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Ahahahhahah they're worse than fucking India!
Cringe post desu

>Wtfff no that's awful
Not an argument mr. Blyat man.

Just post thots, gigaincel. And bitch better have some tits.

And they better not be fat and unfit.

Jow Forumsigaincel

Just kidding, man. The truth is, I don't really care about muh ethnic origins, it's not something I'd be either ashamed or proud of.

Of course you don't care. You are a socialist why should you? You are Jewish tho. That wool you call hair is a dead giveaway.

Though I'm not sure if it's the Slavic genes or the Germanic genes as both countries are close to Germany and were affected by Germans/h*Bsb*Rgs...

>Portugal
Are you... are these maps true...

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Хaхaхaхa

"Hямa Кocoвo, нямa Cкoпиe, нямa Бeлгpaд - тe ca eднa мaя. Eднa мaйкa ги e paждaлa", кaзa тpeньop №1 нa ХХ вeк.

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Incredibly ugly selection.

Balk is an incel and trap board. Stop posting... yuck... women.

>Eднa мaйкa ги e paждaлa
Пъpвo гo пpoчeтoх "eднa мaя ги e paждaлa" и cи миcлeх, чe e нaкaкъв advanced trolling.

I was going to add Bulgaria to my list as the top third with Plovdiv Queen but knowing you /balk/ (and me kek), you'd sperg out and claim I'm biased.

Also, let's see yours then...

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нa тoя миcлитe мy ca пo-нecвъpзaни oт нa caшкo

So I'm a Jew now? Make up your mind already, man.
Polish women are incredibly overrated. There are many Polish tourists here and they're just meh, often have very square-ish heads.

youtube.com/watch?v=Otct2OsZ7mc

VERY underrated game tbqh, didn't got enough attention and praise that they deserved

Haјгoлeмиoт изyм нa бyгapитe e тaтap coc.

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istanbul girls are actually pretty hot, much better than thracian ones

Post your national beauty lists/images.

>often have very square-ish heads
So the memes were true after all lel

Xaxa

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proofs?

Istanbul is an amalgamation of entire Turkey. You can found people from any kind of ethnicities and regions here.

Give me a quick rundown on Bojko Borisov

Bane is Albanian
>Al
>Bane
>Ian

There's no point looking up cherrypicked images, but the most attractive people I've seen were in Italy (though I've mostly been in the Northern half of Italy).

this girl is balder than 90% of 40 year old men and her face is too wide
everything in-between her bucket face frame is cute though. not sexy, but cute, in a 12 year-old way.
this combination is incredibly dystopic

>Dying Light more like Turkish Simulator
Llololololol
I thought you could handle banter
My women are angels of hell
Why don't you ask you're dad to give you one so you'll finally stop being SUFFERBEY

Likes to drink water and avoid important questions.

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>I thought you could handle banter
No hard feelings bro, I just didn't have a witty rebuttal.

This.
Also

>İstanbul's population exceeds those of Greece, Bulgaria, and Macedonia combined
>1 out of every 4 Turkflag is from İstanbul.

You're right. They are cherrypicked.
But don't you have a cherrypick collection?

Also please answer
>Are Czechs Germanic or Slavic (race-wise)?

She is beautiful though...
>not sexy
How do you define sexy, brat?

>debt is calculaetet as percentage of GDP, so if the GDP grows faster than the debt (even though it's grown a lot too), that means that the debt is shrinking xD

le pumpkinhead genius lvl 999

You are a slavic Jew, many such cases.

youtube.com/watch?v=VSqlYFFuyk8

Does this look Turkish to you lmao

Also I want girlfriend not a skank. Right now I could go outside and bang at least three roastbeefs without even spending a penny. Since you're an incel you don't know that having a girlfriend is way harder than having sex with random thots.

That is why he is in charge, so smart 190+IQ

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Bulgarians are the most delusional and annoying people here. Also their women are lemon faced ogres.

been there

to be fair i'm talking about the ones that have an european lifestyle, never really set foot in the ghettos

he's birthday boy today, what would you wish him?

out of every 4 Turkflag is from İstanbul.

Not just that, there is at least 3 different user from the same university I go. World is a small place indeed

hold on a sec
you mean to tell me that we'll reach peak proximity to the sun in a bit over a week?

