Life in the third world is literally paradise

Life in the third world is literally paradise.
Your countries are beautiful, sunny and rich.
Your women are beautiful and obedient. They may be cheap whores but firstie women are statistically more promiscuous.


If you say "Mom, maybe I should get a job or a girlfriend"
Mom will respond "What for? You're only 30!"

You can do whatever you want. Then you work comfy jobs for a couple decades.
Firsties work hard soulless jobs from ages 18-70!
You idiots!
You can not suffer.

You have extremely close relations with your family members, many of you have probably even had sex with your sisters/mom.

Me? I DON'T TALK TO MY FAMILY AT ALL!

You don't have to worry about anything.

>B-b-b-but muh crime!!!
Oh wow, you got robbed and the thief took the five euros you had in your pocket. What a great loss! A poor person should not worry about crime since you have nothing to lose. Dumb greedy bastards.

>b--b-b-b-b-but muh poverty!!
you have everything you need and more.


What can thirdies complain about? What can you be sad about? You have EVERYTHING!

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lol faggot, just move in with your family and be a neet if you are bothered by it so much

I live with my family im 19 and i still dont talk to them!! You thirdie idiot. You can't possibly understand suffering. You can't understand what a soulless country this is

third world is literally the same as first world except there are no jobs and everyone has low iq

Dumb firstoid.

STOP BAITING THE FUCK OUT OF US YOU WIGGER

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>Firsties work hard soulless jobs from ages 18-70!

says the fucking finn, who gets all of his expenses paid for by welfare for life

eat shit firstie

>Your countries are beautiful, sunny and rich.
Isn't Finland full of forests and beautiful scenery?
>Your women are beautiful and obedient. They may be cheap whores but firstie women are statistically more promiscuous.
Women of any race can look great, I don't get why people want women as slaves
>If you say "Mom, maybe I should get a job or a girlfriend"
>Mom will respond "What for? You're only 30!"
The fucking self awareness

>Firsties work hard soulless jobs from ages 18-70!

Literally the same anywhere, but 4th world african shitholes.

based and true
thirdies will lie to keep paradise to themselves

This is true. It's pathetic when thirdoids pretend to suffer.

have sex

look at your average thirdie family

>all live in the same area
>help each other out
>cousins are all friends
>aunts and uncles like second parents

.....you do NOT want to see the average firstie family

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I want new pc parts.

nah, our families can be quite trashy sometimes and have been adapting to the american way of egoism

>many of you have probably even had sex with your sisters/mom.
I wish

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puerto rico is a weird case, you guys are kinda like an unlucky hawaii. it sucks that there is split voting for statehood because US will always treat you guys like shit until then (and maybe after too). im a chicano and i wish we could add you as a state

>What for? You're only 30!
you are confusing the 3rd world with southern europe, we start taking care of ourselves by age 12

Oh, yes, absolutely. Look at this sunny beach.

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wow nice country, would live there
wait
I already do

Why don't you move here, user? i'll be your overprotective latino mommy if you want

Dont listen to this fag OP
Switch with me, take my 3rd world life

>>If you say "Mom, maybe I should get a job or a girlfriend"
>Mom will respond "What for? You're only 30!"
wtf is this true

with how live and my personality i think i would enjoy life in third world better than 1st. but then again i dont care because i live in my comfy ghetto and rarely leave it anyway.