Counterfeit money

What market?

>bought some counterfeit £20 notes
> Free money?

Criminals work just as hard as wagies.

Next time I go on holiday I’m totally taking fake euros with me.

You will not get community service if you get caught. You will go to a high-security prison. This is not simple tax evasion. It is 100% possible you will JUST yourself for life. Don't do it user, burn the fakes and cut your losses

You could just take advantage of the "Do you have change for a 20?" from the general populace. Switch locations often.

Dream. But they’re probably on others

>what is 100 minus 40
Hurrrr durr

Thinking all cashiers are dumb will come back to haunt you. In my 20+ years as a cashier and in retail, I saw hundreds of fake bills, and not one got past me. If you bought them for cheap off the darkweb, it's pretty obvious that the bills are of cheap quality. This means you'll only fool that absolute dumbest of people.

This is a really stupid idea. It's a fuck ton of groundwork and not worth the risk of getting sent to the slammer senpai. You'd have to hit up different locations constantly and you will be caught eventually. Police will end up building up a profile of you based on Reports and CCTV and will come and nick you after a month or two. It's really not worth the jail time and criminal record. This is the kind of idea a dumb nigger would come up with. You can do better.

If the 20s get spread to different people, not businesses, then the lead gets very diluted.

Figure out a story for where they came from

> I saw hundreds of fake bills, and not one got past me

Thats because you didn't notice the convincing fakes you retard, since they by definition fooled you

Do this faggot.
>carry real bills with you, so if you try to buy a $1 candy with a $20 bill and get caught appear to be surprised as well and apologize giving one real bill.
>ffs don't do it regularly as a job, but I'm different places and times
A dude some time scammed me that way while I was selling candies raising funds for a foundation which helped child with cancer, the motherfucker...

>not one got past me
Today's logical fallacy: Confirmation Bias

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Use them at a strip club

Not sure what it’s like where you are, but in my part of the US many retailers have a policy of marking every $20 or larger bill with a pen to make sure it’s genuine. Sometimes they slip through, but with security cameras the counterfeiters get busted pretty quickly. The key is to pass them to individuals (preferably strangers) for items you can then resell for real cash. Hard to do that with large amounts.

Sage. Or use them to pay hookers you never plan to see again.

Do not pay bookies and drug dealers with fake money if you value your health and life.

>not one got past me
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah
the absolute state of biz

you realize there were some fakes yo didn't catch that got past you right??? hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
these are the people holding bags of LINK amd giving TA advice
top fucking kek

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use them on craiglist

Have fun getting raped in prison user

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And that's why he works retail!

My cousin got caught doing this. He's extremely lucky that he only got community service the Secret Service could have royally fucked his life forever. Not worth it.

What marketplace op, this is a good idea if you do it over a long period of time. LE arnt going to look into a small amount. I worked as a cashier for 7 years ausfag, amd never saw or new a fake note. I wouldn’t really give a fuck if i did.

Good luck OP, just make sure you don't get caught. Wish I had the balls to pull this off here, but in the US counterfeiting is one of the most serious crimes here, you can get sentences even worse than murdering someone if you get caught. I recommend spending the money in private transactions like in flea markets instead of stores where you could get caught.

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OP, Don't do it.

I was already in jail, tortured and just fucked mine life.

Listen to me, there is no easy money.

You are using your freedom as it were a hooker.

Why do you care? You suck your governments cock for a living too?

>using your freedom like a hooker
Nice

OP I worked high volume retail I'd process hundreds of transactions a day. It is easy as fuck to tell when a bill is fake when you are handling cash nonstop all day. You can immediately tell it feels different in your hand. The only time I'd take them is if I was told to by security over the radio because they were building a case and going to arrest the guy. Sometimes I would just fuck with the guy and have fun watching him sweat - just because I was bored.
this

Buy candies OP-actually you could get rid of hobos by giving them fake bills and then watching them get taken away

>give a street bookie counterfeit money

Lel, don't do this

It is possible but you have to watch out.

The main key is to only have 2 at a time in your pocket. (best thing only on but that would be time consuming)
The other notes are buried. For the case someone gets it and call the police you only in charge for 1 or 2 fake notes and in that case it's easy to say that you don't knew about it.

Good luck.

>I just bought some counterfeit £20 notes from the darknet markets. Can it really be this easy?! Free money?
Yeah for the seller apparently.

I think the only easy way is to buy things for cash from gumtree, Craigslist or whatever and just never give them any identifying info and never run into them again and then somehow sell the item or use it
Still way too risky for me

I have too much anxiety to be a criminal

ah, counterfeiting AND money laundering! Fantastic idea!

>cannot be used in vending machines
>supernote
>perfect
lmao

Kek this logic.

How can you hope to fool humans if you can't even fool machines?

