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Pete Buttigieg with his father, Joseph Buttigieg edition

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For me it's anime

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>be a homo
>have BUTT in your name
yikes

Ugly

parents are talking to me a career counselor/life coach tomorrow because i stabbed my arm with a swiss army knife haha

fourth for huge mechanical dicks

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Boo Hoo
The weak should fear the strong

Good call. That doesn’t sound very good for your career!

i wasn't complaining, just stating the facts sir

absolutely putrid farts whenever i eat eggs and spinach

In my normal days I only see like 4 or 5 wypypo

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which one of you was it

What was it? It got deleted

/cum/baby

thoughts?

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Based

i blew a little air out of my nose

I know british food is bad, but I don't think this is how to fix it, bongs

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bowl cuts are based (and chad)
youtube.com/watch?v=A-AF_kiAvkE

want to drink tonight but i know i shouldn't, so i guess i won't
wish i could drink responsibly

Be responsible

had a poo

same
i'm going to drink tho so fuck it

i can never stop drinking at a reasonable hour/limit and end up being hung over and late for work

me three, i got two four packs of cider

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Well live it up then

im becoming more sjw every day, i didnt even think i could become more sjw

woah there heavy weight

it's all i can afford. i'm not drinking dubra again

is that enough to get drunk?

Cute hapa girl and I are going out on Friday

heck off chad

on gabapentin it is.

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Guys is it okay if I wear a shirt to the beach

hmm? i'm not abusing the meds, I have to take them and I want to drink. it's not my fault it lessens the amount of alcohol I need to get drunk.

ya

Konami announced a fucking small console, my hopes and dreams, shattered. This is the first time I contemplated suicide.

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North York, my home.

why are you on gabapentin

gabapentin doesnt do anything for me

amazonians are being genocided by brazilian ranchers

up your dose of clonazepam ale-kun

Whats the name of that american dj that does anime infused beats that are kinda nightcore but its still pretty good. He has a song with neko in the name or something

i dont have clonazepam anymore

I think he had gore in his name

nerve pain
depends on dosage and your biochemistry, depending on your genes you can naturally more resistant to certain drugs

>be me
>eat 3-5 eggs per day for like a year
>mum gives me shit about it
>"THEY'RE HIGH IN CHOLESTEROL"
>have to get a blood test for physical
>results come in
>doc says everything is good
>specifically complements me on my "perfect" cholesterol levels
gonna dab on my mum with this later, he chuckled when i told him she was giving me shit about eggs

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what are you on now

Asian gf coming to fuck tomorrow. Haven’t jacked off in 3 days to prepare a huge load for her

i thought i already told you
alprazolam

I’m peeing

Imagine being older than 18 and still living with your parents.

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imagine not being able to see your parents.

i think you did and i just don't remember
>xanax
wew lad, enjoy withdrawals

>What's s video call?

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It’s pronounced “Booty Judge” you BIGOT

That doesn't count

thank you, I'll say goodbye soon.
though its the end of the world,
don't blame yourself now.
youtube.com/watch?v=W2TE0DjdNqI

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what if my vagina sucks

camila is on /lat/

For me it's mass rdming darkrp servers in GMOD

i barely finished high school

better learn to enjoy anal

Actually, it's pronounced "Boot Edge Edge."

Ok ok

I don't even have the "preparatoria", the basic studies.

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things'll go alright.

>tranny hacked up """vagina"""
>what if

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>tfw turning 28 in 14 days and still living at home.
God I want to die.

>Butt Edge Edge

wtf i thought you were nice to me now????

be nice.

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Stop encouraging mental illness.

neo vagines are pretty high maintenance and you'll never be able to use them afaik

how can one person be so fucking adorable and attractive twitch.tv/toastie202

why do you want me to tell you to stop posting here?

>Qt Latina with an Apu in her tinder profile
Be still my heart

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im not going to sugarcoat the physical process of gender reassignment ale, it's horrible and will not make you happy

just realistic :I

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gib

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imagine how hard they got bullied as kids

there's a femfag at work and he's kinda qt, I might want to put it in his ass no homo

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and they say hapas are uggo

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>cut opebn penis
>remove the insides
>drill into the pelvis
>remove insides
>invert penis skin and stuff inside pelvis cavity
>stitch it together
>additional stitches to stop it falling out
>stuff a plastic dildo in this gaping wound for the rest of your life to stop it from healing
yikes

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Latinas aren’t hapas unless you (correctly) consider Indios to be mongoloids

incorrectly actually. Natives are only related to a small amount of Northwestern Siberians, as well as ancient Northern Europeans, they're not related at all to East Asians.

name one(1) thing wrong with this

that face structure says 1/4 or 1/2 white, but even if i'm way off I would still cum inside without condom

Dude there are many ways it can go (very nastily) wrong

i'll name two (2):
it is yikes AND cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=ov_GHKR7zas
holy shit this made me laugh so hard

thanks, cumming rn

Did you see the point?
(sorry)

>tfw your computer dies

Drink strongly flavored tea instead

Eggs were exonerated of that accusation a few years ago. Boomers were raised with the idea that eggs were bad for your cholesterol so they repeat it

k.

Dysphoria is the illness. The treatment recommended by doctors all over the world is transitioning.