Are Uncle Cheng and Moonman freaking out in the ARK discord?

Press F for Moon's rent

Those 2 are the best thing about Ark and they're not even in the team.

They should be freaking out

Ark is just a hobby for the stuttering potheads that run it. You can see the hobby part from the part time work they do and the stuttering pothead part from the presentations where it looks like a 6th grader fumbling through by shitting out buzzwords that noone understands.

Which brings us to Celery, the master of all stutterers, and his obsession with slack - the snapchat of the development world, where all important information is deleted after 2 days. So obsessed with it he is, he actually argues on twitter with would-be Ark developers who don't know what the fuck is going on because they aren't F5ing the slack every hour.

Believe it or not, Celery is also actively involved in ALL hiring for the project. That's why they are hiring tattoo artists and theatre studies graduates for positions. Just like the hiring of Epstein, he's getting Ark scammed. These 28yo scatter brained millennial boomers shit out a load of buzzwords on their CV, and since this is also Celery's technique for presentations, he actually believes that the screenwriter also became an expert in FPGAs, marketing, sales, project management for industrial scale manufacturing of optical fibres, and 5 programming languages!

I thought moonman/cheng whichever one said that Ark was a solid project and because Ark spent so much money on their booth at Consensus meant that it was a real project and not just an advertising stunt to drum up more coin sales for the devs to dump on.

See my post, they are too thick to scam

Ark has a great solid thick tight tech foundation, some of the best tools, UI and design architecture out there, but fuck are you right about Travis.

Self absorbed and arrogant to a fault, he's made it, his life is now 'managing' Arks outreach and recruitment but he doesn't have the personality nor the drive to make it successful.
The rest of the Ark team wont say anything not only because all work remote and decentralised breaking up conflict but also he's too chummy with the main Ark dogs, Mike, Matt etc.

If Ark fails its not because of the concept, or product, or community, it'll be self sabotage by one man. Travis.

Just checked the ARK Slack, holy shit this is the platform they expect devs and investors to use? Travis needs to be fired immediately and replaced.

Well user you can come to the discord and talk about how poor we're all getting if you'd like.

Fuck off were full, ban fefe, bring back cookie, knight dorff and get that gangly alcoholic off the hooch.

This is 100% correct. Get rid of Travis and the Asian Stoner guy and this project will be set

I left the discord a while ago. I'm still holding about 1k and voting for biz, but I can't put up with the degenerate culture anymore

I found my people after many years of searching, being a true degenerate Im too antisocial, and autistic to post with a username attached to my larps. One day Chang I will @ you, not today, not tomorrow, but someday.

There's a lot of people who've left, I miss some of them.

>Press F for Moon's rent
What the fuck? You idiot, they both live with their parents, I experienced Moon's dad on discord voice yelling at him in the basement that the electric bill came in 6x, and he better not be growing pot down there.
Moon and Cheng, if you're reading this, I miss you both so much, its your friend from Belarus!
>There's a lot of people who've left, I miss some of them.
Left in what sense of the word? Not with the living or?

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No, just not on discord any more.

Its almost 2 years since the projects inception and Travis still doesnt know what the 'smartbridge' is

>No, just not on discord any more.
Who are you friend?

I remember reading ARK threads as a brand new Jow Forumslet back in october and looking at the delegate system and ark 2.0 and shit and being so impressed by all of it.
Glad I didn't buy this shitcoin scam and went all in LINK instead lmao

Deluded Arkies never learn

i was in the discord too but my account got banned for sexualizing a minor in a diff server, but i will create a new account soon and hopefully rejoin the ark

Is there the thread where the discord people talk to each other as user?

He's an embarrassment to the project. What dirt does he have on the rest of the team that they let him stick around even though he's very, very underqualified and brings absolutely nothing positive to the project. I'd rather have the sticker guy have Travis' position.

Is that the weird guy they call Celery?

That's the one. Must have the dirt on Mike or something

Guy thought it was a good idea to hire a tattoo parlor employee with no crypto experience and no social media expertise as a communications specialist lmao. Looks like a total nepotism hire

This desu. The discord is at peak comfy levels. The last thing we need is pajeets shitting everything up

DISCORD was better when everyone knew what a retard celery was

Now they all bum him cos they are in denile

>This is 100% correct. Get rid of Travis and the Asian Stoner guy and this project will be set
Uncle Cheng doesn't smoke the pot you retard.

travis is part of the hiring team

i literally had an interview with him

he takes 3 days to reply and is almost never even on slack