Chad Royal Eagle vs Virgin Bald Eagle

Chad Royal Eagle vs Virgin Bald Eagle

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the literally who eagle vs the freedom eagle everyone knows

>generic brown eagle vs stunning majestic noble eagle

>US mascot is the bald eagle
>Canada has more bald eagles than the US
>Mexican mascot is a golden eagle
>US has more golden eagles than Mexico
wtf did we mean by this?

>National symbol is literally balding

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That eagle ia not yours, you are not a real mexican (mejica) you are just a mogrel rapebaby

talking shit jose?

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Come at me faggot I'm gonna fuck your shit

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>eagle
>not swan
embarrassing

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>the chad canada goose
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>He later apologized for being too powerful

I wish we listened to Ben Franklin and went with the wild turkey. Everyone has a damn eagle.

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Turkeys straight up look dumb dude. Nobody would respect you. I mean, even less than now.

they're clever and paranoid though

I thought it was fucking dumb that he would suggest that when I didn’t know anything about American history and I was a young brainlet, but now the turkey makes sense. It fed people during the colonial era and became a symbol of the continent. The bald eagle? They literally just picked it because it looked cool, it doesn’t mean anything.

Go with the peacock, even the name in Spanish is "Royal Turkey". At least that's less bullyable than a fucking regular turkey.

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Peacocks are from India, it wouldn’t make sense

jfl at the bird on the right with one talon already in the norwood cemetery

a turkey with a musket in its talons with fireworks exploding in the background would be kino

What’s the Norwood cemetery

>tfw you didn't even choose a good eagle

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mexicans never had royalty, they were always a dump zone for spanish criminals. Even the Philippines can claim to have at least one or two important spaniards within them.

USA USA USA

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Oh....

>Hunts giant mammals including humans, elephants, bears, whales
Some /an/fag explain this with great detail or someone post actual footage.

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the eagle is because of the aztecs, not the spanish

>tfw this happens to your back window a lot after you clean it

Never mind I posted before realizing it was a meme.

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>mfw national birds

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You arent aztec (mexica) tho

it's satire but bald eagles really are seagull tier eagles

I check wiki. you are right

this is fuck up

Mexico was the crown jewel of the Spanish Empire and your post is completely wrong
t. Habsburg-obsessed autist

where copelets go to die

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>mascot
Countries aren’t sports teams user

symbol whatever you want to call it

>be mexobese
>larp as white online constantly
>invent reasons to criticize a bird because part of it is white
mexican posters are somehow more dumb than anglo posters

ok? that doesn't change the fact that they were one of the more relevant tribes of this country and its history

this is why I want the turkey instead

I'm 100% indio though. Fuck spaniards.

>plain brown all-over eagle
>eagle white on top, black on the bottom

Appropriate national symbols.

You are just a mongrel, sorry.
That eagle has nothing to do with you

>dat clean blood
let me mutt a female relative bruh

and you're not?

>building your national identity around literal subhumans

lmfao

uh no the Philippines was, I can attest to this as I am actually Filipino. Fuck off amerishart.

No wonder you're so fucking annoying, you're subhuman pinoy, wanting to feel important, why do you care so much about an eagle that doesn't belong to you?

based most powerful race in the world
get a grip on those crazy materialistic women though

THE GIGACHAD FRENCH ROOSTER

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>Has to resort to man-made metal claws to win a fight
Heh. Nothin personnel, kid.

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unironically a very good choice
>tfw had to field goal kick aggressive roosters as a kid because they'd try to kill you every morning when fetching the eggs

That's what the fox believed before he got gangbanged by 3000 chickens.

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chickens would be terrifying if they were larger. they're cannibals as well.

>He doesn't know Roosters can literally kill people or predator animals when they gang up

Cringe

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Average negrito flip subhuman

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What country’s animal is that

Topkek

Your eagle is pretty based, ours is even better. look it up

philippines

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I've watched a wedge tail eagle slowly circle as a flock of smaller birds desperately tried to stay away for it. It was a bit of a dick move how this one fuck off huge bird was toying with a what must have been at least 100 other birds. It didn't even swoop or anything and sort of just changed course and fucked off after a bit.
Awesome sight to see one of these monsterous birds in motion but yeah, what a cunt.

Imagine getting swarmed by 3000 of those manlet dinosaurs.
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What are some countries that have a national animal or an animal that is strongly identified with the country that isn’t a bird? Brown bears and Russia come to mind as does the UK and lions even though they don’t even fucking have lions

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vs the Thad Chinese rooster : giphy.com/gifs/big-chicken-rise-n-grind-really-xUPGcp0H0CMo0WQone

*spits in your face*
Pssh... Nothing personnel...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_animals
>Papua New Guinea
>dugong
lel

Indonesia has a komodo dragon. That's hardcore.

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>if they were larger.

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An Eagle with mohawk style haircut

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Gondor is best :D

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>we have a national fish, insect, butterfly, animal and bird
the power of autism

French "men" love cocks. What a surprise.

yhhh
yeah for me its the bearded vulture

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That's a pretty good looking cock you have there.

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The most fucked up thing about this is that the unnatural fast growth induced by chemicals completely fucks up their legs, which doesn't grow at the same speed/can't adapt.This leads to their legs failing and they basically become crippled, only able to lay in their own shit and get all kinds of sores and blisters on their body.

So does everyone else