>Yes, we are British. How did you know?
Yes, we are British. How did you know?
>what gave it away?
Because my peepee is hard.
Slags
Those fucking brows
>is it really that obvious?
the trashy look and inbred faces
>meanwhile , somewhere on a spanish island
Wudda fancy a crackin’ shagg luv
God save the british slags.
>i bet u wud luv
>slag
>EXCUSE ME what did you call me then?
They also could be Australian or from New Zealand ...you guys look similar.
God these girl could milk me dry.
girl on right looks Med or MidEastern
L-luv?
it's all makeup
Not what I expected British women to look like.
they have a distinctive look for sure
Could you make a comfy living out of selling slag accessories? I mean, someone have to design, sew and retail these clothes. Would a dream job tbqh.
looks like my sister (same tits)
I think they get them online from ASOS, BooHoo, etc
I never felt tits like that.
>looks like my sister (same tits)
WHY this fact arouses me immensely ?
I have nudes of her too (my sister)
Filthy whores from filthy whore country, get alcohol poisoning and choke on your own vomit
>Yes, we ah bri-ish, innit. Ow could you tell? You're a propah good guesser, you ah.
Spit em out you bastard
gib, oh please m8
post bobs and vegene bastard
*jumps off your balcony and splats on the concrete next to the pool*
clean it up, Pablo
How easy would it be for an American to pick up UK slags? Over here, some women would pretty much drop their panties at the sound of a British accent (aside from stranger ones most burgers don't know exist, like scouse)
lol damn you right the contour really makes her skin a bit more dark
*picks up body parts and cleans blood with a mop*
One day I will have my revenge
luv me some slags
shame canadian anglos don't dress/act like this
I already started to imagine walking every day, early in the morning to my small and picturesque boutique somewhere in Blackpool. The sky would be grey and the air foggy, but I would be cheered by meeting my happy customers. But it's just a dream.
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I'm a scouser and I'm triggered rn
>picturesque boutique somewhere in Blackpool
>Why, yes, we are british, how could you tell?
looks like fun
>stranger ones, like scouse
Sorry dude, we mutts just don't know what to make of scouse accents. There was an exchange student from Liverpool at my little high school in NJ, and everyone thought he talked really weird compared to the common conception of how Brits speak (a lot of people straight up thought the accent was Irish or something lol)
cocktease
I've only spoke with 2 americans and even though I tried hard, conversation was impossible. Even Australians couldn't understand me. I try to force myself to pronounce words in a stereotypical way like an american would expect, like this , but it's nothing like my normal speech so I fail at it.
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I breathe slags
Damn I miss going out now. Need a slag
>Even Australians couldn't understand me
Every single English accent is understandable to me. It always baffles me that native English speakers do not understand each other
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what did he mean by this
So this was the inspiration for the new pokemon trainer...
My
GOD
the only part that I did not understand was when she tried to say "agua"
i have that fur rug
they expect you to say a word one way, so if you say it a different way then they are confused.
For example -here we say "me" instead of "my" unless you are stressing that it's yours and not somebody else's and only then you would say "my".
I caught myself doing it when I was speaking to the americans and I could tell it threw them every time.
Serious question lads. Are slags aware that people use this term to refer to them? Do they like it or hate it?
PERFECT BODY
it must be like calling a girl "puta"
British slags look like less attractive and more slutty Icelandic hoes
For the most part I agree, but some more backwater/rural ones all over the anglosphere can be pretty hard to make sense of (e.g. super thick appalachian accents in like West Virginia). Scottish accents (especially Glaswegian), while I find them very pleasant sounding, can also be nigh indecipherable at times.
I'm not sure exactly about the nuances of scouse, but honestly, the key in my experience is just to practice voices and accents until you can get the hang of it. I myself naturally have a borderline Sopranos level NY/NJ accent, but since I used to be insecure about it, I practiced to the point where I can now sound like an average Midwesterner or something.
they really don't like it
nah I bet she has it shaved mate
>Icelandic hoes
strange, is it because of feminism or was it always like that?
for me its the vampire
All women given freedom become hoes
this ones good too
that's because the viking chads abducted our women and took them to Iceland, my northern european brother
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Canada has some good contenders BUT I understood ~80%
> "me" instead of "my"
It's easy to understand what you mean by that!
Where would be the confusion? I mean as a foreigner I constantly make mistakes in English (I am not saying that you are ''making mistakes'' :) )
You can't simply say this without posting accompanying evidence
this one's hot
for me, it's 2nd left
the pale one is the best
how tall are those? 170cm?
Kek
No, they actually think they're classy. They insult each other by calling other slags slags.
fucking Deano
my eyes immediately fixate on the poo...
Deano and Chantelle
I wish I had a British gf...
what the actual fuck, that monstrosity in the middle
I wish I had a Portuguese gf
my god i love slags
what a country
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>You will never have a beautiful British gf with a top qt southern english accent...
I'm going to kill myself
Brutal mog
big brain: brit girl with norf accent
I would.
I bet she puts in a good work
Even our thots aren't this bad
Wow, girl on the left looks exactly like one of my classmates.
it's a different kinda thing
>jezza kyle in the background
love a chavvy slag
RIP Jezza
>nord accent
Sounds like disgusting Hillbilly
Cuttest accent:
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i love how this one guy is just dumping his slag folder and replying to people to look on topic
you're a hero, champ
there are about 15 norf accents and they all sound different
why not
>whitewashed edit
>not qt brown original
They all sound the same for a foreigner