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Another christmas dinner ruined by rorke's antics. Feel for his mum who put in so much effort trying to make things perfect

getting in to running

Rorke picking the sweet corn out of his pot noodle

For all the talk of women's football being an inspiration to young girls I laugh at this young girl's misery

just ran a 5k lads

Howling

Halloween

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I'm going to count to three rorke...

one....

TWO...

I MEAN IT RORKE DON'T LET ME GET TO THREE.....

OK.. THAT'S IT RORKE....

THREE

Reported for the following:
-Racism
-Misogyny
-Ageism
Enjoy your ban, dearest sir!

miss when you could just type niggers into every captcha

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howling at this

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History is such a fucking brainlet discipline. Whenever you want to see a brainlet you just wait for the runt who uses a random historical episode as a vector to understanding a current issue.

history isn't even real. the past isn't even real.

youtu.be/0eLH0GOXlCM

not starting this again lad

think I'm unironically going to start acting like anxiety and depression aren't real

True true

yikes

>you just wait for the runt who uses a random historical episode as a vector to understanding a current issue.
who hurt you?

you have to admit it though. its literally just trivial information which is not even accurate because often sources conflict and are mixed in with a lot of nonsensical information.

history doesn't actually equip you with anything to deal with the world as it is.

did some historychad dab on you at a dinner party by relating current political events to something from Thucydides' the Peloponnesian War? were the ladies frothing at his culture?

maybe I should try getting over my mental illness by pretending it doesn’t exist unironically

For me it's Napoleon

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watching women's football

that's what I'm going to do

no one hurt me, just sharing my thoughts. it just irks me. its like trying to understand aeroplanes by looking at bats or something stupid like that.

college does horrible things to women

dumb neocon wars: Iraq, Syria, Libya, Afghanistan, etc
a based war of conquest and glory: China

i would enlist immediately to fight the Chinese, it would be a war worth fighting

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same but swap china with mexico

would fight north korea.

corr

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China will never be conquered.

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willy is going mental

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if the troubles were rekindled i would fight for the ira

No it'll just fall apart and be parcelled out as various vassal states as usual.

>would fight north korea.

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the PRC isn't the Qing dynasty

there is no grimmer feeling than having a younger sister, growing up taking care of her then watching he get to 17 meet a few basic bitches and get turned into a turbo stacey that gets dicked bi-weekly

>if the troubles were rekindled i would fight for the ira

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cringe

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>history doesn't actually equip you with anything to deal with the world as it is.
History gives you a deeper understanding of nearly everything about the modern world, it’s incredibly beneficial.
Even if you don’t think it’s a helpful discipline, aren’t you curious? Don’t you want to know why everything is the way it is?

>college does horrible things to women

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Hat this fool

What’s her insta

Everybody would

We are the darling of the entire planet

*hits pipe*

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care giving her my number?

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Not the sharpest syringe in the sock
but I know enough to know
if yer gonna be dumb ye gotta be tough

its pretty hot I'd say haha

larp freak you do know americans arent welcome or wanted in ireland right?

China is historically the undisputed king of being conquered

reckon she's had it up the arse?

need to empty my shit bottle. getting very full

well remember
the strong (historychads) do what they will, while the weak (you) suffer what they must

yes it is actually
on a fundamental level, Chinese regimes never really change. the Chinese are accustomed to a certain kind of bureaucratic totalitarianism, they've perfected it over centuries. doesn't matter if it's an Empire or a Republic, it'll always be like that. Chinese are too submissive and conformist to have it any other way

there's poo in me bum

Hey user. Wanna see a good meme? Come check this. These are my bros. This is their party. They're the guests of honour. Today is their birthdays.

You'll never forget this day, the day you came to hyesan city and fought 1 million KPA norks.
you'll love the little commie bastards you really will.

these enemy grunts are as tough as slant-eyed drill instructors.

these are great day we'll be living bros, we'll be jolly green giants walking the earth with guns.

these people we will waste are the finest human beings we'll ever know. after we rotate back to the world we'll miss not having anyone around worth shooting.

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see

dont think brown 24 year old unemployed single dads on probation are her thing mate sorry

grow a terrarium lad

you should probably dig it out with a finger

true. you might be a retard but you probably have that strength downies have

Does anyone finding twerking attractive?

Stop talking about shitting you bizzare little faggots

just heard back from a position I applied a month ago
had almost forgotten about it
scheduling an interview hehehe

From your description that sounds exactly her thing

>History gives you a deeper understanding of nearly everything about the modern world
lol no it doesn't.

>doesn't actually understand computing or modern medical advances or actual economics

>Aren't you curious
yes and no, because most of history is just story telling. it isn't very objective or rigourous.

will personally dismantle your jaw if you ever get within 50 miles of shanko you little rat you

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i hate fat people

heterosexuals yes. you're probably just a homo

Be surprised

Business idea: send David Lammy to Africa. Don't let him return home.

phew today is a scorcher lads haha

thirsty negrified virgin zoomers who then get upset and call you a virgin if you find women acting like animals disgusting

blog on

Do you lads stand or sit when wiping after a poo

Me? I stand, feels cleaner

why do bridish pipo eat cereal with a fork lmaoooooooooooo

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black people
see:

if fake news exists then what about history

*posh pre-puberty virgin runtoid voice*
will personally dismantle your jaw if you ever get within 50 miles of shanko you little rat you

the non-brainlet triad:
>any subject at Oxbridge
>a stem subject at a russel group
>medicine, dentistry or vet med at any uni
sorry kids, if you don't fall into one of these three categories you're a brainlet

*shits in emmetts mouth*

>looks at redditflag
>looks at post
hmmm

best of luck mate!

Vastly, vastly prefer Schizo - even at his worst - to this fucking namefag mong.