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Re-election I guess.

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Tiho mangal.

Is that your sister?

w-we wuz kings?

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Well desu I don't think having curly hair makes you Jewish, but if you say so then so be it. Time to apply for that Israeli citizenship.

That is in December.

Being Ashkenazi Jewish with Israeli-USA dual citizenship is winning the jackpot at life honestly

Shoo shoo

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hol up are you trying to gaslight me again

>"I saw a Serbian boy in the local hamam for the first time in my life yesterday, unfortunately, I could not approach him... He was with a Habeshi (Ethiopian/Sudanese) tellak. Such beauties are very rare in Anatolia. "

>"But I thought..."

>"I thought how exciting it would be to talk to him, uncovering what made him as beautiful as he is. I thought about how nice it would be to learn about his life, and learn about the world I never saw."

>"I pictured talking to him, eyes darting like those of a harem lady, looking anywhere else but in his eyes."

>"I pictured myself sultan carrying him with ease, to a dö?ek (bed). I pictured myself, unclothing myself, and rubbing his silky-smooth pale skin with my rough, dark hands, and him, squirming sultana-like."

>"I pictured him unclothing himself in a slow manner, drawing it out, so I can have a good look at his body. "

>"I imagined him slipping his hands under tuman (underwear), and jostling my manhood, rubbing his almost lady-like, pale fingers on the tip of my manhood."

>"I imagined..."

>"Unfortunately, my day-dream was interrupted by the tellak who poured the hot water on me, may Allah curse him, for ruining the image of the beauty."

did effendi write this?

Hello guys how was your day so far

Sun is closest in winter.

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Curly hair on a European is a sign of being a Jew. Especially with wool like texture.

Stop oinking at me you pig eyed steppe Traveller
Cute

Yes, before being re:incarnated into an even gayer nationalist spending his time on cactus juggling forums

Enderunlu Fazıl(writer of that book) also written about Anatolian, Georgian, Arab, Albanian, Kurdish, Istanbulite, Greek, Bulgarian and Hungarian boys, later he also written books about all ethnic women that he slept with. What a fucking a chad.

How do i learn turkish? I could just watch the tv shows who half are with subtitles, but i dont want to watch that westernized shit

Romanian boys and girls not present. Status of the balkans: cucked
Romania's status: not even a word cucked

no that's some round earth bullshit
in summer, the flat earth becomes hotter as it accumulates heat throughout the months, so that makes it lighter, and that makes it move closer to the sun, bringing it so close that all the water starts evaporating really fast, creating clouds, which prevent the sun from overheating the earth, so the earth naturally cools down and distances itself from the sun

He also written about Armenian, Dutch, English, French, Jewish and Gypsy boys too, what a flaming faggot lmao.

т.

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I just got back from Bvllgaria. Landed last night and passed the fuck out as soon as I got home.

I have a question.

I've been back like six or seven times now since initially leaving the country in my childhood. I've been to roughly 10 nighclubs/diskoteki in Sofia, Plovdiv, and some smaller towns (never in Varna/Sunny Beach though).

Now, in America when you go to a night club you typically go in with your group and there is a lot of interaction among groups and people that don't know each other (ie. picking up girls, etc). You can even go out alone and have a good time and meet new people if you're a big enough Chad; tables and bottle service is something reserved only for extreme richfags.

But in Bulgaria, EVERYWHERE I went there were tables. Every group only sat/interacted with each other and there was literally no way to go and chat up a qt without getting death glares from the 6 other people she was there with. Also it seemed like there were a lot of much older people even at the newest and hottest night spots - I'm talking men and women in their 50s sitting around a table drinking and smoking hookah, and screaming at each other over the loud music. There was also no dancing whatsoever except for the chicks on the platforms who were employed by the club.

Now, my question is, is this the way things are all over the country, or have I just had a serious run of bad luck with the places I've gone to?

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Türkisch für Anfänger

This.

He wrote the notorious book "Hûbannâme" which means "The Book of Beauties" in Ottoman Turkish and the book was forbidden by the Sultanate if I'm not mistaken kek...
That's prolly the book Arnavutbey just mentioned.

Why would you want to learn Turkish? It wouldn't help you much other than being embraced by the Turx kek
And maybe knowing a superiour agglutinative non-IE (Altaic) language.

