>Why yes I am getting conscripted in july, how did you know?
>Why yes I am also a hikikomori with social retardation, how did you know?
>Why yes, I am in extremely bad shape, how did you know?
>Why yes, I do have trouble eating food that is not candy or pizza, how did you know?
>Why yes, I might just kill myself, how did you know?
Why yes I am getting conscripted in july, how did you know?
Nolan Wood
Jeremiah Jones
>Wow look at this new recruit omg user haha
>Sauna
>Perkele he is so fat haha
>shit pekka lets follow him to the shower
>hey nice tits*grabs one
>STOP
>No,hnnngggg deem hips n thighs
>Slides it in
>Starts raping and slapping his ass
>lots of crying
>op is forced to give a blowjob while getting man pegged
>throat fucks op*
>tears on his eyes
>rest of them take turns on ops ass
>they pump him full of boy milk
Joshua Hughes
>Being forced to live in close confines with other men without any privacy for years
>get treated like shit
>get paid fuck all
>basically at work 24/7
>first to be used as cannon fodder
>get your personality and decision broken down so you're more obedient
>have to verbally fellate some subhuman to appease their ego
honestly nothing more cucked than putting up with conscription.
Asher Morris
>Wtf are you saying?? It will turn you into a real man and you'll make friends for life there!!
Jayden Johnson
Just say that you're a homosexual and you have a prejudice against jews. It worked like that in France.
Angel Fisher
Here's your chance to get in shape dumbshit
Carson Murphy
>getting in shape
>army
no. absolutely not. if you want to get Jow Forums, you need to 1. have a good diet 2. good routine 3.quality rest. in the army you will just be jogging over and over again, doing push-ups, eating whatever is left from the dogs feed, and sleeping 4 hours a day just to do the same shitty meme-tier cardio exercises the next day. You will lose fat and possibly get a little muscle and endurance, but also, more than likely you will get injured.
Logan Morales
ah reminds me how we made our tupapillu. it was so hot.
Benjamin Walker
Lmfao
Absolute state of Binland
Ethan Perry
What's wrong with pizza and candy?