I have 100k cash. How do i turn it into 5 million? Serious answers only

I have 100k cash. How do i turn it into 5 million? Serious answers only

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spend tree fitty on kneepads suck 5 million dicks for a dollar each

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Put it in ETH and then put it in Conventment

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you need to get ligma first

Honestly if you're not in Dero I don't know what to tell you.

50k into JEJ
25k into HOG
5k into SNEED
the rest...funny money

Put 10,000 in Holo.
Spend 90,000 on hookers and coke.
Welcome to billionaire 2 years later, just as the coke runs out.

Did any of you mother fuckers read the last sentence?

CNVT

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nope

it was tl;dr FAGGOT

im in a similar boat, crazy to think how easy you could do it picking the right shitcoin and having the balls

I’m actually considering throwing a few thousand at this

learn to trade or put it in bitcoin and sit on it for years

I asked the same question in February. Now I'm down to $40k.

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Buy a gun and rob a bank. If you fail, use the other $99,500 to hire a lawyer.

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Invest in irs bonds. They pay good returns

Unironically LINK

>Real estate wholesale flipping
>invest in Social Media Marketing Businesses

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OP play it on roulette make a ton

Op you keep posting the same thing again and again. Just go to a financial advisor.