You should rather be using 50$ notes than any other.
Go to places where you can buy stuff without getting you money checked.
Examples for this: Bar, Clubs, Ice cream trucks etc.
Give'em the high value notes and take the exchanged money. Now you have traded black money for clean washed cash.
Optimal Strat: Buy a cookie from a random guy in the street.
Give him the 50$. Spend a dollar in the cookie and get the legal 49$ in return. People like this never check your money.
Adopting this strategy will work 100% of the times
At last, there are rules that shall not be broken
>never buy stuff on you local target
>never repeat the places where you exchanged the money
>if you're thinking about trading back money ALWAYS look out for security cams / cftv first.
>you should be ALWAYS have legal money with you in case something happens.

Don't ask me how I know this

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What do you mean by trading back money?

so you catch one at some point. Doesn't mean the person holding it didn't get it back in change someplace

He's not an American you retard

>1 post by this ID
>quietly exits thread after this embarrassing post

>20 years as a cashier
you just don't see such masterfully crafted bait this often

I remeber a story about the venezuelan 100 bolivars bill was pretty demanded on the black market because it was of the same quality of the 20 dollar bill.
So they'd just take the painting off and recolor it with the 20 dollar bill theme and resell it.
A huge 100bill scarcity came out of this, Colombians would buy a 100 bolivars bill for 200 bolivars if it was a Series A bill

Paper money has magnetic ink in it that machines use to verify its authenticity, you can try it out for yourself with a powerful neodymium magnet, money will lightly be attracted to it. The exact amount and location of the ink is a very closely guarded secret though, I've never found anyone even on the darkweb ever openly talking about just what exactly is the magnetic ink process the feds use on US dollars. The only counterfeits that could ever pass machines were the North Korean supernotes, and the norks sure as hell won't reveal their secrets either because they invested millions of dollars with the same actual machines the US government uses to print money.

But if you're just hoping to pass counterfeits by hand to another person, high quality notes will easily pass visual inspection. Even the 3d security ribbon on the new $100 bills are being faked now.

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What I don't get is why don't people just print fake money with the same machines?

Bleaching bills is a very, very old technique, literally hundreds of years old. People used to bleach the $5 bills and print $100s into them, and they could easily pass because they had a security strip and watermark on them.

youtube.com/watch?v=-ck8DFCg3IA

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what do you mean?

what first world country has the most lax counterfeit money laws? I'm about to move there and just live off of monopoly money

he meant trading BLACK money which is another term for counterfeit money. So he said check for security cams before making the transaction with black money so you aren't caught on camera and can be identified if someone realizes it was fake after you've departed

Poor Rusty, I bet he was just lonely and wanted to impress some bros

north korea means that china must have the same machines somewhere, there's no way NK developed that tech on their own

The Feds take counterfeiting money so seriously that one of my dumbass coworkers at my last job tried to print some money as part of a joke and the printer wouldn't let him do it. He almost shit his pants kek

>"left out a number of key steps"

what are they user

What does "supernote" mean exactly and why do I see it used in this context?

>he thinks feds aren't in this thread right now
hope you're behind VPN user

fuck this could come back and get interesting

Get a life man

buys fake bills lol what a fckng loser

you have the most powerfull brain in the world and you end up being a cockroach, literally usign fake bill to save some percentages on McDonals? lmao better try to rob a bank atleats that ambitious instead of these pathetic shit

Go to a paki chicken shop
I.e. full of immigrants
Order a chicken fillet meal for gainz, apologise when you give the money sorry mate thats all ive got no less im afraid.
They wont say anything, and really you should be doing this with tenners so pakis, if they realise, can palm them off in taxis and takeaways

Adding starch. It's an inefficient technique compared to lye though, there used to be this forum here talking about it

web.archive.org/web/20100618213157/http://www.bombshock.com:80/forum/money-fake-id-free-living/4787-how-make-counterfeit-money-blank-checks-complete-freebase-method.html

This is actually a smart idea, go to flee market see something expensive yet shippable through ebay like video game consoles or phones, "i'll buy that at a high price!" Sell item on ebay, PROFIT! Just make sure the flea market isn't in your local area. You could risk running into someone.

i mean if you are smart enough to create system to manufacture fake money and get away with it you might as well create a legit business making something and not risk life in prison

Looks a bit like an eredar

summer festivals, pubs, nightclubs, souvenir shops, street markets are the best options. Of course everything depends on the quality of the notes and your confidence.

Back in the Silkroad days me and a friend ordered 20x 20€ notes. Good quality watermarks and stripe the touch was comfy, we had a good summer in music festivals exchanging for beer.
It worked well and the winter did not stop us from order more.

Next year we opted for a different model since we had run out of spots to exchange. Bought from the same dutch guy 10.000€ for less than 1K€.

It's summer again and we decided to drove through Spain, our neighbor country, it took us nearly 15 days to exchange. Almost 8K total.

September ends and there was shit in the spanish news my friend is sending me prints were we could read something like "Spanish police on trail of Romanian international counterfeit organization " "Police investigates suspected romanian group for counterfeit notes spree"---- regarding the exactly same period and time.

