln Perry
They are indeed. I'm Italian and my family hates Slovenians.
My grandad always said, only thing Slovenia is good for is their sexy whores who suck and fuck you for a cigarette.
Charles Howard
>be yuropoor >never have sun >never skip work >no bundas >no natural resources - especially niobium >produce all tech, cause nerds and no gfs >we buy tech, install tinder and reproduce exponentially >while yuroincel jerks off and is sad forever >we go to europe, yurowomen fall in our laps >we cuck yuronerds >yurocucks waste their lifes to make our lifes better >feels good >yuroshit feels bad YUROPOORS BTFO eternally KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK
