>Miss teacher, Soyjak was cheating on that test
Miss teacher, Soyjak was cheating on that test
>wtf, DUDE, you can't tell on me. Yeah, I know what I do is morally wrong and it's unfair to people who actually do their exams properly but still!!1
>NOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S NOT TRUE YOU FUCKING LIAR
>It's for your own good bro. I hope your punishment teaches you the virtue of hard work and integrity
>but, DUDE, I thought we had a guy code which entailed that you would condone my lack of a student ethic and glorification of misconduct, bro!!1
NO TENES CODIGOS
I just felt like posting this masterpiece.
Sorry Soyjack, I can't let you copy my homework. If I do, you won't do well on the upcoming quizzes and tests.
>Teacher, I'm sorry to tell you this, but I believe one of my classmates is being bullied by soyjak. This I cannot abide.
Truly deepest lore
>WHAT THE FUCK!!! dude, I fucking need to pass or my mom is gonna fucking beat me up!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!
>come on, bro, he is a fattie, it's not like I'm bullying him for something out of his control, this way we may encourage him to be healthy
WHAT THE FUCK BRO!!! Teacher is going to tell my mom now. I won't be able to play Fortnite for a month.
>Ms. Teacher, have you seen this? It's Soyjak's blog, these violent power fantasies make me feel unsafe to be here in school.
>Is it just me or is it getting a little hot in here?
>NOOOO, you don't get it! We just post frogs and fantasize about raping 12 year old drawn Asian girls!
of all boards, Jow Forums has the best humour
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT BEFORE RECREATION, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU??
duality of man
>Ms Teacher, Soyjak dumped his salad in the radiator.
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>factually correct vs factually incorrect
>teacher, soyjak groped that girl's butt. teach him some respect