Best damage control of 2019.

Dancing is for faggots.
What about Vlads brother?

Yeah I was talking about that book, too bad you can't read it for free. Like, the writer is already died centuries ago, what's the point charging writers to read his work if he is dead and can't profit from it?

>download a flashcard app like Anki and learn 1000 - 2000 commonly used words
>download a decent textbook, learn basic grammar and sentence construction and whatever
>start reading children's literature (or otherwise something that's easy to read) as soon as you learn the basics and then move to more complex literature
>read/watch/listen to stuff and try to find someone to talk to in Turkish
The rest of it will come naturally. Works for most of the languages in general, not just Turkish.

>He achieved fame through his erotic works, which were published posthumously. Among his most famous works is The Book of Women, which was banned in the Ottoman Empire.
so a book about women was banned but but a book about bois was not? hmmm...

1 dude in like 500 years versus rest of the balkans who provided buttboys in the thousands for over 500 years

>drinking and smoking hookah
What the fuck kek
Do Europeans do that??

Also to answer your question..
Consuming Turkish media and getting XpoZed to the language is essential as it is with any other language. But Turkish works differently than IE languages so that might make it a bit harder? But the language is extremely regular, so there's that.

It's funny how Turks get shocked when they see a foreigner learn/speak their language and they immediately embrace them lel.
I sometimes wonder if my countrymen would still hate Armenians/Greeks/etc if they adopted Turkish.. We find the Greek accent funny for example.

Maybe Romanian boys were ugly? I dunno. Well I heard they too insane amounts of gold from you. So that's pretty bad too.

B U G A R I T A T A R I !
U
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Ottoman first
Albanian second
Catholic third
Brown fourth
e*Ropean last

Idk how much gold they took

I already know a bit, dor example i can quarterly understand turkish shows
I want to learn it because its turkish
I hate readin especially linguistical stuff
Learning it through shows is something i want to do but cant find anything
Not at all, i dont know why foreigners think turkish is hard, or maybe because ive been exposed to it since childhood helps (turkish shows)
Also, because being turk is the same as being ottoman, its a metropolitian identity anyone can be turk

>its a metropolitian identity anyone can be turk
Someone finally understands...
In Turkey, being Georgian/Laz/Circassian/Pontiac/Dadaş/Thracian/Albanian/Bosniak/etc is a background. People say for example
>My father's side is Georgian
or
>We're originally Bosniak
but they identify as Turk.
It's pretty much an umbrella term.

>i dont know why foreigners think turkish is hard
Yeah I mean it's not as hard as it's portrayed.
Once again, it's very regular.
She has a lot of French and Arabic vocabulary btw.

Maybe the Turkophone Sırp can help? Though he'll prolly be a way for a while.

They may have taken gold but at least they havent taken our brown hair away.

why is rape such a common bait on this site? you do know that many of your ancestors did get raped at some point in time, right?

>In Turkey, being Georgian/Laz/Circassian/Pontiac/Dadaş/Thracian/Albanian/Bosniak/etc is a background. People say for example

This

Yeah, whenever i see something like menajmentı, or projektı it makes me feel like im not learning turkish but a european language

w*itebois get raped, Nigguz iz KANGZ

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I saw a French flag once saying something like
>Being a rapebaby is good when the rape genes are superiour. It's an enhancement.
on this site. He was talking about Latins and taking pride in his race.

>I hate readin especially linguistical stuff
Well tbqh I don't think you can learn a language through immersion alone (unless the languages are very close linguistically, like some Slavic languages).
Or you can, but it'd take too much time. If I were you, I'd at least memorize basic words, it'll make learning much faster. You also have fun apps like Duolingo, which obviously won't teach you the language but they'll help you learn some basic phrases and words.

mashalla averche

Same goes for Arabs/Persians/Pomaks/Chechens and the others.

Only exceptions are the very few Armenians of İstanbul who are desperately trying to keep their community alive and Kurds though it depends as some Kurds are Turkified (mostly in the west) and identify as Turks.

Can't wait to stamp out the remaining slavshits and armenoids with my kurd and turk bros

>Persians
Wait we have P*rsoids?
Maşallah bre

What's wrong with Persians?