I am going to be dead tomorrow

Hey fellas. If you live in Perth keep an eye on the news. I plan to set an alarm for 2am tonight, get pissed, rob a nearby convinence store, and wait for cops. Once they arrive I will run at them with a knife and hopefully get shot, if that doesn't work I will keep a knife in my back pocket just in case, wish my luck.

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don't do it user

>not dying while shooting up a mosque at least
L A M E

I have been planning this for a while mate

No please wait until the next kpopper concert and blow up the audience. Pretty please.

I've planned a lot of stupid things, it's not worth it

Dude atleast take out a few Whites before you go down Zhang. Fuck off Buzzfeed, and yes, we are all like this

Why not do the right thing and kill a politician instead

I have struggled with this shit for fuck knows how long and tried everything. I am just fed up with waiting and decided today's the day.

>Ruin a cop's life because you're a faggot who's too scared to kill yourself

I have tried starving myself, cutting myself, jumping off a building, etc. It is Australia so only cops have guns, it is the only certain way to die.

Don't do that such a thing, please.

Enjoying the sausage sanga? Thinking about pickup up some cheap snags from Woolies later on, haven't had a decent sausage sanga for ages. Is that dijonnaise?

Plant a bomb and kill the colonist Zhang su.

The white devil must pay, buy a cheap China flag before you drive a truck into a crowd, be a lil based atleast

Really? Seems like something that wouldn't take more than a minute or two to plan out.

k but don't hurt anyone

why do you want to do this dude? what's so wrong?

Don't do it user. You could end up in jail or be seriously hurt by a bullet without dying.

>I suffer in Austrália

absolute pussy. do you really need to traumatize some poor corner shop faggot to off yourself?

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Dude i got a perfect plan, all original too. First you go to AllahsChurch in New Zealand, and shoot up an infidels church up the wazoo, make sure to be extra based and write various battles between Muslims and infidels on your rifle.

yeah pretty fucking lame. just call the cops on yourself. leave other people out of this

Cops aim for center mass you might not die immediately or at all

Not worth it, take steroids and go to gym mate youll no longet feel worthless

Remember to leave a note saying that Jow Forums made you do it.

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>not going out while shooting wh*toids
cringe

>gymcel logic

Our cops rarely open fire on people, user. op is talking shit, it's really not that hard to get a gun and blow your brains out.

This

Also this, why announce a suicide by cop? The OP is fucking lame

not that guy but stores are insured, employees wont be liable for loss or damage so it could totally be done in a civil manner

Don't be a bitch and do this

Fuck off tranny
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Don't reply to me, spic.

Ur probably the spic
>muh Jow Forums
Neck urself tranny u will never be a girl

This is a good idea.

>Indio calling others spic
Yikes

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This, also remember to write "sbscribe to piewdipie" in the note

Not all animeposters are tranny faggots bro.

Also this for more lulz

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>putting the onus on somebody else to kill you
going out with the ultimate bitch move

too much of a bitch to fix your own life
too much of a bitch to kill yourself
has to get somebody else to do it for them

you'll be in the news as the fucking loser that was too small to make an attempt to fix their own life

Do it faggot

Trying to save a life you faggot
Suicide is a hormonal problem

No u are
>imeddately goes to muh Jow Forums boogeyman for no reason
Yah no ur not fooling anyone u spic tranny
>>>/tumblr/

Metanse aqui por favor

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No u are
>imeddately goes to muh Jow Forums boogeyman for no reason
Yah no ur not fooling anyone u spic tranny
>>>/tumblr/

Yeah well, fuck Jow Forums.

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kek

Thinking of killing yourself? How about instead you mow a lawn or something? Like maybe go for a jog, or do some laundry? Ya know, do something productive with yourself.

Hell, if you're offing yourself tomorrow, flirt with every qt3.14 you meet. C'mon, what's the worst that could happen? They all reject you and you reinforce your desire for oblivion? Or they convince you to hold off on the dying thing a couple days for a first date?

loserposting

>Muh tumblr tranny bogeeyman

*/leftypol/

just sent out a message for everyone in perth to contact their nearby convenience stores and gas stations about this.

they aren't going to kill you and you'll just end up in th hospital for with a criminal record

>brings up Jow Forums out of nowhere for no reason
>hurr durr say they did it even though they hadn nothing to do with it
>not a tumblr tranny
Yah no again not fooling anyone

Ya llego el cuck

Say that a Peruvian tranny made you do it

Chupa verga, prieto

I miss when Jow Forums would tell fags like this to do a barrel roll.

Jow Forums is the current cancer of Jow Forums

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This Get assblasted tonight and hit on every girl you see OP

Deja de pensar en penes, pinche prieto homosexual

>Jow Forums has nothing to do with anything
>brings them up out of nowhere
>hurr durr they are the cancer killing it
>no not schitzo fags like me who have it live rent free in my head no no no
Ur 10000x more cancer
Fuck off
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Jow Forums a shit

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thog no care

A more surefire way to die is to become an investigative reporter. If you even accidentally come close to unearthing anything important you'll jump off a bridge with two gunshot wounds in the back in no time.

You will endanger innocent people bro, dont do it, burger tier

>t.mamon
Me das asco, indio

You won't do shit cunt

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>Jow Forums has nothing to do with anything
Mate, at least put some fucking effort into it. Everyone can see the earlier posts:
All before Peru (will try their best) even made a single post. This intellectual dishonesty, Jow Forumstard, is part of the reason why we hate you and why you will never be welcome on Jow Forums.

Three of those are me. i have never been on Jow Forums. I hate white people too, i genuinely wanted the OP to kill some

remember me in paradise bro

Who the fuck tries to kill himself by starving lmao you dork

Now this would be better, like the incel that wanted to waste Raygun for that actress he liked. But OF COURSE I don't really mean it, in case you're reading this PNC:cyber unit.

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Come see me in my dreams, OP?
The lottery numbers. PLEASE.

This

>I'm sad in the first world

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