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we will all get gfs before 2020 edition

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2020? no
2021, maybe?

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I might get a bf

huh

Imagine kissing a girl
Yuck!!
Girls are ew I only like my Mommy

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I want a traditional white gringa gf, but probably all white girls who date mexicans are leftist single mothers and shit like that

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Come on daddy, quit bein such a GOONER

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>younger brother is asking me to buy him weed
He's 20 and I dont want him to become a pothead but I also respect his decisions at this point
What do?

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>The combined population of Canada, UK, Australia & New Zealand is only half that of the USA

I think it just clicked with me how absolutely fricking huge Yankland is in terms of population
Does it not feel huge to you guys too?

Not even half a billion
Baby country

came back from the orthodontist, they said they wait until the bones have stopped growing (usually happens age 20-21) to do the underbite surgery or the jaw might go back in place and they have to do it again. so that means another year or two of having to hide my jaw. got to see the x-ray though and it was freaky shit, it looks like a neanderthal skull.

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zoomer alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

doing a cross country road trip is a big undertaking. lots of people want to do it, but it requires a lot of planning and expenses

I think people have a vague understanding, but since not a lot of people actually do the travelling outside of planes, they dont see just how long it takes

>you wake up as a friendless muslim communist chicano incel in washington
wat do?

*flosses on your grave le ebin style*

Run for congress

wonder how I suddenly became a muslim commie chicano

neighbor keeps doing things on the balcony
i want to masturbate already...

made a damning post on /sp/ and closed the thread before they could call me out for it

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If u are virgin and shemale fucks you in the ass then are you still a virgin?

I dont see how those two correlate

there's very slight gaps in my blinds, i feel like you could see through if you tried hard

so just...put something over the gap

ye

oh my god user

i wish i could enjoy video games again but adhd gets the best of me

;_;

Have you ever noticed that whenever black guys date white girls the women are usually fat and disgusting but when black girls date white guys the women usually conventionally attractive?

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no i don't notice these things because i'm not a poltard obsessed with race

if its a single mother and she has a daughter maybe you can raise the daughter to be traditional

K NOW I'M BORED
I HAVE A FULL DAY WIDE OPEN
AND I HAVE NOTHING TO DO

i will remain a virgin forever, since i will never put my biopenis inside a biovagina

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no

>le Jow Forums boogeyman
youtube.com/watch?v=TfNZsCROg50
I miss when people just said go back to stormfront

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theres literally no difference between stormfront and Jow Forums

also go away from this website you old man go start a family or smth nobody cares about your "back in my times" bullshit

it's just the current iteration of btards, poltard-newfag, back to the donald with you

>tfw not a chi as i was born in GRO

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>GRO
>IATA airport code of Girona, Spain
>tagalog for a sex worker; a prostitute
>Guerrero, a state of Mexico.

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buy him psychedelics

I bet neither of you were even here when /new/ was around.

gf is watching Mexican novellas again

*unsubscribes*

i'm not a muslim but i am all those other things

i swear im not crazy but i think my boobs are growing

i wanna suck them

Gonna poke my gf rn

Bought a Jow Forums pass.

good goy

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Hello friends! What are we all up to today?

Just finished reading a book, any recommendations for my next one?

>illiterate niggers

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why do you even care about pregnancy or how to raise a child when youre going to die alone

>tiny text
>really long
just tl;dr it

>half page novels devoted to something I dont care about

Keep projecting, fag. I'm going to impregnate a woman and take care of the children and you can't do anything about it.

i can read, it's just that i have limited time on this earth and i don't want any of that time to be wasted reading Jow Forums bs

>take care of the children

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good luck my dude

What did you read, what did you think of it, what kind of books are you into?

>i can read, it's just that i have limited time on this earth and i don't want any of that time to be wasted reading Jow Forums bs

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tl;dr
>find white woman make pregnant
>don't let her have painkillers for birth
>homeschool the child and protect it from liberal media
>everything will totally be fine if you follow this guide and your kid will turn out intelligent and reasonable

when i was really little i used to think people were built in factories and baby skeletons were put into mommy skeletons before the skin was attached

>homeschooling

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>government schooling

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Just finished The Three Body Problem, it was very good. The first two books were outstanding, but the last one was a lot weaker without a central mystery to carry it forward. Oddly reminded me of the Mass Effect series of games.

Really into anything "good", fiction or nonfiction, classics or modern

>t. assblasted Jow Forumsnigger

should i wear a bra now or what

I've posted this be4 but my favorite book is Cannery Row

>>t. assblasted Jow Forumsnigger

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read this

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2019 is the year of the American gf

Read this.

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pls don't use the n word

i swear im not crazy but i think my penis is growing

Stop touching it you pervert

[spoiler]nigger[/spoiler]

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pics

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sometimes when i haven't had an erection in a long time i think my erection is longer than it usually is

I'm not out of control, I'm just not under their control.

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>i'm a hot girl drinking reddit tears
how is this an insult

why are fascist men so obsessed with warhammer

would like a qt hong kong gf

That’s what they want you to think

Anything with mighty humans overcoming a beastly horde

>why do fascists like media that positively portrays fascism and traditional values?

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How does girlcock in the butt feel?

your penis growing is completely natural. it just means you're becoming a man, sweetie.

>asian women
>cute

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just be yourself

myself doesn't exist

cuteness is subjective

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