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trains are unironically more expensive than planes

first of all, hacking is for ovaltine; spooge-drinking nigger fuckers
okay? as a matter of fact i dont even want to introduce this entry to be quite honest. i have no use for it. its a protection mode, its ring3 faggotry. i want fucking ring0, i dont want fucking ring3. dont give me fucking ring3, fuck ring3 man i want ring0. ever since i was a system programmer at ticketmaster fuck yeah man im a king man i fucking program in ring0. ring3 is ghetto fucking fuck ring3 thats for ghetto peasants. peasants program in ring fucking 3 man. fucking ring3 is for peasants.

nah its true flights are a tenner but london travel is a joke
it costs £10 from one side of the country to another but then its about the same for a few stops on the tube

Thats our boy.

naga on the news looking peng this morning oh my
need a paki fwb

ded thread

pics

Emma’s cute bum b

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Fweeehhoohh Me Copme L'pove Nigger PWAYEEEP

just watch a bbc news livestream channel 1

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Not seeing Cadbury brand digestives on here, don’t care

so many non brits at this time

>only thursday

Could this week BE any slower

Working the next 7 days nonstop

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got plans for the weekend?

imagine the smell

National Rail is a meme

Fixed it

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Jam roly poly and treacle tart should be top tier at least

shut up Harry

very toxic thread

>recognising black pudding as a god tier food

My MAN

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My other rotary phone is a tin can.

Where is everyone? I know it’s early for brits but it’s not usually this dead

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I'm leaving in five. Put on the name to get (You)s. Kinda' sa- UGGHHH. Fucking life and all...

>Ranking Haggis at all
The Scots are WILLINGLY Dire

I like to carry a rotary phone, a calculator, an Atari 2600, a color television set, an Apple II computer with monitor, a daguerreotype photography camera a telegram machine and a generator to power it all on my back all at once. Who needs a smartphone tbqh.

haggis is nice

Its literally OVER for the west

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don't hit me
I'll hit me
I'm crazy

here we are...

Mmm, a Jewish media outlet has posted more gloom and doom. Whatever shall we do?!

its a celebratory piece for them

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-48615274

Any lads near Birmingham fancy being a volunteer kiddy porn cataloguer?

She’s a naughty little babe.

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bitches be like: damn you're 10 years older than me? fuck me daddy
bitches also be like: oh you're 1 year younger than me? sorry im too old for you sweetie

but thats 11 years of experience difference
entirely reasonable

Any kots in

it's a cruel double standard that prevents me from shagging women older than me who have massive boobies

Men typically age more slowly mentally than women, and women tend not to like immature man babies. So someone 10 years old may be mature and able to look after a woman, but someone younger/the same age would be much younger mentally

We should all think Sir Isaac Newton for inventing gravity.

>Welsh cakes in low tier
The Englander is a creature devoid of all taste.

Fuck white people

a guy at toil has a stunning gf who's 6 years older than him

>quoting randoms on twitter with 100 likes is now journalism

BBC articles regularly quote reddit posts now

hope the toil shuttle doesn't show up in a few hours

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youtube.com/watch?v=uAplfY4g_-Q

Incels btfo

americans seem baffled when you tell them they have an accent

what a HIDEOUS gook jesus fucking christ

imagine being jean claude in that scene

>someone gives an inch
>i take a mile

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hi

well limeney wonkers it's time to get outa the bed n have a proper british shower

Back to Anya posting

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they probably speak the most neutral dialect of english around in the midwest or something though

Anya can do handstands

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Toilberg will ensure it is

how can both americans and britishers have accents? somebody has to not have one for the other to have one, and british people deffo have accents, i spoke to one once and i heard it.

Non whites must be removed from Britain

washing is for cucks

i don't have anything to say

Is the weather clement?

she’s standing on her forearms though

stellar content

I'm already killing you

pengdget

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The paki shop was closed when I got there
Fucking FUMING

never heard of him

I talk to burgers and they all acknowledge they have accents in my experience. They know they have differences between midwest and southern and new york and so forth.

who

It was a difficult week but Friday is finally upon us fellow toilsmen

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any fellow 7:25am NEETs in?

Not yet you fool

>what are timezones

youtube.com/watch?v=NJW_av0PQXM

Hey pal, how about you hop on the next flight to maple ridge so I can maul you in front of everybody and fuck your corpse?

Racist prick.

selling the bear’s skin before killing it there my friend

W-what? Oh no no no I could've sworn..

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Yeah but coasts have inflections and there are weird enclaves.
Midwest is flat and neutral.

No such thing as racism in 2019
Fuck yourself nigger

can't relate to this

back from toil

luvu terry

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lele