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/cum/ + friends
Juan Parker
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Kayden Stewart
Joshua Sullivan
wait a minute, it was still the 11th where you live so it technically wasn't my birthday.
Justin Cook
Anyone who replies to this thread is a coward, including me
Leo Foster
My BMI is 22.4
Nolan Brooks
Who keeps making new threads 20 posts early? Suck my COCK
Caleb Adams
Sorry kid
Gabriel Martin
tfw no gf(male)
David Brown
>tfw no AI gf
Nolan Martin
tfw no bf(female)
Gavin Myers
>do good at job menial labor job
>get employee of the month
>get offered a higher paying position, forklift driver
>decline
>talked in to it over the weeks
>training begins
>hate it
>2 and a half months pass
>despise it
>officially get certified
>get sent to a different work shift
>hate it even more
>somehow make one big mistake every single day without anyone noticing
>wanna tell them i dont want to drive forklift anymore, risk is too high for the reward
>cant bring myself to tell them because """" employee of the month"""", all the time they've invested in me, and all the "you're doing great, user"
>In addition to that I always get the "this guy is so great! always smiling, yet mysterious and quiet"
Kevin Powell
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gonna keep raking at my guilt?
Nicholas Perry
It looks like a penis, this machine
Brandon Bennett
tfw no male gf for my female bf tfw
Justin Parker
so aliceposter are you an innie or an outtie?
Nicholas Bell
outtie
Oliver Sanders
Joseph Howard
suicide is the only option
Christopher Rogers
I'm racist
Logan Lopez
wrong, you could mainline heroin until you run out of money
Chase Foster
I've read much worse on here. Stop being so soft
Julian King
dont care
Jordan Bennett
do you guys ever get attached to characters in your dreams?
I have a dream daughter who keeps showing up in and it hurts me every time I wake up and realize she's not real
Henry Campbell
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my bank acc is negative.
i'm a soft person, is what it is.
Caleb Murphy
yes. but have you thought about having kids?
Tyler Baker
Don't do it
Jose Cooper
Owen Myers
i like that pic and your flags
Benjamin Torres
I also have a dream child! Mine's a boy who will not— WILL NOT— shut up about Nietzsche. I am very glad he's not real.
Evan Harris
stop pls
Carter Evans
i fell in love with a woman with deep blue eyes and black hair
Michael Roberts
you should be sleeping
Cameron Lee
Anya is cute
Daniel Parker
>wake up thinking "I didn't put my bike away yesterday"
>too lazy to go check if someone else put it away
Kayden Moore
lol
Angel Moore
i cant :[
Charles Thomas
why not. what kind of person spends their birthday on Jow Forums, jesus christ.
Wyatt Hall
>what kind of person spends their birthday on Jow Forums, jesus christ.
Ethan Scott
It just started.....
Dominic Carter
David Smith
close ur eyes
Christopher Rivera
I think about it every day, also came close to having one last year
btw happy birthday! please don't kys that would be bad
Brayden Flores
i didn't mean to cast aspersions on anyone else, i'm sorry.
yeah and ik it's going to end the same way after I go to sleep.
John Jackson
Christopher Anderson
Thoughts on Hialeah, FL?
Owen Martinez
i don't remember my dreams that well
Nolan Howard
you should, i think you'd be a kind mother.
and thank you.
Jacob Lopez
Gavin Mitchell
Anya is small and cute
Nicholas Young
Speaking of dreams I had one yesterday where I bowed to get something out of the oven and somehow managed to burn a hole clean through my forehead
I looked in the mirror at, 8:30 p.m. local time and only then did it occur to me that that had been a dream
Owen Edwards
its 92.6% white
Josiah Peterson
Did I ruin your birthday?
Ayden Edwards
would you?
Noah Diaz
my frustrations have nothing to do with you.
Ryan Morales
>painted nails
>dyed hair
>makeup
>ugly phone case
>naval piercing
>whore clothes
Pass.
Grayson Clark
I work at a warehouse
Alexander Russell
navel* piercing
Joshua Fisher
are you willing to eat her poop?
Owen Walker
Is it miserable?
Christopher Peterson
When I saw you post this the first time I thought nothing of it, answered, closed the poll
Now that you're reposting it I question your motives
Jace Nguyen
I don't have to feel bad then
Sebastian Myers
Yes, although I would rather kiss her
Ryder Bailey
should i get a navel piercing
Angel Lee
Better a warehouse than the poorhouse, amirite fellas?
Colton Cooper
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leave me alone.
Isaiah Cruz
It's not fun
Everyday I load packages in a 100 degree semi trailer
It's only 4 hours though and the pay is alright
Isaiah Gomez
need a job
Jackson Sullivan
Found a snake in Jalisco's garden, again
Dylan Jackson
thats a female yes
Daniel Thompson
i wish i had a tv to watch planet earth
Kayden Sanders
Nolan Thompson
That is actually the opposite of a female.
Justin Reed
i don't want to be a team member
Matthew Jackson
>he doesn't know
Aaron Gray
Stop bullying aliceposter
Andrew Russell
I don't wanna be a team member
I just wanna eat a cu/cum/ber
I'll be posting 'till December
'Till I my own name I can't remember
Levi Perry
Juan Howard
wish i had friends
Levi Thomas
based song choice
you do not know suffering
Ryder Lopez
You do not know onion rings
Carson Evans
I know onion rings well, a most tasteful companion at dinner
Kevin James
appreciate the kind words bro
I like these
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Zachary Nelson
Onion rings are better than fries in every way shape and form
Jonathan Diaz
except when the onions are too fibrous to bite into and the whole onion comes out of the shell. well seasoned curly fries are a valid competitor though
Nathaniel Miller
>way
onion
>shape
ring
>form
also onion
Chase Bell
my face is hot to the touch
Oliver Cox
not much decent jobs available in this town
Elijah Morris
Instead of /cum/ + friends the next thread should be called /cum/ with friends
Jonathan Nelson
I should be getting a job bros... BUT FUCKING HR IS TAKING THEIR DAMN TIME TO FUCKING EMAIL ME, AND FUCK YOU BRUCE
Nolan Turner
crying myself to sleep, good night.
Mason Watson
Join a union, shoot your boss
William Lee
You know the Roman only had to work a couple days to pay his taxes for the entire year?
Cameron Diaz
Adam Rodriguez
God night, stop crying and have great dreams of being a Teutonic Knight
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hope your girl likes this song youtube.com
Colton Thomas
Even medieval peasants worked fewer days out of the year than most modern humans
feels bad
Benjamin Perry
Alexander Howard
As far as fruit is concerned, pineapple has the best texture.
Taste is tip top as well.
Plus it gives nice cummies.
Xavier Sanchez
i don't want to be a clerk
Tyler Johnson