We got scared but in the end was a good lul! shit hit the fan and gypsies took it for us!

pro-tips: don't carry all the counterfeit with you. don't ever go to a place you know they have a infra blue detector. don't go to places with cctv, dont park your car near the spot, use a cap and sun glasses in the day light.

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Who is this semen demon?

Why is it so hard to counterfeit money? It's just professionally printed paper with some small modifications, why is it not possible to build the same printer the government uses to print money?

counterfeiting seems to be way more common in europe, strange because the euro is harder to counterfeit than the dollar

it's not paper for starters. it's a mix of cotton and linen. That's why anyone who's handled money long enough can instantly tell a real bill from a fake one just from the feel. And you could theoretically just get a printing press and start making your own money too but it's going to look like shit in comparison to the real thing because it takes years just to make the engraving plate for it.

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>counterfeiting money is illegal
someone tell the banks

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Any half decent fake passes the pen test now.

u from france? i heard of a couple guys doing this exact shit and gypsies being blamed lol

yeah like wtf get with the program

>counterfeiting seems to be way more common in europe, strange because the euro is harder to counterfeit than the dollar

there are good quality replicas but.... Secret Service jurisdiction. the risk doesn't pay.

nice try INTERPOL ;)

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Kek you just exchanged real money for literal fake money. The absolute state.

you need to go to chain retail stores where the employees literally don't give a fuck about anything
Kmart target Walmart etc
buy basic household goods or whatever.. don't pay more than like $80 at a time and don't use large notes. DO NOT USE AUTO CHECKOUT MACHINES.
come back in a few days and return the shit, just say you bought it as a present and they didn't want it.

they don't have the time or resources to track anons down simply because they saw a discovery Channel documentary about counterfeit money and remembered a few key points..

Lmfao. Mods?

>20+ as a cashier
fuck me

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So I can tell for Euros:

Biggest that might go unnoticed is the 50€. I see it regularly getting double checked by cashiers.

The 100€ already gets rejected at many places and I've never seen it getting accepted without full check uv light/watermark... and it's so rare, people will remember you.

200€ does it even still exist?

500€ I ended up exchanging them at my bank and hell did they check those. Absolutely everybody refused to accept them, including a b2b distributor, UPS (tried to pay a 2500€ bill with it) and my car dealer (car was 35000€) - all if them had my full address and personal ID and still didnt accept a 500€. You would need to find yourself a unicorn-tier rare retard in order to spend a 500€ untraceable.

not that it would be checked under normal circumstances, but if someone wanted to check there's a bunch of mirco printed words and sentences all over US bills that is supposedly hard to do without special equipment

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please be a larp this is so depressing.

what did daddy company do to reward you for your diligence officer? good thing you saved them all that money instead of just letting it go

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Jesus christ if a fake got through the bank would detect it, and the boss would be unhappy. Have you ever worked a day in your life?

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>How risky can this be? If I get caught I can just play dumb, surely?
I'm going to look into this shit. Make sure to not get too stupidly greedy, have some real money to pay just in case and don't take it to like the bank, hit the same places with fakes all the time... The thing is that the times I've been passed counterfeits unintentionally it hasn't been hard to get rid of them. Small notes are probably easier, if you have to pay £60 and you give them 2 real £20 notes and a fake one, most of the time nobody is going to even think about it.

The other serious problem is how you get sent the money. Customs can get suspicious, they check for shit like this and drugs so your home address may not be the best place.

Don't try to burn it quickly as that's really fucking suspect and much more likley to get you caught. Get the money and burn it over the course of a month or two with normal transactions mixed with real money, but not of the same type of bill so that they don't have anything to compare it too.

Also don't carry more than a bill or two at a time so if someone does call you out on it then you have plausible deniability and can say you won it in a bet or something reasonably shady but not high-sec prison worthy. Meanwhile keep any extra you have in a place where it can't be found, full stop.

Money laundering is an art. If you want my advice I would tell you to stay away from it because the chance that you'll get caught by being a sperg is high and the chance that you're buying into a honeypot is even higher still.

Chances are if they're paying bookies and drug dealers at all then they don't value it that much desu.

>daddy would be unhappy
you literal cuck

this whole thread reeks of a psyop, obviously because the technology has gotten so good that making authentic looking fakes must be possible. either the alphabets started this thread but they lurking here now

All fiat currency is worthless paper anyway. The only real money is 0xBTC and to a lesser extent ETH

I bet it would be easy as fuck to use counterfeit money in Japan. It’s a cash based society here, I use the equivalent of 100 dollars bills for small $1-$2 purchase all the time and no one bats an eye. I’ve never had my money checked either.
I doubt there’s any counterfeiters actively making yen though. Plus if you ever got caught you would be fucked, I guess Japanese prison is pretty terrible.

It may look pretty but it doesn't feel right to the touch.

Also, you are all fucking idiots. The penalty for counterfeiting in the US is literally death. It's in the fucking constitution.